Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

[Haramburger]

he path of exile 2 run.

how in the fuck do you speedrun a game that's in early access, that doesn't even have all its Acts(levels) yet? That's fucking stupid.

 

[The handsome tard]

you're a evil tranny killer just because you don't care about their faggotry

They have been raised and brainwashed to believe that even basic apathy towards them is "violence". Its cult like tactics.

 

[King Of Braves]

how in the fuck do you speedrun a game that's in early access, that doesn't even have all its Acts(levels) yet? That's fucking stupid.

The same way most of these runs get in the show now. Actual good runners of games people like to watch abandoned (or were banned from) GDQ when it was overthrown by troonery. They don't have the content to fill the schedule anymore without giving up slots to low-skill faggots.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

He actually didn't sniff the chair. I hate to disappoint you.

True, but it's funnier to just say he did regardless of that fact.

 

[BlueCandles]

I find many brands of SJW/alphabet folk annoying but I don't make it my entire personality like some people here.

Can we please set up some sort of autoban for anyone who unironically uses the word Folks or Y'all in a sentence?

 

[Barry Williams]

how in the fuck do you speedrun a game that's in early access, that doesn't even have all its Acts(levels) yet? That's fucking stupid.

It's entirely possible these games are just plants from the devs who contribute to GDQ's completely obviously astroturfed donations in exchange for featuring their games on their dwindling-but-still-kinda-high viewership.

Can we please set up some sort of autoban for anyone who unironically uses the word Folks or Y'all in a sentence?

If you want to post either of those words you have to upload an uncensored scan of your state ID proving you are from a location where those words are commonly used, and to demonstrate that you have a T-word (Texas word) pass you get a little cowboy hat icon by your name.

 

[Thiletonomics]

RTA Japan is a good speedrunning event. It's purely japanese and even though you can't understand a lick of what they are saying and they tend to ramble nonstop during some runs to an annoying degree, it's at least free of troon infestation.
Also they have more biological women speedrunning games there than all xGDQs from the last 10 years combined.
And unlike xGDQ, they have a wide selection of games they play through that isn't indie troon slop or just more Dark Souls copycat slop.

You won't be able to understand their explanation during runs, but you can at least see people having fun and you don't need to understand japanese to see that it's all around a good time for everyone.

Is Speedrunning events a thing in China and other East Asian countries? Or would that go against the values of the CCP in the case of China, with their crackdowns on gaming and pretty much anything fun.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Game variety does tend to be an annoying issue to me. At the same time, being a Japanese event makes them infinitely more susceptible to Japan's legal corpo autism, hence why Nintendo walked all over them recently.

As far as I can tell, there hasn't been any injection of corpo stuff or ads. I've mostly just been watching them on youtube and it feels a lot more grassroots than whatever GDQ has become. If you ask me, it's definitely the lesser evil and I'd take corpo over troonery anyway.

Is Speedrunning events a thing in China and other East Asian countries? Or would that go against the values of the CCP in the case of China, with their crackdowns on gaming and pretty much anything fun.

I have never seen a chinese runner on anything. Even looking through the official speedrunning website, a lot of records are mostly dominated by NA, EU and JP with maybe an occasional Taiwanese thrown in there somewhere.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I always swing by for the Metroid run. It's a yearly tradition for me and my friends at this point.

AGDQ's detractors are just as predictable as the event itself. Which is to say, there'll always be alphabet folks there and there will always be terminally online anti-woke neckbeards complaining about them.

I find many brands of SJW/alphabet folk annoying but I don't make it my entire personality like some people here.

bro people just want to watch a game be played fast not look at ugly men in dresses

 

[Random fucking rat]

My favorite part about GDQ will always be how they created an entirely separate event about women in speedrunning (Frame Fatales) and it immediately got infested and taken over by trannies.

I remember one of those “”Women only””” esports meetup pictures going viral on twitter because it was literally all dudes in skirts. The room looked rancid. Twitter poked fun at it for a while. Unfortunately, I cant find the photo.

You weren’t lying about “Frame Fatales” being entirely for crossdressing men. I almost burst out laughing skimming through this video and all of the voices were so deep and manly. How do they even apply for this with a straight face knowing it will only be other men wearing wigs.

“Girl gamer” is pretty much just codespeak for tranny. Just like how you know “Young teenagers involved with armed robbery” pretty much just means niggers.

 

[Crooked 16th]

SGDQ should be even worse it tends to be even more pro trans.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

This is from an AGDQ from quite a while ago:

 

[Senior Frogmin]

I don't know why everyone in this thread is so sentimental about this. It was my impression that most people hated speedrunning events like this cause it was just a bunch of goofs sitting around playing vidya "fast" with nothing coming out of it. Yeah I know troon nonsense infested it but was this ever really good at all?

