Too pussy to ping @Null award
Hello Shiwi residents. Mister "if the surprise isn't 3 metric tons of BBC, im not interested." here. aka Mister @larpbait
Here to fact check @Cute Pie Senpai's claims that my friend @Sooty Soot is a massive Slvt for bibisi. Yes, It is true. that my fellow Compatriot @Sooty Soot of the Shiwi is genetically engineered to take BBCs or African American Penises of varying Girth and Length often given in multiple servings all at once, Standard size atleast 10 inches long 5 inches thick. Some clients even surpassing the standardized metrics to plow @Sooty Soot with BBCs of varyingly surprising Lengths and thicknesses that spadeson and the entirety of the Kiwifarms Moderation team can only dream to take. I'm not very good at math but try to imagine how big the penetration circumference would need to be with multiple homing BBCs attacking the same anatomical target. Try not to think too hard, it will buckbreak your mind.
Another BBC edit in my TRANS KILLING PLATFORM?!?! (Even doe it's contained in the Sharty Rapefugee thread where it only harms the Sharteens and not the rest of my beloved Kiwifarms users.) UNACCEPTABLE!!! I MIGHT TAKE @AZURE05 's SUGGESTION INTO CONSIDERATION AND LOOOOOOCK THIS THREAD, BAAAAAN EVERYONE 5EVER AND THAT INCLUDES YOUUUU @AZURE05 !!!! YOU VILL NEVER BE AN HONORARY KOY!!!!
And with that @LarpBait proves that @Sooty Soot is a MVSSIVE SLVT FOR BBC and saves the thread and me from @Null y's wrath (Hopefully. Tagging him usually pisses him off.)Hold it right there! @Null ySlvtta. You're leaking in the thread! It seems like I will need to save the day and this thread by plugging your clitty again! And it's not a Bibisi that will plug it! (but first forgive my earlier vulgarities. Threatening to bibisi a man with a dog avi falls under zoophilia and bestiality and we at Shiwi Farty do not condone jokes of such manner. It is horrific tasteless comedy endorsed by Foodists, 764's, Skibidi's, and other Sextortionists that noone cares about.) What I meant to say was that I'll just simply shut you the fuck up with a box full of pepperoni pizza. The kryptonite (OH MY HECKING SOYENCE!!! MARVEL REFERENCE!?!?) of any fat man.
SAAAAAAAR please make an OC drawing of all the shiwisluts hanging out
I just got unbanned upon this post being made, thank you for using the power of effortposting kiwisissy magic to free me from my 1 week stay in nvll's personal ERP dmcord.
>Oh I'm a shemmycuck, yes I'm a shemmycuck!
I have to remind y'all something. We oldCHADS don't support gay rights, only trans rights. Any homo in these threads will be killed on sight. And btw, no it's not gay to take bbc. Because black men turn all other type of men into tgirls when they are present. And yes if 2 bvlls were to have sex, they'd have to be killed to preserve the natural way of life.
ALTHOUGH BBC is built for BWC because buck-breaking is heccin' validating trans yaoi girls doe
