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Here's an interesting question since the NFT and Memecoin business is booming; why don't the soyteens actually use their 500,000 individual soyjaks to create a NFT market and have two cryptos known as SOY and JAK?
It really only takes $1,000 to start a memecoin operation, and $500 to start an NFT one if you've already created an image database.
 
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Suenonym said:
Here's an interesting question since the NFT and Memecoin business is booming; why don't the soyteens actually use their 500,000 individual soyjaks to create a NFT market and have two cryptos known as SOY and JAK?
It really only takes $1,000 to start a memecoin operation, and $500 to start an NFT one if you've already created an image database.
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There was both a chudcoin and chud NFTs like a year ago.
 
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Hatter said:
There was both a chudcoin and chud NFTs like a year ago.
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Chudjak is not soyjak, just a subvariant. What there needs to be is a total umbrella that includes all of the variants.

The Jak market if you will.
Umbrellas all Jaks and its subvariants, with the most prominent being Soy.
That way you can have your various subvariants go up and down in value, that adds to the total market portfolio of Jaks.
Let's say Soy sells for 10 cents per Soyjak NFT, but variant Cobson sells for 5 cents, and variant Chud sells for 1.
The total Jak portfolio average would be 5.33 cents and NFT trades of various subvariants would effect the overall Jak market.
Just a thought really, you guys quite literally have over a half million Jak images, each with their own subvariants, and admins with suspicious amounts of money to buy bald man posting websites for like 10,000 a go. You'd really think you would've done something financially heavy at this point that isn't a video game clone of an autism walk jumpscare simulator starring Soyjak OC's, it's been 4 years after all.
 
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Chudjak is not soyjak, just a subvariant. What there needs to be is a total umbrella that includes all of the variants.

The Jak market if you will.
Umbrellas all Jaks and its subvariants, with the most prominent being Soy.
That way you can have your various subvariants go up and down in value, that adds to the total market portfolio of Jaks.
Let's say Soy sells for 10 cents per Soyjak NFT, but variant Cobson sells for 5 cents, and variant Chud sells for 1.
The total Jak portfolio average would be 5.33 cents and NFT trades of various subvariants would effect the overall Jak market.
Just a thought really, you guys quite literally have over a half million Jak images, each with their own subvariants, and admins with suspicious amounts of money to buy bald man posting websites for like 10,000 a go. You'd really think you would've done something financially heavy at this point that isn't a video game clone of an autism walk jumpscare simulator starring Soyjak OC's, it's been 4 years after all.
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Chudjak is not a subvariant. Subvariant implies that he came from another soyjak, like how Wholesome Gapejak is a subvariant of Gapejak. Chudjak is a honorary soyjak.
 
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Suenonym said:
Here's an interesting question since the NFT and Memecoin business is booming; why don't the soyteens actually use their 500,000 individual soyjaks to create a NFT market and have two cryptos known as SOY and JAK?
It really only takes $1,000 to start a memecoin operation, and $500 to start an NFT one if you've already created an image database.
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There's been a crypto banner ad on 4chan that says "Jannies are hiding GEMS from you!" for a while, so I think someone already made soyjak NFTs.
 
Suenonym said:
Chudjak is not soyjak, just a subvariant. What there needs to be is a total umbrella that includes all of the variants.

The Jak market if you will.
Umbrellas all Jaks and its subvariants, with the most prominent being Soy.
That way you can have your various subvariants go up and down in value, that adds to the total market portfolio of Jaks.
Let's say Soy sells for 10 cents per Soyjak NFT, but variant Cobson sells for 5 cents, and variant Chud sells for 1.
The total Jak portfolio average would be 5.33 cents and NFT trades of various subvariants would effect the overall Jak market.
Just a thought really, you guys quite literally have over a half million Jak images, each with their own subvariants, and admins with suspicious amounts of money to buy bald man posting websites for like 10,000 a go. You'd really think you would've done something financially heavy at this point that isn't a video game clone of an autism walk jumpscare simulator starring Soyjak OC's, it's been 4 years after all.
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I don't understand
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Sean Shemmy said:
First of all, Mameson is from Tamagochi. not Digimon. Second of all, I am asexual, I don't want to fuck anything at all. He's also a variant, not a subvariant, you fucking retard.
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Sorry for getting your Pokeymen and pronouns wrong, no need to be so upset, I don't have a doctorate in Jakology to properly understand the nuances of the various original characters. Hope your autism gets better.
 
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Space Police said:
But you doxed Kuz, so you at least deserve an honourary doctorate
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That's a bit of a misnomer, because dox implies that I publicly put an address to the individual, which I haven't. All I did was put forward a plausible theory that happened to coincide with previously known information. There is an address and real life name attached to the individual himself, however that hasn't been made public because there isn't a need to make it public anymore, well that, and it would mess up a very delicate web that has been set down. Soyteens are kind of bull in a china shop sort with zero subtlety or nuance. You could tell them "Hey, there's this guy who is drug running, please don't fuck this up" and the immediate response would be to "SISTAS, SEND HIM ZAS AND GET TURKEY TOM ON IT NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
 
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