Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Kill Froot. Behead Froot. Roundhouse kick Froot into the concrete. Slam dunk the FDL into the trashcan. Crucify Froot. Defecate in Froot's food. Launch Froot into the sun. Stir fry Froot in a wok. Toss the FDL into active volcanoes. Urinate into Froot's gas tank. Judo throw Froot into a woodchipper. Twist Froot's head off. Report the FDL to the IRS. Karate chop Froot in half. Curb stomp Froot. Trap Froot in quicksand. Crush Froot in the trash compactor. Liquefy Froot in a vat of acid. Peel Froot's skin off and then eat him. Dissect Froot. Exterminate the FDL in the gas chamber. Stomp FDL skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Froot in the oven. Lobotomize Froot. Grind FDL members in the garbage disposal. Drown Froot in orange juice. Vaporize Froot with a ray gun. Kick Froot down the stairs. Feed FDL members to alligators. Slice Froot with a katana. Total Froot Death.
 
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Null said:
who do i commission soyjaks from


i want to see wv mountain cobsons smiling at tim pool crying soyjak with a beanie hiding his baldspot
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Here you go.

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Somehow pulverizer returned (or got gotten by the mass password attack)
 
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TL;DR?
 
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