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Why is there so much Soytan fetish spam on the log, it wasn't like this a week ago. It just abruptly started
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because its fun and funny, this is literally the only thread i know where you dont need to make like really formal posts
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”Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy.”
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When the CP and school shooter edits are tuff asl!
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You're Dyno, you are ban evading. If you think I'd forget after 2 days you're actually mentally handicapped. How old are you? 12? 15? You're an autistic porn addict Get a life instead of jerking off to animals and defending pedophiles.
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DAMNN BOII TS KRZY
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The instrumental
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The drums
The bassline
The guitar riff
The background melodies
The sound effects
The sound engineers
The autotune
The studio where it was recorded
The recording booth
The microphone
The mixing board
The mastering process
The final touches
The speakers blasting the sound
The headphones
The earbuds
The phone playing the track
The Bluetooth connection
The AUX cord
The radio stations broadcasting it
The vibrations in the air
The sound waves
The subwoofer thumping
The car stereo booming
The vibrations in the walls
The windows rattling
The ones listening to it
The neurons firing in your brain as you vibe to it
The dopamine surge
The viewers on YouTube
The thumbs up on the video
The comments left by fans
The pinned comment
The one who commented first
The guy who got ratio'd
The first person who heard it
The person who replayed it 50 times
The guy who added it to his playlist
The person who saved it offline
The one who recommended it to his friends
The one who shared it in a group chat
The people bobbing their heads
The guy lip-syncing
The DJs spinning this track
The party where this was the vibe
The house party shaking with the beat
The concert where it was played
The rave where the lights matched the music
The crowd jumping to the beat
The stage lights
The speakers on stage
The pyrotechnics
The laser lights
The fog machine
The fireworks in the background
The mosh pit forming
The people getting hyped
The hands up in the air
The festival where this track was played
The afterparty
The Uber ride home blasting it
The person humming the melody
The muscle contractions making you dance
The people posting fire emojis
The GIF reactions
The comments section
The algorithms pushing this to the top
The YouTube trending page
The Spotify viral charts
The people sharing it on social media
The Instagram stories
The TikTok videos
The reels
The algorithms pushing it further
The fan-made remixes
The nightcore version
The slowed + reverb version
The 1-hour loop
The fans listening on repeat
The house shaking from the bass
The car subwoofer booming
The windows vibrating
The neighbors complaining
The people putting it on during a party
The road trips with this on repeat
The Spotify Wrapped featuring this track
The year-end list
The workout playlist
The gym bros blasting it during sets
The headphones on full blast
The Bluetooth speakers in the park
The person running to the beat
The joggers
The cyclists
The gym
The squat rack
The leg press
The dumbbells
The barbells
The kettlebells
The bench press
The incline bench
The rowing machine
The spin bike
The treadmills
The elliptical
The weights clanking
The gym bros grunting
The cardio section
The squat racks
The weight plates
The chalk for gripping
The protein shakes
The supplements
The jars of creatine
The jars of BCAAs
The pre-workout
The protein powder
The protein bars
The energy drinks
The guy hitting a PR
The high-fives after hitting a new personal record
The gym shoes
The wrist wraps
The lifting belts
The gym clothes
The sweatbands
The shaker bottles
The gym bags
The powerlifting chalk
The Bluetooth headphones
The earbuds falling out mid-set
The veins popping
The sweat dripping
The sweat-soaked shirt
The adrenaline kicking in
The guy doing extra reps
The steam room after a workout
The sauna
The cold showers
The post-workout soreness
The foam roller
The massage guns
The stretching mats
The mirrors reflecting those gains
The bodyweight exercises
The jump rope
The planks
The pull-up bar
The gym lockers
The water fountains
The vending machines
The pre-made meals
The high-protein snacks
The electrolytes
The calorie counters
The workout apps
The fitness challenges
The gym membership
The recovery drinks
The post-workout smoothies
The sports massages
The muscle fibers repairing
The anabolic window
The soreness after leg day
The PRs being broken
The progress photos
The gym selfies
The Instagram posts of gains
The comments on those posts
The likes on those posts
The shares
The stories reposting gym goals
The fitness influencers
The workout tutorials
The lifting PRs
The macros
The meal prep
The calories burned
The fitness challenges
The daily workout streak
The biceps flexing
The veins bulging
The protein-rich meals
The supplements
The people saying "one more set"
