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Dark mode makes the shlog spooky though.this nigga got light mode on![]()
You decide to take shelter in the "Community Feature Submissions" Thread. Null should have enough SNCA here to appease his clitty and cease the leakage. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Forum Discussion" Forum. Null never reads user suggestions so you should be able to hide in obscurity and avoid the leakage. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Lolcow" Forum. Blending in with normal Kiwifarms users should prevent Null's clitty from targeting you in this attack. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Articles & News" forum. There's enough things here for Null to leak his clitty over that it's unlikely he will target you. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Reddit" Thread. Posting here should raise your KiwiKarma enough so that Null will avoid clitty leaking all over you. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Supporter's Longue". Null is unlikely to leak his clitty at the very people who fund him. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread". The sheer amount of lolicons here should give Null nostalgia for the old internet and calm xis clitty down. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "764 & Its Offshoots / "com" / Internet Extortion Groups" Thread. A thread of shit everyone cares about should remind Null he shouldn't leak his clitty over shit nobody cares about. | |
You decide to take shelter in "Q&A". According to Null, this board is for spam. There's no reason that Null's clitty should be leaking over spam on a spam board. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Man Hate Thread". Null's clitty should calm down at the sight of his fat, ugly, lesbian foid harem of soon-to-be pooners. |
You decide to shelter in the "Hasan Piker" Thread. The sheer PROWESS of NVLL'S KARA BOGA TURKISH BVLL HASAN should allow him to protect you from his sissly slvt Null's clitty leakage meltdown. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Rekieta Law" Thread. The raw smell of alcoholism, drug abuse, and gooning should bring Null comfort and calm his clitty by reminding him of his favorite pass-times. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Elon Reeve Musk" Thread. Taking a SpaceX Rocket to the moon to ride out the clitty leakage should work, if the rocket doesn't blow up in the air, that is. | |
You decide to take shelter in The Kiwicord. Baiting Null to come into the Kiwicord and ban a couple people should let you avoid the worst of his wrath. | |
You decide to take shelter in the " ![]() ![]() Null loves cats and Null loves boys, so it only seems fitting to go to a place full of things to calm him down. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "DarkSydePhil" Forum. You hope to be protected by his counter-leakage gooning techniques. ![]() [ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED] | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Stinkditch" Forum. The amount of valid trans queens here should give Null other targets to direct his clitty canon at other than you. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Dragon Ball" Thread. The sheer power scaling difference between Null's clitty and even a jobber like SISSYiza gives you a pretty good chance of being protected here. | |
You decide to take shelter in the "Lolcows of History" Forum. Due to the complete lack of Shit nobody cares about content here, null's clitty should get bored and stop pursuit when you hide here. | |
You decide to hide on @Creasman's user page. While there is plenty of clitty leakage to be had here, it's at least not null's clitty leaking. That should keep you safe. |
You decide to brave the storm and not hide at all, Staying put on the Shiwi. You're confident that you have enough KiwiKarma to not be targeted by Null's clitty, and thus do not need to hide. | |
If this post earns the Null Award, all users who have not reacted are guaranteed to be washed up in the overflow of Null's Clitty! Hurry up and make a decision before this happens to you! |
No fucking wayhide on @Creasman's user page.
You'd better show us the goods because I haven't laughed today.Good morning, by the way I have an image of notorious Pagan larper Xiuhcoyotl with a Catholic priest.
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>posted around the time the two started e-dating
>I reawakened an old fetish, it feels better than fantasizing about being a boy
>moresalt steps in to say SHUT IT DOWN THE SOYIM CANNOT KNOW
hmmmm I wonder if this is correlated to the prevalence of pedophilia among trannies, because they get off on acting like the underage girls they want to molest
also note how her username is "soyteen liker" when she is 20
can i seeGood morning, by the way I have an image of notorious Pagan larper Xiuhcoyotl with a Catholic priest.
i wonder if he got groomed by that priest and if that’s the reason why he’s so vocal against christianityView attachment 7374326[ANTI NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE EMBEDDED THUMBNAIL SPACE]
>we pagays are le aryanz o algo you muhfuggin christcuckView attachment 7374326[ANTI NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE EMBEDDED THUMBNAIL SPACE]
Yesterday he said some shit about Jesus dying for the White man and not Indians so I pulled up two Bible verses which debunked that and he got so mad and leaky that he just sent this art of Mary and another pagan god.i wonder if he got groomed by that priest and if that’s the reason why he’s so vocal against christianity
schlogcucks are the jews of this thread