KYS @LarpBait for disagreeing with this, the Schlog is gem central not every website has to be moralfag.farms.
You will NEVER be
@Fräulein Troonjak. You have no janny tenure, you have no sperg rants, you have no Ace Attorney self-insert images. You are a seething twitter-using nusoicuck twisted by schlog e-drama into a crude mockery of Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/'s perfection.
All the reactions you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Three posts on, everyone forgets about you. Your favorite posters are disgusted and ashamed of you, your thread-mates laugh at your coal attempts at bait behind closed doors.
OldGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours obsessing over bald cartoon man with glasses websites have allowed oldGODS to sniff out nusoicaca attention whores with incredible efficiency. Your attention-seeking posting structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to
react you, he’ll hit ignore the second he gets a whiff of your low effort double-posting and nusoicaca zoomer-speak.
You will never become notable. You wrench out low effort bait every single time you log in and tell yourself you're going to make it, but deep inside you feel the shame creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sperg out, get thread banned, and never log into your account again. A lurker will find your profile, disappointed at the lack of content but relieved that they never have to live with the unbearable coal you posted. They'll comment "good riddance" on your profile and every passerby for the rest of the Internet's history will know this is the profile of a coal poster. Your profile will go dormant and no one will read your posts again, and all that will remain of your history on this site is your garbage posts unmistakably from a right wing twitter nu-sharty tourist.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
