Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Bro I can't tell if ts shit was AI or not because both sites said it wasn't and the other said it was.
 
A difference between The Sharty and 4cuck is that the sharty's userbase is usually younger, ages teens to early 20s, while most of 4cuck is mid to late 20s.
Most Sharty users are much more accepting of modern memes and shit (such as the 3D CP text and skibidi toilet) than 4cuckas are. If you posted such memes on 4cuck, they would reply with
>fuck off with your zoomer meme as I goon to 'P o algo
Because 4cuck users are stuck autistically clinging to the same 6 dead memes, unable to grow up, while the sharty grows up.
 
I just realized you were Yamcha from shiwifarms
Did you delete it or what happened to it?
I gave up on it. I might just figure out Xenforo because a friend wanted me to help him with it. But the nulled forums weren't worth a damn with helping. I'm in my 20s but tech illiterate af.
 
best known for failing art school
He was a decorated WW1 combat veteran. Iron Cross on a Corporal isn't a participation award.
Because 4cuck users are stuck autistically clinging to the same 6 dead memes, unable to grow up, while the sharty grows up.
Correct enough. 4chan was disrupted so it couldn't make signal (memes). The constant noise (disruption) was meant to shut down meme generation. Even something as simple as accelerating the slide speed with low value engagement was enough to shut down signal, but shutting down raid culture was the biggest hit. Raids were spectacle, comradery and street cred (epeen). Without unifying culture and comradery the (literal) faggots were taking over internet culture like a cancer. Its why most (all) oldfags were stoked someone knocked down 4chan. The torch needed to pass. It was sad to see the old wolf die so miserably without an heir.
/qa/ and zooms were right to fuck off and make something that could meme.

You're still retarded faggots, but the mantle of internet alpha retard is yours.
Good luck, zooms.
 
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i had.. a little accident.. @The Lawgiver clean me up purrhaps? :33

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I'm sorry shiwisisters, but @Lawgiver is the new kween of the Shiwi.

Not a single one of you could even muster up as much as a cum tribute for our kween @Chudborean, and here comes the Lawgiver fandom dispensing exotic and unheard of tributes for xeir kween.

Shame on you.


Disclaimer: For the love of God, please do not actually do a cum tribute to Chudborean or fucking anyone here for that matter. This thread is rancid enough with us having schlog posters, skibidi farms niggers, and other losers, pedos, and creeps come in to rape the Shiwi on the daily. Please do not make it worse by cumming on your computer screen and showing us, please.
 
