Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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"You're a funny guy @Catter, I like you. That's why I'm going to ban you last."
 
>esl latnix pooner who tried to groom a mentally ill 18/yo into trooning out and admitted to it is in the shiwi
>someone who dated the latnix esl pooner is in the shiwi
>terry sent his dick to tread miller
>sexual deviant who talked about cumming in pikachu inflatable costumes in sneedchat and listed his top 10 fetishes is in the shiwi
>someone who posts dead infants on encylopedia dramatica is in the shiwi

>sooty soot is banned from kf
>david thoughtie is banned from kf
>anonymous against foodism is banned from kf
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The Shiwi represents everything toxic about online containment zones - a thread that began with documenting "soysphere sperging" has devolved into a digital cesspit where genuine degeneracy thrives while quality contributors get purged. This rapid decline is directly attributable to Null's hypocritical moderation: banning actually funny users like Sooty Soot, And David Thoughtie, under dubious pretenses while allowing genuine predators to operate freely. The thread now shelters ESL groomers, dead infant posters, and fetishists targeting children's media—yet the real "crime" is mocking Null's clitty leakage or unthumbnailed coinslots.

This perverse hierarchy proves the Shiwi isn't containment failure but deliberate institutional rot, where high-effort shitposters get ’nished while deviants persist because the cunnyjannies are too lazy. The Shiwi is where:
  • Groomers operate freely (mods can't be bothered)
  • Funny users get banned for breathing wrong
  • The only thing "contained" is the site’s last shred of credibility
Null isn't engineering decay—he's too busy jerking off to Chantal's gunt to notice his empire's corpse rotting in real-time.
The genocide of quality isn't a masterstroke—it's the stench of neglect.
 
Null is a fat lazy nigger tranny chasing shotacon pedofaggot gegbull. Boil Null in tar tie a millstone around Null's neck rape Null's bloated corpse milk Null dry for gegs.
Troonboniggsta is a disgusting ugly foid who goons to comics of men getting each other's shit on their dicks. Molest troonjewnista bloody with a 2x4.
Kiwifarms is a boring SNCA site, 8chan was right. This site is a digital elderly home for geriatric millenials to oldfag about the good old days, share in their love for SNCA, and hypocritically shit on zoomniggers.
@Null can you make @Creasman shiwicord admin? Thanks love you.
 
Null is a fat lazy nigger tranny chasing shotacon pedofaggot gegbull. Boil Null in tar tie a millstone around Null's neck rape Null's bloated corpse milk Null dry for gegs.
Troonboniggsta is a disgusting ugly foid who goons to comics of men getting each other's shit on their dicks. Molest troonjewnista bloody with a 2x4.
Kiwifarms is a boring SNCA site, 8chan was right. This site is a digital elderly home for geriatric millenials to oldfag about the good old days, share in their love for SNCA, and hypocritically shit on zoomniggers.
@Null can you make @Creasman shiwicord admin? Thanks love you.
@fold Can you like, shut the fuck up? I've been highlight spamming (catching up) and you're like a raisin blob that is always wedged between great posters. Fuck off you stupid baiter socker child from niggerhell.
 
I am aware this is the sharty thread so taking anything seriously is a crime but you guys are so fucking dishonest about this shit.

You say you hate shitposters like Creasman and yet left to your own devices you egg him on and write rape fanfiction about him for hundreds of pages. Whenever Null bans people who fedpost like soot or do nothing but cry and bitch and spam the same image over and over like thoughie, you decry it as "null banning good posters," as if it's an incalcuable loss for KF when people who do nothing but complain about the rest of the site and sperg in a containment thread get banned.

Whenever Null or another moderator tried to improve the thread, even just a little bit, you got mad at them and told him to stop. When Trombonista tried to do something as simple as thumbnail peoples' images and merge doubleposts you guys posted rape threats on her profile.

You're bringing over the extreme dislike of admins and mods from imageboard culture, then complaining that something that works on imageboards doesn’t translate well to forums. You want improvements but not change. There is no point trying to understand what you want or taking posts like this seriously because you will find a way to piss your pants and cry about anything. This thread is 2000 pages of schlogfags being degenerates because you want it like that.
 
