Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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nigger froot said:
can you give me a detailed list of reasons why its shit? and how the staff make it hard to enjoy? im genuinely willing to listen, but im gonna need some feedback, not just "its le bad because im a contrarian"
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Unironic furfaggotry is completely allowed on the sharty and ENDORSED by jannies (/fur/, /bp/, and /g/ furfag threads). This has allowed a cabal of zoophile furpedos to slowly inside the sharty and it seems your jannies bend the knee for them despite them doing nothing but shitting up the site. /qa/ is a hellhole full of namefag drama and autism (object shows, mario bloopers, etc) and looks nothing like 2020 'kway. It also breeds random namefag drama that gets forced onto /soy/ and other boards for no reason. /dem/ was a neat idea, but it's also literally just a board for drama, infighting, and SNCA. You also add random wordfilters that do nothing but make the site slightly more annoying to use every 3 months.
tl;dr WORDWORDSWORDS furfags autists trannies jannies namefag drama le bad
 
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NiggerDeathRay said:
Unironic furfaggotry is completely allowed on the sharty and ENDORSED by jannies (/fur/, /bp/, and /g/ furfag threads). This has allowed a cabal of zoophile furpedos to slowly inside the sharty and it seems your jannies bend the knee for them despite them doing nothing but shitting up the site. /qa/ is a hellhole full of namefag drama and autism (object shows, mario bloopers, etc) and looks nothing like 2020 'kway. It also breeds random namefag drama that gets forced onto /soy/ and other boards for no reason. /dem/ was a neat idea, but it's also literally just a board for drama, infighting, and SNCA. You also add random wordfilters that do nothing but make the site slightly more annoying to use every 3 months.
tl;dr WORDWORDSWORDS furfags autists trannies jannies namefag drama le bad
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I cant find any furry threads rn outside of /nate/ nigga
 
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Sean Shemmy said:
Anyways, it wouldn't even be a BBC. Froot's penis is orange. What are you, a schizophrenic
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Sean Shemmy said:
The thing is... I have NOTHING more to post about him. He's literally not doing anything lolcowish recently.
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Rating:​
  • Explicit​
Archive Warning:​
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings​
Category:​
  • M/M​
Fandom:​
  • SoySphere​
Relationship:​
  • Sean Shemmy/FeralTeen (Soygem.party), Sean Shemmy/Froot (Soysphere)
Characters:​
  • Sean Shemmy (Soygem.party), Feral Teen (Soygem.party), Froot(Soyjak.Party),​
Additional Tags:​
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Virginity, Cheating, Netorare, NTR, Shiwi Saving Gem, Shiwi Eradicating Antimatter, Shiwi Threadocking leakerald, Sean Shemmy is a lazy fuck, Schlog niggers fuck off, Froot is incompetent, Froot being a gay groomer is not OOC, mentions of soysphere splinters, mentions of SNCA namefags, ANTI-MOD CLITTY LEAKAGE TAG, ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE TAG.
Language: English​

Shoally Cucked​

Anonymous​


Summary:___________________________________________________​

First person retelling of a confession from @Sean Shemmy
about his affair with @nigger froot​

Notes:_______________________________________________________​

Message to moderators. This is literally SNKCCA. Do not read this or the one that I deleted because I posted it by accident.
[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]
[ANTI-MOD CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]​

It had been days, weeks, a month since I've last heard of Feralteen. Seconds amounted to minutes, hours drawled to long wasted days waiting for masturbation material that never came. I have become overtly conscious of the time of every single day that it put me on the edge, edging myself for a new message from him on the IRC. I was desperate for my release, desperate for the gem that'll make shiwis leak. Desperate for that lolcow milk, desperate for material than will milk my dick.

It was so agonizing holding it in, so lonely that the cold had engulfed me in his absence. I was practically killing myself. But I knew that every human being deserved warmth to be loved, and Feralteen stopped fulflling it. The last following weeks, I had gotten in contact with a person by the name of Froot from the Schlog. He was the wealthy administrator that owned the soysphere of websites meant for autists and manchildren. I researched into it and ended up hearing and reading rumors about the hidden exploits Froot had committed to his userbase. It initially gave me second thoughts about the meeting, but decided against it. They were just rumors after all, ones from butthurt Shiwi oldfags nonetheless.

When I finally got to meet him at the love hotel's bedroom, he reeked of Sickly orange. A strong queasy tang of citrus that overpowered the rosey fragrance of the silk linen pink sheets of the queen sized bed that I hid beneath in.
He was fat, repulsive, balding, and I towered over him while I was just sitting up and he was standing at the end of bed.
He was a far cry from FeralTeen's likeness, but still I promised myself that I would go through with the date anyway, because I knew he had a fat orange cock.
Still, it was anxiety inducing because of many things. He was a total stranger that I've only just met online, he insisted that we kept our connection and meeting in secret that I complied and never told my parents. Yes, I still ask for permission despite being a 21 year old himbo faggot. But finally... Because it was my first time having sex... and it was with another person, not FeralTeen...

But... that's right, he was a selfish little fuck now. Froot helped me understand that and he convinced me in a way that made my heart thump. First he struggled to get over the bed, but as soon as he got one leg over and started crawling over to me my grip on the sheets tightened. But it was no use, as Froot stripped it away from me with surprising strength and figuratively stripped me of my safety barrier. My bare boxer naked body against his bare overweight hairy ass. The mere thought of FeralTeen's touch quickly became nothing as the real sensation of being groped by Froot's rough grubby fat fingers began to course through my nerves and onto my head to scientifically concoct the chemical reaction of Euphoric Arousal or something. The sheer weight of them as it pressed against my skin, and onto my nips made me shamefully blow spurts of ropey premature cum through my tama boxers. The rest oozed down the gaps of the boxers and onto my thighs with the lukewarm viscosity of honey. It was so shameful and ecstatic that I've already felt exhausted before we even started, felt so satisfied spending all the excess I've held for Feral Teen these past agonizing days.

