Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Nome]

none of these are interseting except froot, null or chudborean (so we can have hot airplane sex). Throw some more eccentric people like soyteen liker, mersault, feralteen or spatehicks. Or between two shiwis that hate each other

Please open your mouth and let me shit on it. Eat my excrement. Please let me shit on you.

 

[sozjak]

Please open your mouth and let me shit on it. Eat my excrement. Please let me shit on you.

 

[Sprate Header]

if you are already assigned a seat do you enjoy your spot
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9 would be chill

 

[Sarn’t]

Don’t worry Shiwi Airline passengers, we Arab terrorists are white lole

 

[Colon capital V]

Imagine if 'cado posted a new butthole pic now that xe's skinny, geg

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

if you are already assigned a seat do you enjoy your spot
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if i had a pink triangle i would sit on 7

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

if you are already assigned a seat do you enjoy your spot
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12, Null is the least likely to smell like shit.

 

[sozjak]

imagine you had to sit next to soyteenliker and mersault

 

[Space Police]

I'm not gonna ask again nicely, shiwicucks.

Latin and Greek; I'm past the point of grammar and translation and now I have to write papers analyzing how the languages are used to enhance an ancient author's work and reveal hidden meanings. They're difficult but attainable.

 

[Sprate Header]

12, Null is the least likely to smell like shit.

12 would also be a good choice because you could kick the back of froot's seat the whole time

 

[Nome]

imagine you had to sit next to soyteenliker and mersault

They got denied entry to the airplane because Soyteen Liker was far too heavy and they were worried about the possibility of her disturbing the plane's weight balance

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]

if you are already assigned a seat do you enjoy your spot
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i don't enjoy my spot because you separated me from @Doğu Perinçek and put me next to a stranger, STRANGER DANGER.

 

[Colon capital V]

12, Null is the least likely to smell like shit.

>this nigga really thinks he wouldn't smell like the funkiest, stinkiest piece of shit from all the luxury euro cheese xe consumes

 

[Impish_World]

4chan got nished and it's a good thing to hear

 

[David Thoughie]

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i don't enjoy my spot because you separated me from @Doğu Perinçek and put me next to a stranger, STRANGER DANGER.

i wanted to put all the turks next to eachother and the turk milker there too
@shitoko is an honorary turk

 

[nigger froot]

if you are already assigned a seat do you enjoy your spot
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spot number 8 might just be hell on earth.
You'd try to hold a conversation and the statue seether man would probably interrupt you with soy facts whenever you said something that wasnt FACTUAL INFORMATION BACKED BY ACADEMICALLY AWARDED SOURCES

 

[sozjak]

4chan got nished and it's a good thing to hear

they shut down club penguin btw

 

[fold]

Imagine if 'cado posted a new butthole pic now that xe's skinny, geg

Imagine if Null made a 'cado since he's fat. Then he allowed us to post it? That would be keyed

 

[sozjak]

spot number 8 might just be hell on earth.
You'd try to hold a conversation and the statue seether man would probably interrupt you with soy facts whenever you said something that wasnt FACTUAL INFORMATION BACKED BY ACADEMICALLY AWARDED SOURCES

yeah and I would cum all over ur face

 

[David Thoughie]

spot number 8 might just be hell on earth.
You'd try to hold a conversation and the statue seether man would probably interrupt you with soy facts whenever you said something that wasnt FACTUAL INFORMATION BACKED BY ACADEMICALLY AWARDED SOURCES

i think i attempted to make the bottom right corner the most niggerhell combination on earth