Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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I was born as an esl, 3rd world 4'1" vantablack shitskin from lesotho. One day, when i was just a toddler, i experienced race dysphoria for the first time. I looked at my vantablack skin and i felt disgusted, how could an aryan like me have such disgusting features? For many years i loathed my existence, until one day, i discovered the race transitioning community on reddit. It was the solution to all my problems, i started saving money to travel to north europe in order to get access to race transition therapy and live like the aryan I always was on the inside. Once I arrived at my new home, I begun becoming my true self. I bought blue color contact lenses, started MRT (melatonin replacement therapy) treatment and booked surgeries to increase my height and transform my bone and facial structure. After 3 years on MRT I now live life happily as a 6'7" vantawhite blue eyed blond hair aryan.
This is what the right has done to our BBC bvlls...
 
Goldberg's hair hasn't been washed in so long it probably has its own ecosystem of mold, bacteria, and lice.
Goldberg is a living testament to the resilience of the human body honestly. I don't even know how he has hair at this point. Autistic people must have some gene that makes them unkillable.
 
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