Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Say what you will, but this recent barrage of slopjaks and brownjaks shows why Fraulein Troonjak is needed in this thread.

Trvkenova
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(Ev&oe "truthnuke" and suchlike is /bant/roon slang)

Bright Sootists are winning. Our conservative school of thought is gaining more followers by the day.



Our newest fact-check by our official thinktank, r/markiplier, says that Bright Sootism is now best known for seeking the following goals:

- Peaceful coexistence with 4cuck

- The re-estabilishment or /qa/

- Higher tolerance of basedjacks in the 'cuck moderation

Bright Sootists are the silent minority, knowing that I claim that my recent coaling has been met with WARNS, rather than the usual 3/30 day 'nishments. One can't fault the 4cuck adminiztration for being inconsistent.

Fvrthermore, a high-ranking 4cuck moderator who is best known for liking *ndertale and being in *ndertale-themed /trash/ threads is known for doing the very bare minimum required of him to stop the soyak spam. I claim this used to be best documented in the former 4chan Internal Administration Thread [or something similar] in the Shitty 's infamous /raid/.

Not only that, it occurred to me that I am best known for being vengeful and tenacious. So, I shall create alternative soyak wiki and sh'log accounts to better document this development.

Some more radical Bright Sootists argue for Voluntary soyjak.party Deletion and absolute, full communion with the 'cuck.
(ZOMMG!!! JVST LIKE MY FAVORITE WIKISNEEDIA ARTICLE https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement)

They have, however, been lambasted and remain a fringe minority. They are very fine people, though!

 

[Rigamaroo]

>He wasn't there when people were unironically debating the morals of child gore spam
Soykeks really do live in a constant state of short term memory loss

You hate the soysphere yet you post in the kiwi farms sharty thread everyday doe. Is this your form of self harm?

 

[Larold Rehbun]

(Ev&oe "truthnuke" and suchlike is /bant/roon slang)

Bright Sootists are winning. Our conservative school of thought is gaining more followers by the day.

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Our newest fact-check by our official thinktank, r/markiplier, says that Bright Sootism is now best known for seeking the following goals:

- Peaceful coexistence with 4cuck

- The re-estabilishment or /qa/

- Higher tolerance of basedjacks in the 'cuck moderation

Bright Sootists are the silent minority, knowing that I claim that my recent coaling has been met with WARNS, rather than the usual 3/30 day 'nishments. One can't fault the 4cuck adminiztration for being inconsistent.

Fvrthermore, a high-ranking 4cuck moderator who is best known for liking *ndertale and being in *ndertale-themed /trash/ threads is known for doing the very bare minimum required of him to stop the soyak spam. I claim this used to be best documented in the former 4chan Internal Administration Thread [or something similar] in the Shitty 's infamous /raid/.

Not only that, it occurred to me that I am best known for being vengeful and tenacious. So, I shall create alternative soyak wiki and sh'log accounts to better document this development.

Some more radical Bright Sootists argue for Voluntary soyjak.party Deletion and absolute, full communion with the 'cuck.
(ZOMMG!!! JVST LIKE MY FAVORITE WIKISNEEDIA ARTICLE https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement)

They have, however, been lambasted and remain a fringe minority. They are very fine people, though!

Meds NOW.

 

[Sooty Soot]

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

 

[Fat tubby]

It is apparently obvious that the majority of the users in this thread are underage, so I will say this:

Yes, keep wasting the the most important, most formative years of your life where your neuroplasticity is at its very highest on the computer and NEVER go outside because you might miss the Soyjak drama. Do not socialize with your peers, that would make you a heckin' COALLY normalnigger! Do not pick up a hobby that would require physical activity.

You faggots will end up literally no different from those complete and utter loser tr/a/nnies who desperately cry platitudes of "raiders" and "invaders." Do you REALLY want to be the zoomer equivalent of those "people" who spent what has been nearly two DECADES of their pathetic, miserable, life-denying existence arguing over chink cartoons (except this time, it's shitty ms paint bald men cartoons) on the tranny incel website?

Eject from these abhorrent circles, this circlejerking, this window shopping for cheap "purpose", stop all of this fucking around. You are not a saboteur, a vanguard, or some kind of rank-and-file soldier stationed in the web to fight the subversive roots of the innernets.