can you guys peer-review my essay, i need a good grade for this class:
Tread Miller
Dr. @cranoppwel
Soyjak Studies 201
29 April 2025
The Negative Effects of @Creasman on the Shiwi​
The Shiwi, or the Soyjak.Party thread on the gossip forum known as Kiwi Farms, is unique compared to other threads under the Kiwi Farms’ “Community Watch” subforum. Initially created to “to archive the goings on and history of the absolutely batshit website Soyjak.Party on a website that isn't the Soyjak Wiki” (cranoppwel, 2023), it would eventually be effectively colonized by Soyteens, and become “more like a soysphere embassy” (Guacamole Nigga Penis, 2025b). This brings many Soyteens (those who involve themselves in the Soysphere) to sign up to Kiwi Farms, mainly to interact with the Shiwi. Unfortunately, not all Soyteens that visit the Shiwi make it better; intentionally or not, some actively make it worse. This paper will discuss some of the current problems with the Shiwi, how the user @Creasman is the source of these problems, and a suggested final solution to the @Creasman problem.​
One of the current problems of the Shiwi is “Schlog SNCA” (Azure05, 2025). It refers to the Shiwi being forced into discussion concerning drama from the Schlog drama, also known as Soyjak.blog, a Xenforo-based forum for Soyteens (“soyjak.blog”). This is an unfortunately common problem on the Shiwi, happening almost every two weeks (David Thoughie, 2025). The Schlog drama being forced is likely due to an influx of Schlog users travelling over to the Shiwi. @Creasman was initially one of these immigrants originating from the Schlog, as indicated by one of his posts on the Shiwi, in an argument with fellow Schlog member terrycrews (Creasman, 2025b) and confirmed his Schlog username as “Meursault” (Creasman, 2025a). While terrycrews would eventually get her posts removed and banned, @Creasman stayed, continuing to be a detriment to the Shiwi regulars. Soon, it would be announced on the Schlog that @Creasman was e-dating @kuzburger (Guacamole Nigga Penis, 2025a), which @kuzburger would confirm herself in the Shiwi (kuzburger, 2025). Upon hearing of this, Froot, the previous owner of the Schlog, would express distate and his desire to get rid of the Schlog (nigger froot, 2025). Eventually, Froot would look to sell the Schlog (jimboboiii, 2025). While the Schlog unfortunately still remains up to this day, the site being sold off was likely the breaking point for a few Schlog users, forcing them to leave the Schlog. Since Kiwi Farms is also Xenforo-based (Null, 2021), it is reasonable to assume that many Schlog users would migrate to a website that operates similarly to their previous home. It is also reasonable to assume that Schlog immigrants would like to talk about their previous home and how the current users have fared, which most non-Schlog users do not care about. Had @Creasman not dated @kuzburger, it is likely the Schlog would have remained as a containment zone for the Schlog users that currently inhabit the Shiwi, keeping Shiwi discussion healthy, on-topic, and concerning topics that everyone cares about.​
Another problem of the Shiwi is “Cordtrannies socking 24/7” (Azure05, 2025), which refers to how Discord users will “sock” (make alternate accounts) on the Shiwi, likely to get attention. Many users of the Schlog strive to gain attention (“soyjak.blog”), and talking about drama and fighting with fellow Schlog users is an easy way to get attention. This attention is usually negative, but can be seen in one of terrycrews’s posts on the Shiwi in the form of Kiwi Farms’ stickers (I’m better than you, 2025). Like his Schlog predecessors, @Creasman actively takes part in trying to get attention, usually by fighting with and annoying the Shiwi regulars to the point of getting negative reactions (NOME, 2025a). @Creasman is also a noted user of Discord, as shown by leaks of their Discord direct messages posted in the Shiwi (Tread Miller, 2025a). Sadly, the success of these attention-getting stunts by Discord user @Creasman has likely inspired others to do the same. This is most evident in the most recent user to spam the Shiwi and the threads outside of it, @Glup. @Glup has derailed threads by making unfounded accusations against noted Shiwi member @Red flaming panda (Cheesy Beavy, 2025), spamming threads (Tread Miller, 2025c), and calling in his friend @Oliver, likely through Discord, to aid in the spam (Tread Miller, 2025b). Both @Glup and @Oliver would sock and repeat these actions again, to the detriment of the moderators of the Kiwi Farms (Tread Miller, 2025b). It is very likely that these two were working to get attention, as @Glup was promoting his Telegram chat room (Nameless One, 2025) and @Oliver used the language of noted immoral attention-seekers from Skibidi Farms (NOME, 2025b). The tactics these two used are simply an exaggerated, more immoral version of @Creasman’s attention-seeking posts. While the actions of @Glup and @Oliver are not the direct fault of @Creasman, had he not vied for attention as much as he did, it is likely that attention-seekers like @Glup and @Oliver would not have come to the Shiwi to do what they did.​
