Speculation thread about Juan But Not Forgotten's true identity

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Nigger you are on your phone live on air right now crying about how you faked your death/kidnapping. Calm down lol

This morning he said they not only took his electronics but also changed the passwords on his social media accounts so he can't access those any more either. How funny would it be if the SBU changed the payment info on his Patreon and Youtube so those payouts and dono's go directly to Azov now? Isn't Youtube's monthly payday today?

If this is true then they could’ve seized any of his other accounts too, including any he had on forums like ours. Especially if he was a phone fag.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I’m Lira Gonzo.
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> "I am Spartacus" meme
> Alpha Legion profile pic
The irony is not lost on me.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

> "I am Spartacus" meme
> Alpha Legion profile pic
The irony is not lost on me.

You're Coach Red Pill

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

You're Coach Red Pill

No you are Coach Red Pill

 

[Knight of the Rope]

I think @Bryan Dunn is actually Coach Red Pill.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

I think the real CoachRedPill was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Someone cranked Lord Krang’s weather machine up to TOTAL CHAOS and this thread was the result.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

What if KF doesn't actually exist and we're all just figments of Coach Red Pill's imagination?

 

[GHTD]

We're all Coach Red Pill....

in our hearts.

 

[Dom Cruise]

No, I'm Spartacus!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What if KF doesn't actually exist and we're all just figments of Coach Red Pill's imagination?

Even the Kiwis that didn't interact with him?

 

[Cats]

Someone cranked Lord Krang’s weather machine up to TOTAL CHAOS and this thread was the result.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He's Coach Red Pill, he's Coach Red Pill, you're Coach Red Pill... I'm Coach Red Pill! Are there any other Coach Red Pills I should know about?!

 

[supremeautismo]

Coach Red Pill, where are you??

 

[AMHOLIO]

They're all just Juan man

....but not forgotten.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

....but not forgotten.

HE'S JUST FOOLED THE KREMLIN, THAT'S ALL!!
HE'LL BE BACK...
one day...

Clearly Coach Red Pill is still alive and the rumors of his demise are fake news… because @Juan But Not Forgotten is still making posts.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Clearly Coach Red Pill is still alive and the rumors of his demise are fake news… because @Juan But Not Forgotten is still making posts.

Or maybe there is internet access in Hell? That would've explained a lot to be honest.