The squat depth
The motivational quotes
The workout music blasting in the background
The gym attire
The leggings
The sweat-wicking shirts
The tank tops
The sports bras
The lifting gloves
The resistance bands
The yoga mats
The end of the universe
The beginning of the next
The dark matter around it
The supermassive black hole
The expansion of space
The time dilation felt while vibing
The energy permeating everything
The strings of reality vibrating
The particles dancing to the frequency
The quantum fields affected
The Big Bang itself
The gravity of the situation
The speed of light being surpassed
The wormholes opening
The alternate realities formed
The cosmic dance of galaxies
The infinite potential of existence
The birth of stars as this plays
The cosmic dust swirling
The nebulae glowing
The fusion reactions ignited by this song
The pulsars pulsing to the rhythm
The supernovas exploding in sync
The black holes warping space-time
The quasar beams slicing through galaxies
The cosmic radiation vibrating
The entire universe humming with the beat
The parallel realities merging
The time loops repeating this song
The multiverse syncing to this frequency
The fourth dimension bending around it
The fifth-dimensional beings nodding their heads
The strings of the universe vibrating with every note
The quantum entanglement happening between listeners
The gravitational waves caused by the bass
The energy of every atom responding
The dark energy accelerating its expansion
The curvature of space bending around the sound
The cosmic background radiation absorbing the melody
The dimensions beyond our understanding feeling this
The philosophers contemplating its meaning
The poets writing verses inspired by it
The artists painting to the sound of the beat
The dancers moving in perfect sync
The actors making cinematic masterpieces with this in the background
The screenwriters crafting epic scenes set to this song
The novelists writing entire sagas inspired by its rhythm
The architects designing buildings that pulse with its beat
The cities shaped by the energy of this track
The lights of the world flickering to its tempo
The oceans rising and falling with the flow
The tides pulled by the gravitational pull of this song
The winds across the world swirling in sync
The essence of life itself flowing through the melody
The fabric of reality stretching as the song pulses
The energy in every atom accelerating
The vibrations of the universe reaching their peak
The infinite possibilities unfolding with every beat
The ultimate truth of existence being revealed
The very meaning of life unraveling in the song
The purpose of everything aligning with the rhythm
The cosmos awakening to its true nature
The divine spark within all beings igniting
The universe itself ascending
The final realization that we are all one with the beat
me
you
ur girlfriend
ur dog
ohio sigmas
mr beast followers
gymrats
average phonk user
the FINAL BOSS
ur skills
the people
my N word homie
ur food
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The song
The beat
The creator
The producer
The instrumental
The software used to create this beat
The synthesizers
The drums
The bassline
The guitar riff
The background melodies
The sound effects
The sound engineers
The autotune
The studio where it was recorded
The recording booth
The microphone
The mixing board
The mastering process
The final touches
The speakers blasting the sound
The headphones
The earbuds
The phone playing the track
The Bluetooth connection
The AUX cord
The radio stations broadcasting it
The vibrations in the air
The sound waves
The subwoofer thumping
The car stereo booming
The vibrations in the walls
The windows rattling
The ones listening to it
The neurons firing in your brain as you vibe to it
The dopamine surge
The viewers on YouTube
The thumbs up on the video
The comments left by fans
The pinned comment
The one who commented first
The guy who got ratio'd
The first person who heard it
The person who replayed it 50 times
The guy who added it to his playlist
The person who saved it offline
The one who recommended it to his friends
The one who shared it in a group chat
The people bobbing their heads
The guy lip-syncing
The DJs spinning this track
The party where this was the vibe
The house party shaking with the beat
The concert where it was played
The rave where the lights matched the music
The crowd jumping to the beat
The stage lights
The speakers on stage
The pyrotechnics
The laser lights
The fog machine
The fireworks in the background
The mosh pit forming
The people getting hyped
The hands up in the air
The festival where this track was played
The afterparty
The Uber ride home blasting it
The person humming the melody
The muscle contractions making you dance
The people posting fire emojis
The GIF reactions
The comments section
The algorithms pushing this to the top
The YouTube trending page
The Spotify viral charts
The people sharing it on social media
The Instagram stories
The TikTok videos
The reels
The algorithms pushing it further
The fan-made remixes
The nightcore version
The slowed + reverb version
The 1-hour loop
The fans listening on repeat
The house shaking from the bass
The car subwoofer booming
The windows vibrating
The neighbors complaining