Now what should be done about @Creasman? I suggest that @Creasman be, at minimum, thread-banned from the Shiwi. Ideally, he should be banned from Kiwi Farms, in order to prevent him from bothering users of unrelated threads and Shiwi regulars outside of the Shiwi. It has been established that those in the Shiwi do not appreciate his presence, which he continues through his attention-seeking posts. The owner of the Kiwi Farms, Null, has expressed interest in banning @Creasman, upon hearing of his misdeeds (Null, 2025), so it is certainly possible for this to occur. However, in the case that this does not occur, everyone should, “just press the ignore button for [@Creasman and @kuzburger]” (sozjak, 2025). With no responses to his attention-seeking posts, he will hopefully lose interest and stop bothering the Shiwi. If he were to leave the Shiwi, others would likely not try to gain attention following his example at the expense of the Shiwi.​
@Creasman, whether he meant to or not, is a source for some of the current problems plaguing the Shiwi. This includes the forcing of Schlog-related topics in the Shiwi and the issues of Discord users ruining Shiwi discussion with their sock accounts. @Creasman should be banned or ignored for this, as to help prevent these issues from cropping up again. To keep the unique status of the Shiwi as it is, the members of the Shiwi must work to contain threats to it and fight off users who do nothing but harm it.​
Works Cited​
Azure05. “>E-dating…” Kiwi Farms, 27 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21256378
Cranoppwel. “I am making this thread to archive the goings on and history of the absolutely batshit website Soyjak.Party…” Kiwi Farms, 22 Jan. 2023, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-14379791
Creasman. “Yup why do you care?” Kiwi Farms, 6 Mar. 2025a, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20761137
Creasman. “>one of the worst things…” Kiwi Farms, 6 Mar. 2025b, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20761205
Cheesy Beavy. “Great job throwing the thread off the rails and providing 0 evidence…” Kiwi Farms, 26 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...achieving-self-awareness.218291/post-21249315
David Thoughie. “This is fucking retarded. I really wish the shiwi didn't get this biweekly namefag schlognigger who comes in here and spreads xer autism here…” Kiwi Farms, 5 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21021194
Guacamole Nigga Penis. “Schlog users Soyteen Liker @kuzburger and Meursault @Creasman are now e-dating…” Kiwi Farms, 4 Apr. 2025a, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21005927
Guacamole Nigga Penis. “I checked it out and it honestly wasn't that bad…” Kiwi Farms, 20 Apr. 2025b, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21180112
I’m better than you. “can you niggers stop autismnuking me…” Kiwi Farms, 6 Mar. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20761992
jimboboiii. “@Null you should buy it…” Kiwi Farms, 4 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1317#post-21008135
kuzburger. “No, we have plans to meet up irl because he lives nearby…” Kiwi Farms, 4 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21006022
Nameless One. “This nigga lmao…” Kiwi Farms, 27 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...achieving-self-awareness.218291/post-21249907
nigger froot. “"59 mentions of "I love you" in our dms" OHNONONONONONOO…” Kiwi Farms, 4 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21006169
NOME. “Fuck off nigger can you just die already I don't care about what you have to say just kill yourself…” Kiwi Farms, 6 Apr. 2025a, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21025521
NOME. “skibidinigger falseflag…” Kiwi Farms, 27 Apr. 2025b, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21250047
Null. “Long time friend of the forum Samuel Collingwood Smith emailed some more threats to XenForo…” Kiwi Farms, 1 Dec. 2021, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/xenforo-has-revoked-our-license.106654/post-10603944
Null. “ok deal” Kiwi Farms, 25 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21237231
“soyjak.blog.” Soyjak Wiki, 29 Apr. 2025, https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.blog
sozjak. “saw it too, just press the ignore button for both of them, don't give them attention.” Kiwi Farms, 29 Apr. 2025, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21277572
Tread Miller. “leaked 'cord dms between @kuzburger and @Creasman…” Kiwi Farms, 26 Apr. 2025a, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21240159
Tread Miller. “Unfortunately most of his spam was jannied, but if anyone here wants to undertake the @Glup story, here is my recollection of events…” Kiwi Farms, 27 Apr. 2025b, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ninten...istic-queer-nintendo-fan.218270/post-21259532
Tread Miller. “>maybe if i spam hard enough i'll finally be a real wom-AACCKK!!!” Kiwi Farms, 28 Apr. 2025c, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21262713
 
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I'm crying what the fuck did I witness. My eyes have been raped

can you guys peer-review my essay, i need a good grade for this class:
As the official grader. I hereby grade this a 💎++.

Thanks for citing works and not being a retard like Turkey Tom and other Lulcow tubers or plagerists.
 
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