Burned Docs Spanish Professions Art

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cahoots said:
It really makes me sad that he was allowed to coast with this bullshit for so long. Like others said, if this type of high school work was worthy of an A, what did the other students get on it? Mary Lee Walsh was a saint.
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It strikes me that she may have been the first person to tell Chris "NO" firmly and without yielding to his bullshit.

Michael Snyder was probably the second.

And that's why they are the witch and the bastard.
 
Ian Brandon Something said:
It strikes me that she may have been the first person to tell Chris "NO" firmly and without yielding to his bullshit.

Michael Snyder was probably the second.

And that's why they are the witch and the bastard.
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I think the English teacher that failed him was the true and honest first person to (indirectly) tell him "NO". Which is why his mom is the English teacher in all his HS depictions now. Instead of being made into a super villian/troll leader in Chris's version of reality, she was simply made into a non-person like in "Nineteen Eighty-Four".
 
Oh geez wonder why he didn't get any awards at graduation for his academic abilities or artistic qualities NOT! This looks so half assed.
 
EleSigma said:
I think the English teacher that failed him was the true and honest first person to (indirectly) tell him "NO". Which is why his mom is the English teacher in all his HS depictions now. Instead of being made into a super villian/troll leader in Chris's version of reality, she was simply made into a non-person like in "Nineteen Eighty-Four".
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Chris is like an autistic Winston without the rebellious sex fling.

Why am I imagining a face cage full of pickles?
 
You know, I worked hard in school, but only got on the honor role maybe two or three times. But my work was a hell of a lot better than Chris's. (It's just that my math and gym grades tended to keep my GPA down, sadly.)

You gotta wonder -- if this was the stuff that got him As -- imagine how bad the assignments that got Ds and Fs were!

mst3kluv said:
What bugs me is that Chris chose markers that bleed through paper. It makes his drawings look like they're possessed by anime spirits.
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Are you sure that's not water damage from the fire?

I'm surprised he didn't do a bullfighter for spain. Although maybe Lego doesn't have one.
 
Mrs Paul said:
You gotta wonder -- if this was the stuff that got him As -- imagine how bad the assignments that got Ds and Fs were! .
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Skyraider mentioned that he's found assignments that Chris didn't even bother to do at all (but actually had the nerve to turn in anyways). Those are the assignments he flat-out failed. D's were probably assignments Chris only partially finished.
 
MysticMisty said:
Skyraider mentioned that he's found assignments that Chris didn't even bother to do at all (but actually had the nerve to turn in anyways). Those are the assignments he flat-out failed. D's were probably assignments Chris only partially finished.
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"Chris, when we say you get points for trying to do your homework, you have to do more than just take it home."
 
This is just sad. The instructions were incredibly basic, and he could just barely follow them. He clearly focused on the unimportant part of the assignment--the awful drawings--at the expense of the language exercise.

Gothicserpent said:
Pretty sure violence doesn't bother Chris THAT much....
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A bit OT, but I started sketching Sandy while looking at this as a reference, and just realized that she seems to have breasts despite the fact that she is supposedly like two weeks old in this scene. :cryblood:

CWCissey said:
I think the more pressing question if we're talking about National Stereotypes is why is the Italian Construction worker actually doing some work? :tomgirl:
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I literally spit up beer on my laptop screen.

Grand Number of Pounds said:
It's been years since I played with Lego, so I can't tell you if there were male and female Lego figures back in the day.
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MysticMisty said:
For the most part I'd say they were whatever you wanted them to be. Sure every now and then you'd get one with eyelashes and lipstick, but otherwise nothing was stopping you from saying your minifigs are chicks.
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Yeah, I was seven when Chris did this assignment, and I was pretty into egos at the time. There were female characters with lipstick and eyelashes and stuff (even in the Lego Magazine, which was a monthly catalog-type thing that I assume Chris used as a reference), but there weren't very many. I can only think of two off the top and my head, and I can't remember what their names were supposed to be.

Da Pickle Monsta said:
In all these leaks, you can practically feel the frustrated passivism of Chris's teachers in their comments.
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They're the original white knights who gave up on Chris. :pickle:
 
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