Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

>NULL! NULL! NULL, YOU NEEEEEEED TO LET ME REPORT THIS USER! HE SAID SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE, SO HEKIN' BAN THIS FUCKER! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T BAN THIS HEKIN' CHUD FROM THE FARMS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE 'XEM! HOW DARE YOU! I SHOULD BE ALLOW TO REPORT EVERY AND ALL CHUDS I WANT TO BECAUSE.....BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!
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>dad's AR-15 loading in the distance
>errrmmm don't take my advice, but sta-aaaaaccckkkk!!!!!
I really hope this kid's parents find out about this shit because the fact that people tried to groom him to murdering his father is sickening. Instead of logical things like lay low and grow up, then be free to be a fag when you move out. Tho this homosexuality seems more like a result of grooming and peer pressure instead of genuine divergent interest.
Real homos do not like femboys or feminine men they like muscles and shit, there's a reason why Real American Patriots are secretly Real Qmericvn Fvggots.
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>Enabler mother
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This will end in tragedy.
 
Stop falling for Reddit bait, dummies.
Even without reading those posts I am confident that none of the things described have transpired.
the fact that people tried to groom him to murdering his father is sickening
TRVKE, wanting to murder your parents is an essential part of 'teenage experience and should not be interfered with.
Real homos do not like femboys or feminine men they like muscles and shit
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OH NO NO NO NO NO...
KEEP /CALM/, SOYA NUVA CRACKAS!
THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
 
Tho this homosexuality seems more like a result of grooming and peer pressure instead of genuine divergent interest.
fag above me, all homosexuality is a result of grooming, molestation, porn addiction or other unnatural circumstances. homosexual genetics could not have possibly survived natural selection, and if they do exist from random mutation, must be extremely rare to the point of being one in a million.
 
Stop falling for Reddit bait, dummies.
Even without reading those posts I am confident that none of the things described have transpired.

TRVKE, wanting to murder your parents is an essential part of 'teenage experience and should not be interfered with.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO...
KEEP /CALM/, SOYA NUVA CRACKAS!
THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
The soldiers on the ridge died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck gigachad.
 
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I was listening to my Jefre Cantu-Ledesma playlist just now, and this song inspired me.

Ϫ days, besieged by 'cord
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I waited for a gem like you to come and save my board
All those days I waited for you
You know the troons who said I'd never find someone like (You)

You're a gem on my 'log
Genocider of frogs
You are just the right kind
Yeah, you are more than just a 'teen
Hundred tabs on my screen
Got my mouse tracing
If West falls, don't tell me
'Cause you are more than just a 'teen

(obssessed ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh interlude)

Sometimes I want to ACK myself
Because I think you'll duel with somebody else
But every time you >quote my post
All those worries dissipate
'til they're completely lost

'Cause you're a gem on my 'log
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Genocider of frogs
You are just the right kind
Yeah, you are more than just a 'teen
Hundred tabs on my screen
Got my mouse tracing
If West falls, don't tell me
'Cause you are more than just a 'teen
(didn't post it yesterday on Valentines day award)
 
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This was the 10M GET on the sharty by the way, if you needed any proof that this site is fucking dead.
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This was the post that >>10000000 was replying to.
This was 9999999 too, btw.
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Why is nearly every major sharty GET so coaly?
After this /bp/ got their thread limits removed and was wiped which is still going on. Soon after the board was renamed to /bp/ - petroleum instead of bipedal animals / petroleum.
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I’m being optimistic but this coalish GET could result in furfags being ‘nished or atleast being sent back to /nate/ like when rye and the uttp stole major GETS
 
if you needed any proof that this site is fucking dead.
As brimmy as this is remember that the 1m get was stolen by foodists with a picture of their founder and the 2m get was undertale furry porn, we've had even worse gets in the past, I'm just happy this caused some backlash against furcacas and got their board wiped/turned into nate2
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After giving it some thought I think mods should give fotmslop and /qa/ the same treatment they gave furshit and /bp/, i.e. you can only post your kiddieshit on /qa/ and theres no thread limit or post cooldown on that board.
 
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