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Gustaf VI Adolf said:
Lol, you are an afterparty member who goes by "John Mamarald" on discord, I know because you post that exact same image about the word "unironically" and I doubt anybody else has an obsession with it. You can't say you're a spy either because you blogpost about your personal issues daily. Makes your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon(which I might add originated in the shemaley) pretty hypocritical.
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By the way, I found this on the Jarty: https://jakparty.soy/jon/index.html. Seems this guy really gets around geg
 
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Dasjas Watanid Tabas said:
I believe I am in possession of a variant:unknown that is the closest to Poopson I've seen to date. Behold, it's brimmy and vantablack:
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Fuck this shit website BTW
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I have a theory. Listen to me for a second
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There is a concept which has until recently had no name, but has always existed since the dawn of time. It's defined as a positive aspect of an object, artwork, person, idea etc that is inexplicable, that is, the reason why it is appealing is literally impossible to explain. This means that if you like something but you can explain why, it does not qualify.

A term has been coined to describe this aspect. It is known as SOVL. Soyjaks represent SOVL very VERY well. At the end of the day, all variants are just black and white scribbles and there are very few consistent features among all of them, meanwhile, it is extremely difficult to make a soyjak which looks appealing. Almost all of them are off-putting. This is even though 'jaks are not meant to be professional art or even look good. It's just that for whatever reason, all of the variants we use are extremely SOVLFULL. All of this is known. All Nuvariants are Sovlless. My theory is that the scale of SOVL does not only go from sovlfull to sovlless, but also encompasses an aspect known as ANTI-SOVL. ANTI-SOVL is an aspect, which is so bad, that instead of something Sovlless where it's not terrible to look at but it's just not entertaining or worth keeping, ANTI-SOVL actually is so off putting that it regains some value. An example of this within soyjak culture are brimfairies (attached image). They are so fucking bad that they actually gain a sort of "shock value" which is funny and they cause seethe. It's also just funny to look at due to how fucking brimmy it is, and remember that they are basically just shitty drawings just like regular soyjaks at the end of the day. Basically I'm saying that Sovlless is more like mediocrity while SOVL is good and ANTI-SOVL is bad but also good. Other examples of anti-sovl are; gore, nikocado avocado onlyfans, ugly nigger trannies, and goatse.
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The point of this is to tell you that I think your 'jak is not poopson since poopson must have an extremely profound ANTI-SOVL while yours is only slightly, but mostly Sovlless
 
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Gustaf VI Adolf said:
you are (some 'cord nobody)
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Baseless accusation.
Gustaf VI Adolf said:
you post that exact same image about the word "unironically"
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You would know it's best known for being a famous meme in the last remnant of /qa/ in 4cuck, the 4chan Happenings Thread on /trash/, if you had any respect for genuine soy culture.
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Gustaf VI Adolf said:
your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon originated in the shemaley
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You could've said this and left it at that, but your hostile response tells me I obliterated a nerve. So much for being the most respectable splinter.
Rigamaroo said:
no thx bud, but good luck doe
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Thanks, and I imagine this is the kind of response Soot first got upon creating the Shitty.
L33t Hax0r said:
'm on good terms with one of your jannies. Of course, we argue about splinters but we don't have any animosity.
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>not strongly opposing (at the very least) splinters who want your site dead
LITERALLY picrel
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LarpBait said:
Froot and much of his staff hold positions of power on your site. You can claim "neutrality" as much as you want, but that fact alone proves its not neutral. If you want to be neutral, remove their positions (along with with the rest of the soysphere admins) and fill them with your own people.
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Don't do this because then it'll die geg.
Rigamaroo said:
^gay slap fight over a gay website on a gay thread award
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this whole fucking thread is so negative and pessimistic about the sharty but whatever noone gives a shit about it
 
Poland said:
this whole fucking thread is so negative and pessimistic about the sharty but whatever noone gives a shit about it
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Where would you even start if you wanted to think about an optimistc future for the sharty? The foundation is crooked with the admins being corrupt. The userbase is frankly stupid, case in point being the post above me. And the post quality has plummeted so much that in all honesty it's just a blogsite for groomed children.
 
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Montenegro supremacist said:
Where would you even start if you wanted to think about an optimistc future for the sharty? The foundation is crooked with the admins being corrupt. The userbase is frankly stupid, case in point being the post above me. And the post quality has plummeted so much that in all honesty it's just a blogsite for groomed children.
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even doe just fix the foundation
 
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