The people putting it on during a party
The road trips with this on repeat
The Spotify Wrapped featuring this track
The year-end list
The workout playlist
The gym bros blasting it during sets
The headphones on full blast
The Bluetooth speakers in the park
The person running to the beat
The joggers
The cyclists
The gym
The squat rack
The leg press
The dumbbells
The barbells
The kettlebells
The bench press
The incline bench
The rowing machine
The spin bike
The treadmills
The elliptical
The weights clanking
The gym bros grunting
The cardio section
The squat racks
The weight plates
The chalk for gripping
The protein shakes
The supplements
The jars of creatine
The jars of BCAAs
The pre-workout
The protein powder
The protein bars
The energy drinks
The guy hitting a PR
The high-fives after hitting a new personal record
The gym shoes
The wrist wraps
The lifting belts
The gym clothes
The sweatbands
The shaker bottles
The gym bags
The powerlifting chalk
The Bluetooth headphones
The earbuds falling out mid-set
The veins popping
The sweat dripping
The sweat-soaked shirt
The adrenaline kicking in
The guy doing extra reps
The steam room after a workout
The sauna
The cold showers
The post-workout soreness
The foam roller
The massage guns
The stretching mats
The mirrors reflecting those gains
The bodyweight exercises
The jump rope
The planks
The pull-up bar
The gym lockers
The water fountains
The vending machines
The pre-made meals
The high-protein snacks
The electrolytes
The calorie counters
The workout apps
The fitness challenges
The gym membership
The recovery drinks
The post-workout smoothies
The sports massages
The muscle fibers repairing
The anabolic window
The soreness after leg day
The PRs being broken
The progress photos
The gym selfies
The Instagram posts of gains
The comments on those posts
The likes on those posts
The shares
The stories reposting gym goals
The fitness influencers
The workout tutorials
The lifting PRs
The macros
The meal prep
The calories burned
The fitness challenges
The daily workout streak
The biceps flexing
The veins bulging
The protein-rich meals
The supplements
The people saying "one more set"
The squat depth
The motivational quotes
The workout music blasting in the background
The gym attire
The leggings
The sweat-wicking shirts
The tank tops
The sports bras
The lifting gloves
The resistance bands
The yoga mats
The end of the universe
The beginning of the next
The dark matter around it
The supermassive black hole
The expansion of space
The time dilation felt while vibing
The energy permeating everything
The strings of reality vibrating
The particles dancing to the frequency
The quantum fields affected
The Big Bang itself
The gravity of the situation
The speed of light being surpassed
The wormholes opening
The alternate realities formed
The cosmic dance of galaxies
The infinite potential of existence
The birth of stars as this plays
The cosmic dust swirling
The nebulae glowing
The fusion reactions ignited by this song
The pulsars pulsing to the rhythm
The supernovas exploding in sync
The black holes warping space-time
The quasar beams slicing through galaxies
The cosmic radiation vibrating
The entire universe humming with the beat
The parallel realities merging
The time loops repeating this song
The multiverse syncing to this frequency
The fourth dimension bending around it
The fifth-dimensional beings nodding their heads
The strings of the universe vibrating with every note
The quantum entanglement happening between listeners
The gravitational waves caused by the bass
The energy of every atom responding
The dark energy accelerating its expansion
The curvature of space bending around the sound
The cosmic background radiation absorbing the melody
The dimensions beyond our understanding feeling this
The philosophers contemplating its meaning
The poets writing verses inspired by it
The artists painting to the sound of the beat
The dancers moving in perfect sync
The actors making cinematic masterpieces with this in the background
The screenwriters crafting epic scenes set to this song
The novelists writing entire sagas inspired by its rhythm
The architects designing buildings that pulse with its beat
The cities shaped by the energy of this track
The lights of the world flickering to its tempo
The oceans rising and falling with the flow
The tides pulled by the gravitational pull of this song
The winds across the world swirling in sync
The essence of life itself flowing through the melody
The fabric of reality stretching as the song pulses
The energy in every atom accelerating
The vibrations of the universe reaching their peak
The infinite possibilities unfolding with every beat
The ultimate truth of existence being revealed
The very meaning of life unraveling in the song
The purpose of everything aligning with the rhythm
The cosmos awakening to its true nature
The divine spark within all beings igniting
The universe itself ascending
The final realization that we are all one with the beat
me
you
ur girlfriend
ur dog
ohio sigmas
mr beast followers
gymrats
average phonk user
the FINAL BOSS
ur skills
the people
my N word homie
ur food
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@AmelieIsaac Your beloved chink pedophile will be forcefully drafted by the PLA to fight and die in taiwan.
