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Undeniable Evidence that Big Chungus will be real on April 9th 2021:
I am a top level Chungoloist, and I have concluded with absolute certainty that Big Chungus himself shall enter into existence at 2:31 PM this April 9th. I have found this out using MATH.

Let’s dissect this piece by piece.

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2021


Big Chungus has 2 words, consisting of 10 letters, we know that 2 x 10 = 20, so this is how we get 20 in ‘20’21

The word “Chungus” was first found online around December 2012, 12 reversed is how we get the 21 in 20’21

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2:31 PM


Big Chungus is two words, this is how we get the hour

It has been roughly 3 years since Big Chungus became a meme, this is how we get the half-hour

Big Chungus is one rabbit, this is how we get the exact minute.

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April 9th


How do we know that it will happen on April 9th exactly? I will tell you using simple counting. Bugs Bunny is the official name of the non-large version of Big Chungus.

B U G S B U N N Y 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Bugs, the first name of non-large Chungus, is 4 letters, Bugs Bunny, the full name of non-large Chungus is 9 letters in total, this is how we get 4/9. 4/9 is the date form of April 9th

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Conclusion


This is the undeniable evidence that Big Chungus will become real on April 9th, 2021 at exactly 2:31 PM

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
 
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