Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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It was early in the morning when he logged on the Sharty
He came browsing from the main page, making sure there was no 'p
"He's coalposter loose and running" came a whisper from each 'teen
"And he's here to post some brimstone worse than we have ever seen"

On this board there lived a janny named "Cobson_is_BBC_whore"
And the dollars in his paycheck numbered zero and nothing more
Thrembo 'teens have tried to duel him, thrembo IP's now were toast
And the next would be the soyteen with the big gem on his post

Wasn't long before the janny got reports of the soyteen
Who reminded all the trannies that they've cut away their peens
Janny was a tranny chaser, he could never let this coast
He had to ban the soyteen with the big gem on his post

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Now, the janny started spamming, made it plain to every 'jak
That this gemmiest of soyteens soon will say his final "ACK!"
'teens were opening new windows, everybody was engrossed
They knew a ban was coming for the big gem on that post

But this soyteen was no coaler, he was keyed through and through
And the soyjaks from his folder still get posted on booru
Janny reached to press a button, when he heard his doorbell ring
It was pizza at his doorstep, sent to him by the soyteen

It was OVER in a moment, and the 'teens have gathered round
There before them lay the facedox of the janny on the ground
THOUGH he might've went on sweeping, in this battle he had lost
When he tried to ban the soyteen with the big gem on his post

Gotta say, xisters...
This newfound freedom of speech is heckin' liberating.
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Reminds me of my favorite website on the whole wide web, Reddit.com.
 
Mustard is currently having a bit of a breakdown following complaints of him allowing line spam and general spam on /soy/ which was revealed in this irc.
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He then made 2 stickies.
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He then seethed in the replies of threads here’s a few posts.
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Right now he’s moving a ton of threads both random and especially ones complaining about him.
 
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Mustard is currently having a bit of a breakdown following complaints of him allowing line spam and general spam on /soy/ which was revealed in this irc.
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He then made 2 stickies.
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View attachment 6869124/A/ (this one is him directing users to the rules of the site).
He then seethed in the replies of threads here’s a few posts.
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Right now he’s moving a ton of threads both random and especially ones complaining about him.
Shiwigigas, what's the status of this janny's 'ty?
 
WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE MY FORCED RETARDED DISCORD DRAMA DOC WITH NO EVIDENCE WAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Who is the nigger forcing this shit?
The wiki page was mostly edited by someone called hunter. Xe's mentioned on the dem page so I think its her.
Xe's also has a gempass, 144, and the wiki confirms she's a /dem/ janny
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Jannies stickied the thremboteenth frootcord leaks cordson leakage thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9629754.html
When will these little cord/schlog crusaders realize that they're not only doing nothing to "out" or gotcha Froot, but are in actuality running free advertising for him and his mod discords? Even the biggest Frootcord leak, the first one by (((Trebson))) & Affy, was a nothingburger that at worst revealed a little hardware datamining. We also made riveting discoveries like Froot has sex and one of the mods was a mare spammer, which was funny.
 
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