Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
For the past couple years or so nool's been concerned with cracking down on infighting/users living in siloed off threads/hugboxes. Overall, I get the sentiment for offtopic boards like vidya/other places where screaming like a lunatic is a faux pas, but I feel like in this one particular instance, this could be solved by the SM thread getting moved to the lolcow board. But that would make synthcels clitties leak o algo.
the name "synthetic man" fits as his content is synthetic dust
 
>Well well well, what have we here?
>Soicucks, huh? Oooh, I'm really scared!
>So you're the ones everyone's been talking about, hahahahahaha!
>You're 'jakkin, you're 'jakkin, I can't believe my eyes!
>You're 'jakkin now, it's new OC, these can't be the right guys!
>They're funny, they're witty, I don't know which is worse
>I might just cry to janny, if I don't die leaking first!
>When Mr. Synthcel Oldtroon says there's loli close at hand,
>You'd better pay attention now, cause I'm the oldtroon man
>And if you aren't seething, there's something very wrong
>Cause this may be the last time, you hear the oldtroon song

<[SYNTHCEL CHORUS]
>Well, if I'm feeling horny, and I've not a job to do,
>I might just make a nice report that janny answers to
>And don't ya know the thing that would make it so unwoke?
>Some salty, tasty newfag tears so I cannot smell your Sproke!

<[SYNTHCEL CHORUS]
^Release us now or you must face the dire consequences!
^The Shiwi is expecting us so please, come to your senses!

>You're 'jakkin! You're 'jakkin! I can't believe my eyes!
>Would someone ban these zoomies now? They see through all Synth's lies!
>It's faggy, I'm seething, you really are too much!
>And now, without your permission, Nvll's going to do his stuff!

^Well, what is he going to do?
>He's going to do the best he can!
>Oh the sound of libtards crying to me is music in the air
>Cause I'm a retard Genshin faggot, and I can't play unfair
>It's much more fun, I must confess, when bans are on the line
>Not for me, of course, but you, my 'teens
>Now that'd be just fine

^Unban us fast, or you'll get quoted for this leaky act!
>Oh children, you're something, you put me in a spin
>You aren't comprehending, the 'nishment that you're in
>It's hopeless, you're finished
>The Shiwi is over
>'Cause I'm Mr. Synthcel Oldtroon
>And you can't 'jak on this server
 
Just make a lolcow thread on this synthetic faggot
That’s what I’m planning on doing anyway, I hopefully should have gathered enough clips and sources to actually write my op soon.
One of the big reasons I don’t think anyone has made a thread on him yet other then the appreciation thread is probably due to the hundreds of hours of streams he has made a lot of which has now been deleted (thanks Troon domain) that you would need to go through to make a thread.
 
That’s what I’m planning on doing anyway, I hopefully should have gathered enough clips and sources to actually write my op soon.
One of the big reasons I don’t think anyone has made a thread on him yet other then the appreciation thread is probably due to the hundreds of hours of streams he has made a lot of which has now been deleted (thanks Troon domain) that you would need to go through to make a thread.

Thats the link to the archives
 
>The Pakistan-India border skirmish is escalating 25013 - SoyBooru (1).webp

@Creasman, your thoughts?
 
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