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The Greatest Kiwifarmer said:
bro cant draw!
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only one autistic skill at a time
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Dr. Arinsu said:
Greg Heffley vs Anne FRANK RAP BATTLE.
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GREG HEFFLEY:
(Nervously adjusts his glasses, speaks in a whiny tone)
Okay, look, I didn't sign up for this, okay?
I'm just a kid, trying to make it through the day!
You’re famous, sure, but that was way back then,
My books are on the shelves, selling more than all your…pen!
I’m dodging Rodrick, Manny's driving me insane,
And Rowley? Please, that guy’s got half a brain!
I'm building my legacy, one prank at a time,
While you're stuck in the past, writing in rhyme!
So step aside, history is mine to make,
While you’re collecting dust, for goodness sake!

ANNE FRANK:
(Steps forward, speaks with a firm and clear voice)
Greg Heffley, a child consumed by selfish dreams,
Your trivial concerns are hardly what they seem.
You whine about your brother, your friend, your social plight,
While millions suffered, vanished into endless night.
You chase popularity, a shallow, hollow goal,
While I was fighting darkness, to keep my very soul.
My diary's a testament, a cry against despair,
A beacon of humanity, a truth that's always there.
You write of cheese touch curses, and schemes that fall apart,
I wrote of hope and freedom, in the face of a broken heart.

GREG HEFFLEY:
(Stuttering)
Hey, easy, Anne, no need to get all grim!
It’s just a rap battle, a little lyrical gym!
I'm trying to be funny, get a few laughs,
While you’re bringing everyone down with your… aftermath!
I'm relatable, see? Kids understand my plight,
Struggling with homework, and trying to do what’s right!
You're, like, heavy stuff, depressing and deep,
I'm lighthearted and fun, while you’re making people weep!

ANNE FRANK:
(Her voice rises with passion)
Depressing? Perhaps. But necessary, true.
To forget the horrors, Greg, is to repeat them anew.
Your lightheartedness masks a world of privilege blind,
Ignoring the suffering of those left far behind.
You complain about your lunch, your grades, your social scene,
While others fought for survival, a life that might have been.
So tell me, Greg, what legacy will you leave?
A diary of antics, or a reason to believe?

GREG HEFFLEY:
(Muttering)
Okay, okay, I get it, you win, you win!
Just… just don't put me in your diary, okay?
I've got enough problems as it is, see?
Just... leave me and Rowley alone, please!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
 
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Dr. Arinsu said:
LETS SEE THE OTHERS WHO SOLOS YOU!
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NULL DELETE VTUMORS AND ADD POWER-RANKING NOW

WE CANNOT LET IT GO UNDOCUMENTED HOW MANY OF THE GEGBVLLS OF KIWIFARMS EXIST JUST TO TAKE LLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Anonymous Against Foodism said:
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Aryan hands typed this post, but brown ones prevented you from clicking "Post Reply". Sad! Many Such Cases! #CageNull'sClitty #CageTheClitty #NoMoreMeltdowns
 
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Vect said:
Sorry, feature touristing. Was going to reply in to the Sharty post but it's already buried in 10 pages of incomprehensible memes. Speaking of soulless art, they've literally ruined the troonjak for me.
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Is xe right? Should we stop being incomprehensible wojacks and ban soyspeak here?
I kind of feel bad for kiwicels now that i realize they open this thread and get their mind raped by trying to understand what "Quote, shut down this DNB of a 'cord o algorithm" means
 
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