Space King - Original Series by Flashgitz

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Back me up! said:
The show creators constantly keep saying "We made this one for the boys" and feel that play it completely straight is the biggest 'subverted expectations" you can do with modern writing.
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Leave it to the speds of tv tropes to miss the point of this joke.
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
lol lmao
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People in the comments are still somehow convinced it’s “actually this is making fun of you”.
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>Troon flag

Also this seems to be tacitly giving GW a pass for shitting all over fan projects because the people they screwed over were "le manchildren". People should be allowed to draw space marines gunning down furries if they want to without GW nuking them from orbit or threatening to sue them, especially when it couldn't be a more obvious parody if they tried.

"Being pissy" is a completely reasonable response to a mega-corporation cucking their own fans 24/7.

I bet this retard absolutely soyjacks over Knights of Guinevere with zero self awareness too.
 
Bâtard Consanguine said:
Or it's just funnier how over the top horrible it is that they need to sacrifice a child to respawn. I've been listening to some of the 40k audiobooks lately, and each and every Primaris marine was abducted as a child and still have vivid memories of their abduction and the surgeries to make them into supersoldiers. This is meant to be super duper serious, Space King flippantly waves this off.
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This isn't new for the Primaris either, Space Marines have always tended to recruit (often voluntarily, but sometimes not) in the pre-teen age group, which Space King is mocking/celebrating. Their young age is supposed to significantly reduce the mortality rate of the Geneseed implantation and related surgeries that give them their post-human superpowers.

This age has varied in lore, and it's also unclear what the maximum age could be. Exceptions like the Space Wolves chapter tend to recruit young adult warriors and just accept insane amounts of losses in the conversion process (Space Wolves are kind of retarded). On the other hand characters (like Lion El Johnson's surrogate father) were given limited upgrades, but were simply too old for the full conversion process.
 
Hatemonger posting hatespeech
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>You'll never be a real Psychowarrior. You have no globules, you have no sacred member, you have no faith. You are a mentally ill woman twisted by drugs and heresy into a crude mockery of Space King's perfection.

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Moral Decay said:
It's weird, shriveled, and he's the only one who is uncircumcised, so his extra long foreskin gets in the way of the extractor. See for yourself:
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That looks like it's stuffable. It'll be like stuffed sausage. But then it would technically be a pooner's neopenis.
Anyways I want to toss up something. Keeping it short. Having sex with a psycho warrior would be a bad idea because they'll shoot out themselves since it's how the globules are extracted and It'll be like having a kidney stone enter inside you. Unless... The Globule can sometimes secrete some liquid without damaging the globule. If it can shoot some out then the psychowarrior can technically inseminate...? This is important you guys. It can be a valid reason why having sex with anything, alien or not is forbidden.
Guess Hatemonger's smart and safe for having a fucked up penis and being gay. Maybe once the Slaaneshi daemonette equivalents appear in the show. They might try to literally kill them through ejaculation.
 
Cute Pie Senpai said:
Guess Hatemonger's smart and safe for having a fucked up penis and being gay. Maybe once the Slaaneshi daemonette equivalents appear in the show. They might try to literally kill them through ejaculation.
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Moral Decay said:
It's weird, shriveled, and he's the only one who is uncircumcised, so his extra long foreskin gets in the way of the extractor. See for yourself:
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I can't remember when, but in one of the last 3-6 episodes of the Friday "Tom and Don" episodes they did a bit where Tom (the uncut Brit) kept harping on about how fucked up it is penises get circumcized by a religious cult, and then Don (the cut American) threw shade about how disgusting raw sausage casings were. Much laughter resulted because only autistic virgins get that worked up about the topic.

I suspect Hatemongers hog is a key part of that ongoing bit.
 
Phillip Green said:
and then Don (the cut American) threw shade about how disgusting raw sausage casings were. Much laughter resulted because only autistic virgins get that worked up about the topic.
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The fact that only autistic virgins get worked up about raw sausage casings says a lot about our society...
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
lol lmao
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People in the comments are still somehow convinced it’s “actually this is making fun of you”.
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Cactuar King said:
Leave it to the speds of tv tropes to miss the point of this joke.
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every day i think it's impossible for such retardation exists, there comes something so retarded it is more retarded than the unironic retards i have encountered in my life

i mean actual mentally retarded people
they were not this fucking retarded
 
I want to see the Space King version of the Adeptus Mechanicus, they are my favourite faction in 40k and the ones that made me somewhat interested on the autism that is the game.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
I want to see the Space King version of the Adeptus Mechanicus, they are my favourite faction in 40k and the ones that made me somewhat interested on the autism that is the game.
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I feel like that’s going to be hard because Mechanicus can be women. Would they just be the cool aunts/ cool uncles who give Psycho Warriors dangerous weapons to the ire of High Command?
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I feel like that’s going to be hard because Mechanicus can be women. Would they just be the cool aunts/ cool uncles who give Psycho Warriors dangerous weapons to the ire of High Command?
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They would be all the boys that never got turned into Psycho Warriors and instead worship the computer the SpaceKing used to tweet slurs and racist statements with and use the knowledge of the computer to repair the tech of the warriors and the AI skeleton thing on the ships.
 
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