Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Said Chud to his tradwife, as he mounted his horse: 23382 - SoyBooru.png
"Beware of Troonella that lives in the 'cord."

Said Chud to his tradwife, as he rode away:
"Beware of Troonella whose grooming is gay."

"Let the doors be all bolted and the windows all pinned
And leave not a hole for that troon to creep in."

So he kissed his fair lady and he rode away
And he was in Agartha before break of day

The doors were all bolted and the windows all pinned
Except one little window wherе Troonella crept in

"Where's thе nazi incel?" Troonella inquired
"He's away in Agartha" Soytan replied
"And where's his pissbaby wh*te babyjak?"
"He's asleep in his cradle" Soytan answered back
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"We'll prick him, we'll prick him all over with a pin
And that'll make his mother come downstairs to him."
So they pricked him, they pricked him all over with a pin
And Soytan held the basin for the blood to flow in

"Soytan, how you slumber. Soytan, how you sleep
You leave my little Jakson to seethe and to weep."
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"I've offered him soylent, I've offered him bugs​
Come down, my fair lady, and feed your babyjak."
The lady went down, she was thinking no harm
And Troonella did catch her with his giant man-arms

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There's blood in the kitchen. There's blood in the hall
There's blood in the cafe where my lady did fall

"Oh chuddie, oh chuddie, don't lay blame on me
'Twas Soytan and tranny that killed your lady."

Troonella was hanged on a gibbet so high
And Soytan was burned on a fire close by
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