 

[Jeff Buckley]

words words words

Neuroplasticity is a meme

 

[Space Police]

CRITICAL CLITTY LEAKAGE

This diatribe is nothing more than projection that shows you aren't familiar with the profile of the average soyteen and are a wannabe threadtranitor (and possibly 4cuck oldtroon) who can't stand funposting on the heckin' serious deepweb underground citizen journalism lolcow site.

 

[Rigamaroo]

It is apparently obvious that the majority of the users in this thread are underage, so I will say this:

Yes, keep wasting the the most important, most formative years of your life where your neuroplasticity is at its very highest on the computer and NEVER go outside because you might miss the Soyjak drama. Do not socialize with your peers, that would make you a heckin' COALLY normalnigger! Do not pick up a hobby that would require physical activity.

You faggots will end up literally no different from those complete and utter loser tr/a/nnies who desperately cry platitudes of "raiders" and "invaders." Do you REALLY want to be the zoomer equivalent of those "people" who spent what has been nearly two DECADES of their pathetic, miserable, life-denying existence arguing over chink cartoons (except this time, it's shitty ms paint bald men cartoons) on the tranny incel website?

Eject from these abhorrent circles, this circlejerking, this window shopping for cheap "purpose", stop all of this fucking around. You are not a saboteur, a vanguard, or some kind of rank-and-file soldier stationed in the web to fight the subversive roots of the innernets.

Why get this upset at people posting soyboy woahjaks? Calm down nigga.

 

[Fat tubby]

profile of the average soyteen

>mixture of shitskinned mysterymeat goblinxs, a disgusting LDL-congested hamplanet manbeast that barely passes as white, and a greasy, skinnyfat dysgenic proto-tranny agp school threat
Every single one of them is sub5 lmfao, definitely not a good look. Even 4CHAD's board-specific meetups were more eugenic (and white) than this.

Neuroplasticity is a meme

Let's see the great poets who learned a new language when they were 30. Or the chess masters who started playing at 27? What about the virtuoso pianists or artists who started at 32? Or the top programmers who started in their late 20s. Oh wait they don't exist, never existed, and will never exist, until drugs/gene therapies are developed that allow you to learn as a child again. Anyone who's any good at anything started doing it in their early 20s at the ABSOLUTE FUCKING LATEST. Most started in their teens or even earlier.
>THAT'S NOT TRUE I LEARNED SPANISH WHEN I WAS IN MY LATE 20S
Yeah and guess what? You sound like a retard with a thick accent and a tiny vocabulary old man, you'll never be like a native speaker, because all your brain pathways are closed unlike a child's and brain scans show the native language is special to the brain because all its circuits are configured around it. Never reply to me again faggot.

 

[Jeff Buckley]

until drugs are developed that allow you to learn as a child again

it's called lsd albeit

 

[Sooty Soot]

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>mixture of shitskinned mysterymeat goblinxs, a disgusting LDL-congested hamplanet manbeast that barely passes as white, and a greasy, skinnyfat dysgenic proto-tranny agp school threat
Every single one of them is sub5 lmfao, definitely not a good look. Even 4CHAD's board-specific meetups were more eugenic (and white) than this.

Let's see the great poets who learned a new language when they were 30. Or the chess masters who started playing at 27? What about the virtuoso pianists or artists who started at 32? Or the top programmers who started in their late 20s. Oh wait they don't exist, never existed, and will never exist, until drugs/gene therapies are developed that allow you to learn as a child again. Anyone who's any good at anything started doing it in their early 20s at the ABSOLUTE FUCKING LATEST. Most started in their teens or even earlier.
>THAT'S NOT TRUE I LEARNED SPANISH WHEN I WAS IN MY LATE 20S
Yeah and guess what? You sound like a retard with a thick accent and a tiny vocabulary old man, you'll never be like a native speaker, because all your brain pathways are closed unlike a child's and brain scans show the native language is special to the brain because all its circuits are configured around it. Never reply to me again faggot.

OP here, forgot to mention that I'm trans btw and my wife gets fucked by tyrone 14/88

 

[Biker]

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coward didnt even tag me once again, keep making dumb and autistic posts and theyll get rated autistic and dumb.
also, >muh negrates

 

[Rigamaroo]

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>mixture of shitskinned mysterymeat goblinxs, a disgusting LDL-congested hamplanet manbeast that barely passes as white, and a greasy, skinnyfat dysgenic proto-tranny agp school threat
Every single one of them is sub5 lmfao, definitely not a good look. Even 4CHAD's board-specific meetups were more eugenic (and white) than this.

