Space King - Original Series by Flashgitz

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The Fuck's Going On Here said:
NGL, it would be funny if, to parody the "football hooligan" orkz, they make them scooty frenchmen or something
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>Watching Orkball on the SpaceTV
>Halftime ads come up
>Ork rappers trying to shill their mixtapes
>Unsanctioned Ork on Ork violence (drive-by's, club stabbings, etc.)
>Cheerleaders look like orks with wigs and bolt-ons (probably because they are.)
 
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
>Watching Orkball on the SpaceTV
>Halftime ads come up
>Ork rappers trying to shill their mixtapes
>Unsanctioned Ork on Ork violence (drive-by's, club stabbings, etc.)
>Cheerleaders look like orks with wigs and bolt-ons (probably because they are.)
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Sasmate said:
I wish space king was real you guys….So he could liberate the world of *ahem* aliens and heretics
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But Space King IS real! Hes just lost! Tell me brother, are you lacking in faith that our brave psycho warriors will find Space King? I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
 
Of course! It is a No! No girls allowed! (Maybe I've come across as a shithead on this thread? which I am, BUT as fans females (Hurrrkh!) Are allowed BUT no GIRLS allowed in our SPACE KING fantasy!) SO don't try to input females (Hurrrhk!) in this series..
SPACE KING is ABSOLUTELY REAL and WE JUST NEED TO FIND HIM and NO BOOBIES!
 
Dr. Butt said:
he types like a tranny too
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You can tell, because Space King being a literally something only for men drives the thing insane.

Because trannies believe no means yes. It wants to rape Space King, to take what is sacred and put itself in there, hard, because it has a penis and will never be a woman, but by trying to be a woman it isn’t welcome in either space.

Praise be to Space King.
 
Just watched the pilot episode, this is exactly my kind of humor. Thanks to whoever sponsored this on the front page, I owe you a few drinks now!

Edit: thanks @des Pudels Kern for sponsoring this, had to go dig back in my web history to find out :)
 
mindlessobserver said:
But Space King IS real! Hes just lost! Tell me brother, are you lacking in faith that our brave psycho warriors will find Space King? I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
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I'm imagining Space King venturing beyond the frontier of his action figure realm (where psycho armor literally has a battery door in the back) and finds himself lost in one of those early, pre-Doom FPSes like Wolfenstein 3D, where they hadn't figured out that the challenge should be centered around managing various ammo pools to deal with various enemies' weaknesses, so they just made every level an impossible maze (made worse by technological limitations that restricted them to less than a dozen wall textures, guaranteeing that every hallway looks like every other hallway).
 
I hope it doesn't get super meta and gay.

The "woooooah they're action figures being played with!" thing is a good framing device but once the fourth wall starts breaking down shit starts going downhill fast. Have you ever played with a DM that started fucking with the game and tried to make the real world play a part in it? It's violently homosexual.
 
Am I the only one to notice that, with each passing episode, the PWs basically get further and further away from actually finding Space King? I know the show is not about the gang actually finding him so it's done for gags, but nonetheless:
  1. The Divinity of Space King, which contained a fragment of his soul, is destroyed;
  2. The ancient Brood Mother is killed which might or might not have had a direct psychic link with the SK himself;
  3. Due to woman warrior emergency, the eyepatch PW fails to read the map to SK that he gained from some ancient diety in a (I presume) single-use, one-in-millenia ritual;
  4. The ancient AI that might've had some useful info on SK (no one, including the gang, ever bothered to ask it) is turned insane and hostile.
I think only in the 4th episode they actually get closer to finding the SK because they worked on fixing Rudolph's nose complex so he can now help them sense strong psychic presences (and SK would certainly have one). Also from my understanding, the artifacts are literally just regular items the SK might or might not have interacted with at one point so their recovery doesn't help in any way to actually find SK.
 
MAAAD said:
Also from my understanding, the artifacts are literally just regular items the SK might or might not have interacted with at one point so their recovery doesn't help in any way to actually find SK.
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Would you come back if none of your stuff was here? Imagine you wanted to light a candle and they were like "Sorry bruh, we lost your candle."
 
MAAAD said:
Also from my understanding, the artifacts are literally just regular items the SK might or might not have interacted with at one point so their recovery doesn't help in any way to actually find SK.
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Some of them are more connected to him than others, though. Like one is a golden statue with a fragment of his soul in it and another is just a random fucking candle he used once at some point. It varies.

It's established in episode 2 that they literally just do it to win space king's favor. The more of his shit you have the more attention he'll give you (apparently) when he comes back from the cool shit he's off doing. It has nothing to do with them finding him.

Collecting artifacts is just what they do regularly but if they find something that leads them to space king himself then they're supposed to check it out.
 
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gaysexenjoyer said:
It's established they literally do it just to win space kings favor. The more of his shit you have the more attention he'll give you (apparently) when he comes back from the cool shit he's off doing.
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Which totally won’t be smoking meth and railing alien whores or building a better empire.

My money is on Space King just being Captain Sternn, I’ve said it before but Bryce actually hearing him and because he’s the most like him would be hilarious.

Bonus points if he’s got bits and pieces of all the gang in his personality……… except Hatemonger.
 
Humble Architect said:
Which totally won’t be smoking meth and railing alien whores or building a better empire.

My money is on Space King just being Captain Sternn, I’ve said it before but Bryce actually hearing him and because he’s the most like him would be hilarious.

Bonus points if he’s got bits and pieces of all the gang in his personality……… except Hatemonger.
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Tom and Don have talked about this before, but the most subversive and satisfying thing for them to do is just play it straight and have Space King actually be awesome and cool.

Him being a scumbag that fucks aliens and/or doesn't care about the Psycho Warriors at all would be incredibly lame. That's a rick and morty tier twist.
 
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