Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Didn't see anyone else talking about this, but Super Mario Sunshine speedrunner AverageTrey (AverageTreyVG on YouTube) just made this video where he talks about his struggles with his voice, and how he had a recent procedure to "fix" it. In the video he drops uncensored footage of his surgery (which was also in the original thumbnail) and mentions he was diagnosed with Asperger's at a young age. In a drastic turn at the end of the video, he mentions he is "doing another kind of SR... transitioning from the SR of speedrunning to semen retention" and promises to make more videos dedicated to the topic now that he is seemingly done with speedrunning.


Original uncensored thumbnail:
View attachment 7989448
 
Didn't see anyone else talking about this, but Super Mario Sunshine speedrunner AverageTrey (AverageTreyVG on YouTube) just made this video where he talks about his struggles with his voice, and how he had a recent procedure to "fix" it. In the video he drops uncensored footage of his surgery (which was also in the original thumbnail) and mentions he was diagnosed with Asperger's at a young age. In a drastic turn at the end of the video, he mentions he is "doing another kind of SR... transitioning from the SR of speedrunning to semen retention" and promises to make more videos dedicated to the topic now that he is seemingly done with speedrunning.
That sudden switch was fucking hilarious, really. Of course half of the comments on the video are all like "omg semen retention is psuedoscience don't go into the manosphere and become a right-winger" as if that's actually a thing that happens. I subscribed to him because of his Sunshine videos (one of the few speedrun-related creators I can stand watching) but I'll give his new SR obsession video a watch, I guess. This is definitely a better hard turn than the kinds of hard turns people who speedrun usually go into.
 
That sudden switch was fucking hilarious, really. Of course half of the comments on the video are all like "omg semen retention is psuedoscience don't go into the manosphere and become a right-winger" as if that's actually a thing that happens. I subscribed to him because of his Sunshine videos (one of the few speedrun-related creators I can stand watching) but I'll give his new SR obsession video a watch, I guess. This is definitely a better hard turn than the kinds of hard turns people who speedrun usually go into.
I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea he had Asperger's after watching his edited videos for years. Then he mentioned it, and in the same video, played uncensored surgery footage (which is whatever, but just a strange thing to do) and then started talking about semen retention; it all finally clicked. I was driving when I was watching the video and I genuinely was laughing so hard when he started talking about edging.

Edit: I think I fucked up the attachment on the previous post somehow and now I'm not allowed to edit it, whoops
 

Attachments

  • old_thumbnail.png
    old_thumbnail.png
    748.7 KB · Views: 184
Last edited:
This nigga seriously spent like 4 years of his life perfecting a time in some shitty mario game and only got a time in the top 100.

Kill yourself, no seriously - kill yourself.
i get your point, but there are correct ways of doing autistic levels of speedrunning also

compare shift, dark viper who play 24/7 the exact same game and suicide bait about how their life sucks because they simply MUST play a single spongebob or gta 24/7 to make a living (they SHOULD get spammed the ltg meme)

but if people just really like a game or how it is to run it, even if they spam it or whatever, as long as they're not a faggot about it and do other things in their life, and don't simmer in impotent rage, it just becomes something like a long term hobby personal achievement

personally i'd also stress people WERE happy with top 1000/100 etc depending on population, the people that have "you either first or last nigga" become shift
 
Really? A pedophile? In the Undertale fandom?
"Them" all in on him being a nonce.
You are both correct. It was so obvious, even backwards illiterate tribes who don't know 2+2=4, know that trannies are pedophiles.
It seems that Willyjwillyj and other people spilled the beans on Shayy. (archive.ph link)

View attachment 8193725

(I do not know how to archive Google Docs links because i am a huge retard, and the doc is formatted in a way where regular archiving doesn't get everything, so if anyone could help out with that, i'd appreciate it.)

TL;DR: Troon Speedrunner Youtuber turned out to be a pedo and a sex pest, millions are shocked.
 
Thought i'd supply an archive on Bonesaw577 talking about his experience at SGDQ 2017 since it's now been deleted from his channel. The staff basically treated him like shit cause he had the audacity to have too much fun with Owen Wilson jokes in his run the year prior.

 
Thought i'd supply an archive on Bonesaw577 talking about his experience at SGDQ 2017 since it's now been deleted from his channel. The staff basically treated him like shit cause he had the audacity to have too much fun with Owen Wilson jokes in his run the year prior.

View attachment 8206858
He wanted to get unbanned so badly that he became a gay prostitute to appease the staff. Looking back through /v/ archives I can only find this tweet supposedly talking about him having an OF account but turns out he's such a faggot that he locked his account and moved to Bluesky. I can't find any archives of the post but to showcase the true danger of becoming a speedrunner I attach this picture.
1763977611926.png
 
Back
Top Bottom