Let's see the great poets who learned a new language when they were 30. Or the chess masters who started playing at 27? What about the virtuoso pianists or artists who started at 32? Or the top programmers who started in their late 20s. Oh wait they don't exist, never existed, and will never exist, until drugs/gene therapies are developed that allow you to learn as a child again. Anyone who's any good at anything started doing it in their early 20s at the ABSOLUTE FUCKING LATEST. Most started in their teens or even earlier.
>THAT'S NOT TRUE I LEARNED SPANISH WHEN I WAS IN MY LATE 20S
Yeah and guess what? You sound like a retard with a thick accent and a tiny vocabulary old man, you'll never be like a native speaker, because all your brain pathways are closed unlike a child's and brain scans show the native language is special to the brain because all its circuits are configured around it. Never reply to me again faggot.

>comes into a thread filled with people he for some reason despises
>makes an overly autistic post projecting his high school insecurities on random Internet people
>gets called a fag for aforementioned post
>seething about meat goblins or whatever
Don't you apparently have better things to be doing retard, doe you probably don't tbh

 

[Logo Daedalus]

(Ev&oe "truthnuke" and suchlike is /bant/roon slang)

Bright Sootists are winning. Our conservative school of thought is gaining more followers by the day.

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Our newest fact-check by our official thinktank, r/markiplier, says that Bright Sootism is now best known for seeking the following goals:

- Peaceful coexistence with 4cuck

- The re-estabilishment or /qa/

- Higher tolerance of basedjacks in the 'cuck moderation

Bright Sootists are the silent minority, knowing that I claim that my recent coaling has been met with WARNS, rather than the usual 3/30 day 'nishments. One can't fault the 4cuck adminiztration for being inconsistent.

Fvrthermore, a high-ranking 4cuck moderator who is best known for liking *ndertale and being in *ndertale-themed /trash/ threads is known for doing the very bare minimum required of him to stop the soyak spam. I claim this used to be best documented in the former 4chan Internal Administration Thread [or something similar] in the Shitty 's infamous /raid/.

Not only that, it occurred to me that I am best known for being vengeful and tenacious. So, I shall create alternative soyak wiki and sh'log accounts to better document this development.

Some more radical Bright Sootists argue for Voluntary soyjak.party Deletion and absolute, full communion with the 'cuck.
(ZOMMG!!! JVST LIKE MY FAVORITE WIKISNEEDIA ARTICLE https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement)

They have, however, been lambasted and remain a fringe minority. They are very fine people, though!

Go back to reddit

 

[David Thoughie]

random trannybabble

>Let's see the great poets who learned a new language when they were 30. Or the chess masters who started playing at 27? What about the virtuoso pianists or artists who started at 32? Or the top programmers who started in their late 20s. Oh wait they don't exist, never existed, and will never exist, until drugs/gene therapies are developed that allow you to learn as a child again. Anyone who's any good at anything started doing it in their early 20s at the ABSOLUTE FUCKING LATEST. Most started in their teens or even earlier.
>>THAT'S NOT TRUE I LEARNED SPANISH WHEN I WAS IN MY LATE 20S
>Yeah and guess what? You sound like a retard with a thick accent and a tiny vocabulary old man, you'll never be like a native speaker, because all your brain pathways are closed unlike a child's and brain scans show the native language is special to the brain because all its circuits are configured around it. Never reply to me again faggot.

 

[Cameron the peckerwood]

Foodists out mog everyone

 

[Sean Shemmy]

https://soygem.party/soy/res/244533.html

New drama thread just released with Angeleno in it. TLDR for anyone not fucked to read, some janny gave a ban reason with a strobe light video in it and Feralteen's whining about it being assault because he's Epileptic. Angeleno said it's bad. It's a nothingburger, and we don't even know what happened to the janny who did it. I'm still posting this though, despite the Autistic and Dumb reactions I'll get.

 

[David Thoughie]

https://soygem.party/soy/res/244533.html

New drama thread just released with Angeleno in it. TLDR for anyone not fucked to read, some janny gave a ban reason with a strobe light video in it and Feralteen's whining about it being assault because he's Epileptic. Angeleno said it's bad. It's a nothingburger, and we don't even know what happened to the janny who did it. I'm still posting this though, despite the Autistic and Dumb reactions I'll get.
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Noone cares nigga

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Noone cares nigga
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I'm noone

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

I'm noone

Polyphemus would like a word with you