Author's note:
I am not going to add penetration and will end it here. Because I realized half way through writing this that I really want to have sex with @Sean Shemmy and writing more about Froot fucking him means I am cucking myself.
I also did not give Froot any dialogue because I wanted to essentially self insert by retroactively mentally changing a few details as I read. Like not being a fat, balding, orange, and short Froot. I also guarantee that I would be the one towering over Sean if it was me actually fucking him. Though even if he was taller it would still be a short height difference since I am a 5'10ft (1 foot short from 6ft) Lean Chinese American Muay Thai fighter irl and I would just beat the shit out of stud shemmy and rape him. @Sean Shemmy I like you babe, DM me your discord so we can ERP away and safe from the homophonic Kiwilittycels.
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Thanks for reading Niggers.

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Cute Pie Senpai said:
But... that's right, he was a selfish little fuck now. Froot helped me understand that and he convinced me in a way that made my heart thump. First he struggled to get over the bed, but as soon as he got one leg over and started crawling over to me my grip on the sheets tightened. But it was no use, as Froot stripped it away from me with surprising strength and figuratively stripped me of my safety barrier. My bare boxer naked body against his bare overweight hairy ass. The mere thought of FeralTeen's touch quickly became nothing as the real sensation of being groped by Froot's rough grubby fat fingers began to course through my nerves and onto my head to scientifically concoct the chemical reaction of Euphoric Arousal or something. The sheer weight of them as it pressed against my skin, and onto my nips made me shamefully blow spurts of ropey premature cum through my tama boxers. The rest oozed down the gaps of the boxers and onto my thighs with the lukewarm viscosity of honey. It was so shameful and ecstatic that I've already felt exhausted before we even started, felt so satisfied spending all the excess I've held for Feral Teen these past agonizing days.
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Cute Pie Senpai said:
It had been days, weeks, a month since I've last heard of Feralteen. Seconds amounted to minutes, hours drawled to long wasted days waiting for masturbation material that never came. I have become overtly conscious of the time of every single day that it put me on the edge, edging myself for a new message from him on the IRC. I was desperate for my release, desperate for the gem that'll make shiwis leak. Desperate for that lolcow milk, desperate for material than will milk my dick.

It was so agonizing holding it in, so lonely that the cold had engulfed me in his absence. I was practically killing myself. But I knew that every human being deserved warmth to be loved, and Feralteen stopped fulflling it. The last following weeks, I had gotten in contact with a person by the name of Froot from the Schlog. He was the wealthy administrator that owned the soysphere of websites meant for autists and manchildren. I researched into it and ended up hearing and reading rumors about the hidden exploits Froot had committed to his userbase. It initially gave me second thoughts about the meeting, but decided against it. They were just rumors after all, ones from butthurt Shiwi oldfags nonetheless.

When I finally got to meet him at the love hotel's bedroom, he reeked of Sickly orange. A strong queasy tang of citrus that overpowered the rosey fragrance of the silk linen pink sheets of the queen sized bed that I hid beneath in.
He was fat, repulsive, balding, and I towered over him while I was just sitting up and he was standing at the end of bed.
He was a far cry from FeralTeen's likeness, but still I promised myself that I would go through with the date anyway, because I knew he had a fat orange cock.
Still, it was anxiety inducing because of many things. He was a total stranger that I've only just met online, he insisted that we kept our connection and meeting in secret that I complied and never told my parents. Yes, I still ask for permission despite being a 21 year old himbo faggot. But finally... Because it was my first time having sex... and it was with another person, not FeralTeen...

But... that's right, he was a selfish little fuck now. Froot helped me understand that and he convinced me in a way that made my heart thump. First he struggled to get over the bed, but as soon as he got one leg over and started crawling over to me my grip on the sheets tightened. But it was no use, as Froot stripped it away from me with surprising strength and figuratively stripped me of my safety barrier. My bare boxer naked body against his bare overweight hairy ass. The mere thought of FeralTeen's touch quickly became nothing as the real sensation of being groped by Froot's rough grubby fat fingers began to course through my nerves and onto my head to scientifically concoct the chemical reaction of Euphoric Arousal or something. The sheer weight of them as it pressed against my skin, and onto my nips made me shamefully blow spurts of ropey premature cum through my tama boxers. The rest oozed down the gaps of the boxers and onto my thighs with the lukewarm viscosity of honey. It was so shameful and ecstatic that I've already felt exhausted before we even started, felt so satisfied spending all the excess I've held for Feral Teen these past agonizing days.

Author's note:
I am not going to add penetration and will end it here. Because I realized half way through writing this that I really want to have sex with @Sean Shemmy and writing more about Froot fucking him means I am cucking myself.
I also did not give Froot any dialogue because I wanted to essentially self insert by retroactively mentally changing a few details as I read. Like not being a fat, balding, orange, and short Froot. I also guarantee that I would be the one towering over Sean if it was me actually fucking him. Though even if he was taller it would still be a short height difference since I am a 5'10ft (1 foot short from 6ft) Lean Chinese American Muay Thai fighter irl and I would just beat the shit out of stud shemmy and rape him. @Sean Shemmy I like you babe, DM me your discord so we can ERP away and safe from the homophonic Kiwilittycels.
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Bro trying to rizz up the asexual shiwi feralteen autist 💀💀😭😭🙏🙏🙏
 
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