Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[sozjak]

I wont, log off and spend time with your family

they're asleep, I had the entire day with them. I'm not bothering my family when they're asleep.

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Congrats (I won't be reading it, the Shiki already exists)

 

[Bucephalus]

ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT
ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT
ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT



From the latest thread on /news/ (thread / archive):

Rule 34's bot accidentally uploaded the mother of all slopjaks to their site.
It appears to be automatically ripping posts from Soybooru now.

>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14241198
>https://archive.is/NZEcE

 

[sozjak]

Soot has emailed quote and wants to become an admin.

 

[dcss]

Geg

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT
ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT
ACTUAL SOYSPHERE HAPPENING ALERT

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From the latest thread on /news/ (thread / archive):

watch as this becomes a nothingburger

 

[_______________________-]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 

[LarpBait]

>getting a job and integrating into normal society yet still spending all your time on the shiwi

I do this sometimes

Asia wins again.

actually gegged my ass off at this

Soot has emailed quote and wants to become an admin.

how much do you want to bet that quote just gives him janny perms and he doesn't use them. Only a full restoration of the emperor can make the site even remotely close to a gem.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]s would have saved you, you know

 

[malachite]

Boring ahh site soot should just sell it to BLACKED once he comes into CQNTRQL.

 

[Jotch]

Dear Soy People,
You claim to be white yet you post like you're black.
Care to explain?

 

[LarpBait]

soor take over the site, fire the entire administration, defrootcordify it, and run it like its 2020 except without the 'p spam.

 

[slungus22]

Dear Soy People,
You claim to be white yet you post like you're black.
Care to explain?

चाँदी मारो बालू ठेंगा, फूलों की छाया में झिंगा झिंगा, तबला बजाये धुन मस्तानी, दिल में लगे धूम धमानी

 

[Azure05]

Shut this retirement home down already

 

[LarpBait]

anyone who wanna join the alcoholics clittyshack to geg at its members @ me and imma hook you up

 

[malachite]

anyone who wanna join the alcoholics clittyshack to geg at its members @ me and imma hook you up

Add me to every clittyshack you have

 

[C L E O]

 

[LarpBait]

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this is actually what is going to happen

 

[Coberald]

https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12412726.html

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0731-1104-35/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12412726.html

 

[Arty and Chive]

 

[LarpBait]

https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12412726.html

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0731-1104-35/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12412726.html

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quote starting the soot restoration arc on the sh*tty would be the most wild shit ever
#ReinstateSoot