Governments never ever ever ever NEVER do things, they just claim credit for something that's already happened.
Here's an explanation of how the Sharty POPPED OUT OF LE THIN AIR:
1. There's a new pizza place in town, 4Cuck E. Cheese. It's so good that everyone goes there.
2. Glowies infiltrate the pizza place and make it shit (please ignore how this contradicts my point about the government never doing anything).
3. Now that the pizza is shit, the only people who go to 4Cuck E. Cheese are the nostalgia-ridden oldtroons or newGODs who don't know any better.
4. The real pizza connoisseurs sit at home and twiddle their thumbs in despair. These are the "Silent Majority".
5. Glowies continue to artificially control the pizza supply; whenever a new pizza place opens up, it gets compromised to ensure that the people can never have a good pizza. This goes on for decades.
6. Pizza.party opens up. Glowies try to SHUT IT DOWN, but the Silent Majority pizza lovers are so hungry, they rush to the new pizza place en masse. Having grown complacent over decades, glowies are taken by surprise and unable to oppose this popular revolt.
7. Glowies are left to seethe on the old 4Cuck E. Cheese and Papa Null's, complaining that the Silent Majority heckin' popped out of the thin air.