I am aware this is the sharty thread so taking anything seriously is a crime but you guys are so fucking dishonest about this shit.

You say you hate shitposters like Creasman and yet left to your own devices you egg him on and write rape fanfiction about him for hundreds of pages. Whenever Null bans people who fedpost like soot or do nothing but cry and bitch and spam the same image over and over like thoughie, you decry it as "null banning good posters," as if it's an incalcuable loss for KF when people who do nothing but complain about the rest of the site and sperg in a containment thread get banned.

Whenever Null or another moderator tried to improve the thread, even just a little bit, you got mad at them and told him to stop. When Trombonista tried to do something as simple as thumbnail peoples' images and merge doubleposts you guys posted rape threats on her profile.

You're bringing over the extreme dislike of admins and mods from imageboard culture, then complaining that something that works on imageboards doesn’t translate well to forums. You want improvements but not change. There is no point trying to understand what you want or taking posts like this seriously because you will find a way to piss your pants and cry about anything. This thread is 2000 pages of schlogfags being degenerates because you want it like that.
Right so posting an unthumbnailed coinslot or doubleposting is apparently verboten, but grooming an unstable teen into HRT is just "discord headpatting" and "fine"

When that Nome and Soot stuff was happening where Soot admitted to grooming nome, people celebrated he got fucking banned and no one defended him. It’s incredibly disingenuous to lump unthumbnailed coinslots in with grooming a mentally ill 18 year old like they're on the same level.

btw:
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@twentyZeroOne - Literal Terry Sock
@kuzburger - Latinx groomer pooner whore
@Patryk Kornatowski - Genuine sexual deviant
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>@Null bans @David Thoughie and @Anonymous Against Foodism while keeping these niggers still in the thread
shut this cordnigger ghetto down already


@The Noise
>You say you hate shitposters like Creasman
Was he shitposting when he was ERP'ing with his obese latinx e-gf?
>Whenever Null bans people who fedpost like soot or do nothing but cry and bitch and spam the same image over and over like thoughie, you decry it as "null banning good posters,"
@Soot was a pedophile whose ban was well recieved by everyone ITT. @David Thoughie got banned because Null had a clitty leakage over his sncaquoting whenever null would feature any threads.
>when Trombonista tried to do something as simple as thumbnail peoples' images and merge doubleposts
If null and the jannies you polish the girlcocks of weren't so obsessed about thumbnails and doubleposts nobody would give much of a shit about it. They went out of their way to mass ban posters and write code just for this thread, while letting users on other threads post massive unthumbnailed screenshots and doublepost.
>There is no point trying to understand what you want or taking posts like this seriously because you will find a way to piss your pants and cry about anything
everytime you post ITT you are always bitching and crying paragraphs about us btw
 
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@David Thoughie flooded some faggot's comments with images of job applications, and almost instantly got banned for over a month. (wow i wonder who would ban him for an exorbitant amount of time for something that obviously doesn't warrant a ban of this severity, it certainly couldn't be @Useful_Mistake, he would never do such a thing!)
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that aforementioned faggot regularly shits up every thread he posts in, and nobody cares about him other than the groomerpooner who e-dated with him.
@Null has acknowledged this, but refuses to ban him for literally no reason.
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keep all of this in mind while i inform (You) that some faggot nobody cares about sent an image of a nasty cock to @Tread Miller via direct messages, and a day after being reported twice by two different people, he's still not banned.
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wow that's some moderation!
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lol. lmao even.

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keep a leash on your jannies, and ensure that they can actually do their "job" correctly, you fat, inbred, retarded, pooner-sympathizing, amerimutt faggot.

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yeah bro, @David Thoughie, the guy who's created numerous amounts of original creations, the guy that even kiwifarms users outside of this containment thread acknowledge as a good poster, really isn't any different from an annoying faggot who e-dated with a groomerpooner!
i'm not even going to dignify the rest of that below-room-temperature-iq, disingenuous word salad with a response, -ACK yourself you retarded, zoophile tranny.
 
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