Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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i have a significantly hard time understanding how people find the sharty to be funny. this has existed for years and has always been the same people posting the same images over and over again. you're extremely autistic/stunted if this is funny to you.
>i have a significantly hard time understanding how people find the sharty to be funny. this has existed for years and has always been the same people posting the same images over and over again. you're extremely autistic/stunted if this is funny to you.
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i have a significantly hard time understanding how people find the sharty to be funny. this has existed for years and has always been the same people posting the same images over and over again. you're extremely autistic/stunted if this is funny to you.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sharty culture. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of /qa/ history most of the jokes will go over a typical tourists head. There's also the rich and vibrant community, which is deftly woven into the users - their personal philosophy is lifted from 4chan and Encyclopaedia Dramatica , for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of soyjaks, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about nu-males. As a consequence people who dislike Sharty culture are beta Reddit troons- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in feraljak, which itself is a tracing from a jacksepticeye thumbnail I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as soyteen’s genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a chudjak plushee. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
Explain why I’m supposed to hate ‘leno, yes he’s a bit of a libshit and the trans hearting is faggy but when he’s paired up with literal pedos and sadists it’s like comparing blowing bubbles in someone’s face to flaying a child alive while dismembering and disemboweling them with a potato peeler.
I'd say you aren't supposed to hate him, but it's foolish to feel entirely bad for him. He voluntarily quit staffing Sharty and soyjak wiki (end of 2023 or early 2024, forgot which) and this was not by force or threats (he surely would've shared those). He then made the decision to take over their direct competitor, Soygem, which had pre-existing rivalry with Sharty. It was not until 2-3 months after his takeover as admin when the bot spam by Frootcord took place (Was this soyvil war 5? I don't follow the wiki happenings). By the time they cut it out and there was peace, recently, Soyjak Colony then targeted Shemmy in place of Sharty, because the new admins of Sharty had enabled perma media approval queue and stricter anti vpn and tuxler measures installed to prevent such attacks. I don't know the extent of which he allied or talked to discord groups, but I know he's known for Friending and talking to just about anybody on that platform. (Side note: when will soysphere admins just stay off of discord? Feels like nothing good comes of it.)

Taking over Soygem was a peculiar decision for somebody who, as he's shared with capcode posts, struggles with mental health. Having been mod/developer for Sharty during its most tumultuous eras (real QAfe, csam spam, bmt) since something like 2022, and even administrator briefly last year, he couldn't have expected that installing himself as admin of Soygem would be a relaxing walk in the park. I consider this topic tangentially related to Sharty, but won't run a whole mini thread of posts about it ITT. I guess, as proven by this community's bizarre history, it takes a strange or eccentric person to decide to voluntarily run and pay for an incomprehensible wojaks website.
 
i have a significantly hard time understanding how people find the sharty to be funny. this has existed for years and has always been the same people posting the same images over and over again. you're extremely autistic/stunted if this is funny to you.
i have a significantly hard time understanding how people find 4chan to be funny. this has existed for years and has always been the same people posting the same reaction images over and over again. you're extremely autistic/stunted if this is funny to you.

also the sparty accesses your systemclock and logs your timezone. if your timezone doesnt line up with the system clock it literally refuses to let you post
@nigger froot blud thinks he's kuz
 
also the sparty accesses your systemclock and logs your timezone. if your timezone doesnt line up with the system clock it literally refuses to let you post
@nigger froot blud thinks he's kuz
it also runs whatever the fuck integrity.wasm has, we all know this but basically it fingerprints you a shit ton (discord, tuxler, gpu and more), so much for an anonymous site.
can any reverse engineeringGOD here pls reverse engineer it?

also:
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but we all won't anyways
 
it also runs whatever the fuck integrity.wasm has, we all know this but basically it fingerprints you a shit ton (discord, tuxler, gpu and more), so much for an anonymous site.
can any reverse engineeringGOD here pls reverse engineer it?
I reverse engineered the entire thing 3 months ago if anyone wants a starting point in case it changed since then.
 
Froot responded to angeleno on soygem.party:
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he confirmed by posting this on /skibidi/
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archive of the thread:
https://archive.ph/AIS7H#261909
>I know I tried scamming a 17 year old out of 12 thousand dollars, but like, this is just online stuff! Just closer your laptop and go outside, man! Ignore the fact that I take pleasure in seeing children die and go outside once in a while, none of it is that serious!
 
just coming here to confirm that its me
froot your a leaking faggot and need to stop obsessing over angelenos BBC
and maybe take the ads off the sharty? sometimes i try to browse the sharty on my phone and theres like 3 ads overlapping a single thread at once
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its ok froot... you can get through this.. :)
 
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Froot responded to angeleno on soygem.party:
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he confirmed by posting this on /skibidi/
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archive of the thread:
https://archive.ph/AIS7H#261909
He is unironically right. I think the message he’s trying to get across is that you all need to go the fuck outside and get off the soyjak imageboard.

That could just be me, though.
>froot your a leaking faggot and need to stop obsessing over angelenos BBC
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