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Toilet seats vendor said:
He wanted to get unbanned so badly that he became a gay prostitute to appease the staff. Looking back through /v/ archives I can only find this tweet supposedly talking about him having an OF account but turns out he's such a faggot that he locked his account and moved to Bluesky. I can't find any archives of the post but to showcase the true danger of becoming a speedrunner I attach this picture.
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Dude is fruitier than a bloody slot machine, good grief
 
Can one of you speedrunning spergs tell me if any of these runs/runners may be potentially worth watching, or are we bringing out another year of Z-Tier runners?
 
King Of Braves said:
Can one of you speedrunning spergs tell me if any of these runs/runners may be potentially worth watching, or are we bringing out another year of Z-Tier runners?
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GlitchCat7 and Argick stand out to me as "names that I recognize from a long time ago and I don't know why the fuck they are still participating in this dog and pony show". GlitchCat does Super Mario NES/SNES runs I believe, and Argick does Sonic games. I personally find Argick to have an incredibly annoying personality but he seems to be fairly well liked overall. Kirbymastah is also doing a run of something, and I remember him being fine to watch as well.

That's as far as it gets with runners. There are some other people who are doing couch commentary that I recognize. Spikevegeta showed up to collect a paycheck I guess. Tomatoangus is also there, whom I only remember as being someone who kowtowed to changing his name from "tomatoanus" because it wasn't kosher or whatever. Dan Salvato, who has no screenname, is also on the schedule (he's the designer of Doki Doki Lit Club, and FrankerFaceZ). Skybilz is around reading donations, and since I saw her name on the schedule I checked and yes her annoying libtard husband authorblues is also there. I recognize Mr_Shasta on the schedule, he does Kirby games and is also insufferable along with his hugbox community of pronoun faggots. Lizstar (tranny) is there.

I see a lot of names on the schedule that have some variation of female-coded words like "miss" and "vixen" and "lady" and even straight up female names. I'm not checking any of the profiles, but I am just going to assume every single one of them is a man, and I will accept my gold star in advance for getting 100% of the guesses correct.

By and large the schedule looks to be filled up predominately with new blood as much of the old guard from the speedrunning community bounced for one reason or another.

Runnerguy is also in attendance as a couch commentator. He's the guy who was dressed up as Link 10 years ago doing the Ocarina of Time run that was interrupted by the crazy bitch who spent the entire marathon knitting a scarf and then waited until his run to hijack the show and cry about her dead/dying family member.
 
Do people actually watch this still? I still laugh at the fact the all-female GDQ was like 90% troons.
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Man vs persistent rats said:

First time I've seen him on facecam. Of course he's a troon.
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He got 'oxed already, I came here to joke about this being his suicide note because how else is someone supposed to interpret that title from a tranny.
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SodaDog said:
Even Redditors have tranny fatigue now
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That tranny janny was so funny i had to look more into him

thanks to @Avenue for help

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Imagine having 3 neopets accounts as a 35 year old man.
Imagine making a fresh account when you troon out.

Here is a video of him doing greenscreen for some college project under his other name "Kinkoblast"



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Charles, you will NEVER be a woman. You are a 35 year old man pretending to be a woman while being a janny for a speedrun subreddit and writing splatoon fanfics.

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Tanner Glass said:
Yes I firmly recall the ~10 year period in 1930s Germany where "Jew Rights" was shouted constantly by everyone, everywhere and companies were tripping over themselves to hire and put Jews in their marketing.
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also the Jews somehow gaining new, never before seen rights within 10 years
 
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