Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Colon capital V]

Please don't make jokes about things causing 'p or users sending you 'p, you will get banned for falsely accusing others of 'p distribution like you would instigating a call to kill political figures.
>t. week ban for saying some glowposter sent DD in DMs as a joke.

 

[fold]

Guys don't send Null gore, tranny rapes nigger, and nigger rapes tranny videos via direct messaging or he will permanently ban you. I did this and he only unbanned me when I paid him $30 at gun point (He sent troonbista)

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Guys don't send Null gore, tranny rapes nigger, and nigger rapes tranny videos via direct messaging or he will permanently ban you. I did this and he only unbanned me when I paid him $30 at gun point (He sent troonbista)

is this some kind of reverse psychology

 

[Nome]

Guys don't send Null gore, tranny rapes nigger, and nigger rapes tranny videos via direct messaging or he will permanently ban you. I did this and he only unbanned me when I paid him $30 at gun point (He sent troonbista)

$30? Not $200?

 

[sozjak]

my head hurts and I feel like God is taking me home.

 

[pina coalada lover]

Guys don't send Null gore, tranny rapes nigger, and nigger rapes tranny videos via direct messaging or he will permanently ban you. I did this and he only unbanned me when I paid him $30 at gun point (He sent troonbista)

>getting an ohmigosh sisa sent to your house so she can hold you at gunpoint until you pay n(b)vll

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

What if instead of it being called semper fi, it was called skibidi fi?

SF should've picked a different name. Whenever I hear the word "Skibidi" instead of the singing toilets I think of deranged lunatic pedophiles instead. Sad

 

[Coberald]

why did CMD just open for 2 seconds

A trojan downloaded itself into your ram

 

[Sooty Soot]

Could the Sharty VNC thread from yesterday be responsible for the blackout in Spain?

 

[Coberald]

go to https://kiwifarms.st/account/reactions and put this in your console and execute it

let score = 0;
let reacts = [
[1,1], // Like
// #14 Dislike = 0
[2,1], // Agree
// #3 Disagree = 0
[5,2], // Winner
[26,2], // Semper Fidelis
[27,-1], // Deviant
[6,3], // Informative
// #31 Thunk-Provoking = 0
[7,1], // Feels
[30,-1], // Islamic Content
[22,1], // DRINK!
[32,-1], // Lunacy
// #13 Autistic = 0
[34,-1], // Political Sperging
// #25 Horrifying = 0
// #9 Optimistic = 0
// #29 TMI = 0
[11,-1], // Late
[17,-1], // Dumb
[16,-2], // Mad at the Internet
];
for (let i=0; i<reacts.length; i++)
{
   try {score += reacts[i][1] * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-"+reacts[i][0]).innerText.match(/([\d,]+)/)[0].replace(/,/g,""));} catch(e) {/* LOL */}
}
console.log("Your autism power level is: "+score);

If you trim it down to only the negative reactions you can see how much kiwi clitty leakage you've caused
>Your autism power level is: -784
Pretty disapointed I didn't hit -1k reddit karma

 

[Redderp]

Could the Sharty VNC thread from yesterday be responsible for the blackout in Spain?

Yes and they should do more "raids" so the site can get shut down and we can finally move to a better meme like rage rapies or surreal memes.

 

[Unique Username KF]

Could the Sharty VNC thread from yesterday be responsible for the blackout in Spain?

no

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/apr/28/spain-and-portugal-power-outage-cause-cyber-attack-electricity

Portugal’s REN said a "rare atmospheric phenomenon" had caused a severe imbalance in temperatures that led to the widespread shutdowns.

REN said: “Due to extreme temperature variations in the interior of Spain, there were anomalous oscillations in the very high voltage lines (400 kV), a phenomenon known as ‘induced atmospheric vibration’. These oscillations caused synchronisation failures between the electrical systems, leading to successive disturbances across the interconnected European network.”

Senior European Commission vice-president Teresa Ribera also told Spain’s Radio 5 that there was no evidence of a deliberate act having caused the outage.

besides, critical power infrastructure is obviously not accessible through publicly opened servers with no password

SNOPES RATING:

 

[Creasman]

@jimboboiii
kys shroomnigger, as a proud schlog representative we do not want your traitorous kind on the blog stay in your lane or else we'll be going to war or something.

 

[Stilicho]

marge i was on tiktok and basically every sharty associated account followed foodists/people who posted scully edits

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

@jimboboiii
kys shroomnigger, as a proud schlog representative we do not want your traitorous kind on the blog stay in your lane or else we'll be going to war or something.
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Do you want to be let back in or not?

 

[Redderp]

marge i was on tiktok and basically every sharty associated account followed foodists/people who posted scully edits

SoyTok people are a little strange. I investigated the following lists of SoyTokers (a good chunk who aren't even 16 at the time) to see they follow MAPs. These are going to be the people who will replace oldfags.

 

[Catter]

If you trim it down to only the negative reactions you can see how much kiwi clitty leakage you've caused
>Your autism power level is: -784
Pretty disapointed I didn't hit -1k reddit karma

>Your autism power level is: -235
underwhelming

 

[Creasman]

Do you want to be let back in or not?

yeah ah cmon there's nothing wrong with wanting to cause the soyjak fourms civil war. it would be kino I got loads of anti-shroom speeches ready.

 

[soy woah jaque]

Marge where are the posts?

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

yeah ah cmon there's nothing wrong with wanting to cause the soyjak fourms civil war. it would be kino I got loads of anti-shrrom speeches ready.
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what kind of chuuni speeches do you have
I hope they are very long and emotional