Space Station 13 and Its successors communities - Lolcows and milk... In spess

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The length of this thread has soared beyond 60+ pages, and there's still undiscovered lolcows in this community.

This should probably have it's own official public thread in my opinion, probably with some side promo for the kiwi server too so it can get a pop boost and introduce some non-cancerous individuals to SS13.
 
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SuStallone said:
This should probably have it's own official public thread
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The point of proving grounds is to get this ready for presumably Community Watch. How does the OP look right now if you were to cut out some of the WIP sections?
 
FinnTech said:
The point of proving grounds is to get this ready for presumably Community Watch. How does the OP look right now if you were to cut out some of the WIP sections?
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You're right.

Needs more fleshing out for each SS13 villains, especially missing a few SS13 characters too, such as Yithani, Wereboar, and the old roleplay and LRP servers.

@Darkholme's Dungeon - I have a ton of info on the existing cows and many servers due to undiluted oldfag energy. I can sperg them out in the coming weeks to add to the main thread if that helps.
 
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SuStallone said:
You're right.

Needs more fleshing out for each SS13 villains, especially missing a few SS13 characters too, such as Yithani, Wereboar, and the old roleplay and LRP servers.

@Darkholme's Dungeon - I have a ton of info on the existing cows and many servers due to undiluted oldfag energy. I can sperg them out in the coming weeks to add to the main thread if that helps.
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On adding them to the OP.

BTW, Yithani is kinda covered in the BestRP/UT arc. If you have anything on his retarded shit like Aphelion (??) project and the supposed swat/dox of the UT staff please bring it in for luls. I know there's more shenanigans but I can't find hard proof.

Also the world server host... I recall his lolcowness in coding the save system.
Edit: What the fuck happened to Apollo? I recall drama but don't have screenshots.

Some drama, take your pic on what you think should be added to the OP. Or post your own lmao.

Some goon drama back in 2014 ish, run up to the now locked (private/deleted) muh white supremacy complains after orange man got elected:

"admin asked me what is a cuck" - Goon admin complaint
Several locked threads in here you can't access without an account on "precedent"

The 2020 goonstation purity spiral:
https://forum.ss13.co/showthread.php?tid=14005 (Must log in)

Hippie's good ole days (?):
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Baystation being baystation

More baystation retardardation
Mordeth is a pretty prominent bay badmin in the ~2016 era.
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Misc Oldfag Historic Events (Part 1):

Baystation re-voting to add ERP:

The Rise and Fall of Polaris:

Why Did Polaris Split from Bay?

The Truth About Polaris:

The Origin of Cat Boobies:
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Polaris is embracing their destiny - Not Too Itty Bitty Kitty Titties are being added. Not as a joke, this time.:

The Aurora "pussy wagon" controversy:

SS13, Furries, and Functional Communities:
 

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Yeesh and I thought those admins that quit Goonstaiton were already drama queens and assholes years ago before I stopped playing there. And they were replaced by even bigger retards in turn?

I was banned a long ass time ago for the horrible crime of... repeatedly farting on a bible at the start of the round (this gibs you)
 
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SuStallone said:
Baystation re-voting to add ERP:
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Bwahahahaha still too pussy to do it unlike Goon who added it back for like a month.
Spookerton (Bay and Polaris host) nuked their reddit recently.
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BTW, Tajjeet/Persona E was a IPC (maybe traj main) baymin and would get upset if you talked shit about IPCs and also does HRT now on their reddit. I only leave this to the curious as the degree of addiction to the Internet of a 14 year redditor.
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SuStallone said:
MSO elaborates on the depth of his autogynephilia.
"As an adult, there was this, like, medical hope? That I'd get a CT scan one day for some reason and find out I was a women all a long, overlie and all. At 25 I remember getting an xray done for back issues and googling to figure out if ovaries would show up on one."
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MATI time: You haven't the slightest clue about medicine or research if you think you could somehow have both balls and ovaries. Your balls are your 'ovaries'. You feel them every time someone calls you a she. There is not even an iota, not even a miracle's chance that you would have ovaries in addition to testicles. The testes from from the same population during early fetal development, and there's no chance both would form. Only if, through some absurd happenstance, you happened to absorb a female twin while in the womb and only keep its ovaries, would this reality-divorced fantasy come to fruition – but that is never happening. Even better: somehow thinking that it's just the ovaries that make a woman further belies insanity, as if it's the only important part of a thousand differences that one could not even list, much less replace or imitate. You will never, can never, not even theoretically, be a woman. You insane fucking lunatic.
One can even see the typing mistakes he makes because he's too horny for his woman-self to type properly. Reality will never hit him, not mentally anyway.

And for good measure:
@A Bear In The Woods kill yourself tranny
 
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SuStallone said:

MSO elaborates on the depth of his autogynephilia.
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He hasn't been YWNBAW'ed enough, he actually thinks he can get lesbian sex and has been wishing for a Chris Chan unclit. Reality will hit him soon.

He may end up with another hideous tranny, at best.

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He has finally been buck-broken by reality. He must have glimpsed into the void that is his existence, with his blobfish-eyes and immediately turned into a sprint to go through each stage of tranny delulu. Next post will be him proudly declaring that he’s getting a sex reassignment surgery and all that good stuff. All over a fucking spaceman atmospherics game, kek.

The world we live in…
 
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He has finally been buck-broken by reality. He must have glimpsed into the void that is his existence, with his blobfish-eyes and immediately turned into a sprint to go through each stage of tranny delulu. Next post will be him proudly declaring that he’s getting a sex reassignment surgery and all that good stuff. All over a fucking spaceman atmospherics game, kek.

The world we live in…
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Here's me hoping this entire thing is some out-of-season April Fools joke. I'm honestly devastated at the state that MSO left Tgstation in, or in better words; I'm devastated at what his presence has done.
 
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Here's me hoping this entire thing is some out-of-season April Fools joke. I'm honestly devastated at the state that MSO left Tgstation in, or in better words; I'm devastated at what his presence has done.
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I am in love with the constant influx of ss13 themed accounts from this thread.
 
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