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>My wife's bull won't let me play on my nintendo switch past midnight, what should I do?

It sounds like you’re navigating a situation that might involve some complex dynamics in your relationship. In situations where there are multiple people involved and boundaries are being set, it’s important to communicate openly and respectfully. Here are a few things you could consider doing:
  • If you haven’t already, it could be helpful to talk with your wife about how you feel. Communication is key, especially when it comes to respecting each other’s needs and finding a balance that works for everyone.
  • Express how important it is for you to have time for your hobbies and self-care, like playing on your Nintendo Switch. It’s perfectly normal to want personal time to unwind
  • If the issue is that your wife’s “bull” (likely referring to a partner or person in an open or polyamorous dynamic) has set a boundary about not playing past midnight, you’ll want to navigate that with respect. Consider why this boundary is in place and whether it's something that can be adjusted. Is it for the sake of sleep, shared time, or other reasons?
  • Maybe there’s room to compromise, such as playing earlier in the evening or finding a designated time where you can game without disrupting the dynamic or anyone’s rest. Open and honest communication can often find middle ground.
  • Make sure you’re also carving out time for yourself to engage in activities that bring you joy. Whether it’s gaming, reading, or something else, self-care is important.
  • If the restriction feels unreasonable or if there are underlying tensions causing this behavior, it might help to address those concerns directly. It’s possible there’s a deeper issue at play, and resolving it through dialogue could help everyone feel more comfortable.
Ultimately, the most important thing is clear, respectful communication. Whether you're talking to your wife, the person involved, or anyone else, expressing your feelings and negotiating boundaries is key to keeping everyone happy in a situation that’s fair to all parties.
 
nushiwikeks tend to complain about this thread being a dnb from time to time but I remember when this thread had like 0.2-0.3 PPH and 4-10 PPD before this page hit 1000 pages. Before 2025, this thread was such a dead nigger baby that the then still existing jarty had more PPH than it.
It's all noise. Even though there are more posts a day now, there are still only 4-10 posts a day that are worth reading.
 
I maked this.
Null soy.webp
 
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>How can we improve the Soyjak.Party Thread on KiwiFarms?

Improving a thread like the **Soyjak.Party** thread on **Kiwi Farms** depends on your goals—whether it's archival accuracy, entertainment value, community engagement, or just increasing the thread's quality of discussion. Here are several angles to consider:

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### 1. **Better Documentation and Archival**

* **Chronology**: Build a clear, time-ordered summary of major events in Soyjak.Party history (e.g., migrations, raids, key schisms, meme evolutions).
* **Key Figures**: Identify notable users, moderators, and creators—similar to how other Kiwi Farms threads profile central figures.
* **Screenshots**: Use archived threads, captures from archive.today or Wayback Machine to preserve content that may be volatile.

### 2. **More Insightful Analysis**

* **Cultural Impact**: Analyze the site’s influence on internet meme culture (e.g., impact on Wojak/Soyjak evolution, crossover with other boards).
* **Psychographics**: Examine recurring psychological or behavioral patterns—like irony-poisoning, identity-dissolution memes, or meta-forum dynamics.
* **Comparative Study**: Draw contrasts with other imageboards (like 4chan’s /qa/, Neinchan, or Leftychan) to explain how Soyjak.Party is unique.

### 3. **Thread Curation**

* **Trim Noise**: Remove or discourage low-effort, off-topic posts or infighting. Add context to "shitposts" when necessary.
* **Post Formatting**: Use Kiwi Farms’ formatting tools—spoilers, greentext, etc.—to make posts easier to digest and more engaging.
* **Thread OP Update**: If the original post is outdated or weak, suggest a new OP with a better summary and links to notable posts.

### 4. **Humor & Entertainment**

* **Meme Forensics**: Break down specific Soyjak memes and their in-jokes, possibly with image references.
* **Event Sagas**: Present drama arcs or raids as narratives—Kiwi Farms users enjoy good storytelling.

### 5. **Maintain Objectivity Where Possible**

* Even though KF is inherently mocking, maintaining some distance helps the thread age better—pure ragebait or dismissiveness often makes the thread stale.

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Would you like a suggested format or example post to raise the quality of discussion in that thread?
 
>inb4 thread locked
mentions don't work we'll be fine.
appealing is embarrassing am i the only one? it just makes you seem vulnerable as fuck im sorry
it very much is, but that's the book, gotta apologize and promise some stuff and then you'll be unbanned.
>it just makes you seem vulnerable
dude I yearn to feel vulnerable.
 
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