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I don't know why everyone in this thread is so sentimental about this. It was my impression that most people hated speedrunning events like this cause it was just a bunch of goofs sitting around playing vidya "fast" with nothing coming out of it. Yeah I know troon nonsense infested it but was this ever really good at all?

It's mostly just a comfy feeling that you get, same as if you were just hanging out with some bros, playing games and breaking them open to see how fast you could beat them. Cracking some jokes, sometimes skirting the line of what's appropriate, having some awkward interactions that were normal for introverted geeks. I personally liked watching games that I loved get taken apart and know how it was done. Sometimes I would use speed tech to play other games in new ways. It was really neat to me. Even better when they started doing it for charity. It was like I got to hang out with some friends and play games and doing it for a good cause.

A lot of people just like that comfy feeling that gets taken away when things become bigger, popularized and corpos get involved. Things lose that magic when a small group of friends becomes a massive crowd. Especially when that crowd takes over everything and morphs it into their soapbox.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Holy shit how did I miss this?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k0TYqGxuG1AD32EKPToZ1-Bd6cVaY-eiPnOYsf5PNFc/preview?pru=AAABmsZfQn0*7o0S9ilkkRs52XOe4u0PRg&tab=t.0#heading=h.ctvksst2v042

Troons bury these callouts because they hate being exposed as pedophiles and enablers of pedophilia. There were multiple community happenings posts about Shayy.

Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions'

Nov 20, 2025

Shayy, one of the biggest speedrunners in Undertale/Deltarune, suddenly Deleted Fucking Everything with no explanation. What explanation has been given is vague but heavily implies he did something fucked up.



Discuss in Undertale/Deltarune thread
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Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions'

Nov 20, 2025

Shayy, one of the biggest speedrunners in Undertale/Deltarune, suddenly Deleted Fucking Everything with no explanation. What explanation has been given is vague but heavily implies he did something fucked up.

Update: Shayy turned out to be a groomer.

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[Racist Game & Watch]

You have probably been trolled.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stickless/comments/pyp19p/did_elise_aka_cavewomandcj_disappear_from_the/

Oh fuck I'm a moron

 

[BigPeanut]

That guy in the armor is the unmolested autist in a sea of those gross ogres. Poor lad

Considering that he’s surrounded by that many gross pervert freaks I hope he had armor on his bussy.

 

[Wodanaz]

"fuckin niggers" -werster

Fuck GDQ and trannies but I can't understand the mindset or angle of being against Doctors Without Borders. It's one of the very few noble causes still left in this world. Whatever you may think of the recipients of the endeavour's efforts, the doctors involved in such a program are shining representations of the human spirit. Very nigger-brained to shit on that tbh.

giving aid to terrorists is not noble actually. it's just gullible. or job security.

 

[King Of Braves]

I don't know why everyone in this thread is so sentimental about this. It was my impression that most people hated speedrunning events like this cause it was just a bunch of goofs sitting around playing vidya "fast" with nothing coming out of it. Yeah I know troon nonsense infested it but was this ever really good at all?

The fun was twofold. There used to be good runners actually breaking real records sometimes, and there was cringe to savor once in a while. There was also the spectacle of really technically impressive skips.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Exhibit 3

Correct answer - Déjà vu (a random NES game that no one heard about)

It's also worse, should have delved deeper.

Not only is it an uncommon game, the runner (aptly named 'CECE DOT GAY' DO YOU GET IT) isn't even a Top 10 runner in it, with a "best" time of 14m 10s, nearly a full 3 minutes behind first place puts them in 16th place. Only 34 people have submitted times for the game with a bunch times from 7+ years ago - meaning that "Cece" is basically dogshit at it.

The GDQ run would have placed 29th place, out of 34.

The two trannies on the couch have no recorded times in the game and (I'm not watching this shit) likely have no insights or knowledge to share.

It's a complete waste of a run just to make tranny chasers happy. You literally could grab three people out of the crowd and get almost the same effect.

Speedrunner = addicted to the dopamine rush of setting a PR/WR = dopamine addiction = trooning out
Gooners = addicted to the dopamine rush of cooming = dopamine addiction = trooning out

If you jack off regularly and are into speedrunning.
Stop right now before it's too late.

Trannies typically make terrible speedrunners, but infest speedrunning though the same technical horseshit they normally do.

I'm not a tranny expert, but I can't think of an actually competitive tranny speedrunner (no, not Cosmo either, who was no longer competitive and then transitioned).