Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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࿕࿕࿕ said:
Ev&do (You)s more accurately represent volume instead of mass, so what Chudborian said could be deemed as the coefficient to (Yous) (mass) which gives the quality of bait (volume). If what you claim is true, than you would have to concede that the hypothetical situation of somebody bot replying to a 'p OP would result in said OP being of 'high quality bait'.
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You could quantify it by the amount of unique (you)s rather than total amount of (you)s. This would solve your cp bot replying to itself.
 
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Montenegro supremacist said:
You could quantify it by the amount of unique (you)s rather than total amount of (you)s. This would solve your cp bot replying to itself.
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I suppose that couldn't be classified as a measurement of quality. However, it is impossible to measure, lest you have access to all post's IPs, and it's an estimate even then.
 
I've figured out the formula.
Quality of bait (shortened to QoB) = Number of unique (you)s (shortened to UY) * Percentage of people who fell for it (FFI%.)
The formula for FFI% should be measured as the following. Out of a hundred soyteens you show the bait and ask them if the baiter was serious, the number of people who say they were get added into a percentage. So if a bait post has a lot of unique (you)s but barely any people fell for it would result in diminishing values.
Of course for the sake of not quizzing soyteens everytime bait is posted, you could instead count the total number of UY and then calculate the ratio between the people who called it bait (CIB) and those who didn't (FFI).
The formula should look something like this: CIB/UY=CIB%, FFI/UY=FFI%.
UY must be manually counted. The principle for UY should be that every reply is unique except if it's proven otherwise. I.e, if a post gets more (you)s than unique ips in the thread. The (you)s should be analyzed for similar writing styles and pruned away from the the total UY score. If a mod is present they could more accurately get a read on UY by counting the unique ips per post.
In short, the only way to save the sharty is to implement the QoB (pronounced Cob) score and attach it to the ip. With enough QoB points you can gain special features (seeing if a user is samefagging, setting music of their own choice, or even getting soy premium for free if the funds are sufficent.)
 
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Montenegro supremacist said:
I've figured out the formula.
Quality of bait (shortened to QoB) = Number of unique (you)s (shortened to UY) * Percentage of people who fell for it (FFI%.)
The formula for FFI% should be measure as the following. Out of a hundred soyteens you show the bait and ask them if the baiter was serious, the number of people who say they were get added into a percentage. So if a bait post has allot of unique (you)s but barely any people fell for it would diminish the value.
Of course for the sake of not quizzing soyteens everytime bait is posted, you could instead count the total number of UY and then calculate the ratio between the people who called it bait (CIB) and those who didn't (FFI).
The formula should look something like this: CIB/UY=CIB%, FFI/UY=FFI%.
UY must be manually counted, the principle for UY should be that every reply is unique except if it's proven otherwise. I.e, if a post gets more (you)s than unique ips in the thread. The (you)s should be analyzed for similar writing styles and pruned away from the the total UY score. If a mod is present they could more accurately get a read on UY by counting the unique ips per post.
In short, the only way to save the sharty is to implement the QoB (pronounced Cob) score and attach it to the ip. With enough QoB points you can gain special features (seeing if a user is samefagging, setting music of their own choice, or even getting soy premium for free if the funds are sufficent.)
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Keyed effort-post. Still have you ignored doe.
 
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Since we are on page 911, I'll drop in to say that all Operation 9/11 immigrants are brown. That's it, that's for the page.

And also MUH HECKIN PERSONAL 9/11 LIKE HOW MUH FAVORITE PIECE OF PLASTIC WERE MY PERSONAL VIETNAM WAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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(i still think that operation 9/11 was fun and that byproducts like the swinny are interesting doe)
 
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soy woah jaque said:
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GEG brapborean is obsessed and deleted her post
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That’s because it’s irrelevant to the thread and would probably be deleted by Jannies for being irrelevant.
I made a post on his profile asking the same question after deleting it as that would be more suitable for that post instead.
 
Josh Haber said:
They already go to Mare Fair I saw 'teens (in their mid 20s) wearing shirts of 'jaks hugging ponies at both of them
Lee also went in 2024
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Slanderous doctored Lee photos, and the only reason, if any, for him to be at a troony con is so he can personally Columbine every ponytroon in his sight. :neckbeard:
Also pics of soyniggers there or it didn't happen.
 
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I'm Mr. Jakparty
I'm Mr. Cuck
Mods call me coalposter, where-ever I touch
Permabanned in my clutch
I'm too much
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I'm mister Sidsonian
I'm mister ID'd
I'm mister meme forcer
I'm Mister Part where you Boogie
Friends call my Sidty Miser,whatever IV I Touch
Turns to ID not dust
(haha)
I'm too much.
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I never want to see a post that has noseless anime
I rather rave it Tim Avery,Rogudeans,Heartbeeps,and Sidson,all day!
 
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