Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

AGDQ/SGDQ used to be so fucking cool, I would actually sit down and watch the vods because the runners were passionate about their games and explained things in an enjoyable way.
Now its all trannies and the runners that aren't trannies are constantly under threat of being banned for saying the wrong thing.

Absolutely disgusting
 
It had some good moments once. I remember enjoying Mike Tyson's punch-out blindfolded back in 2016, and they had some great Tetris segments too at some point.
Tried to watch AGDQ on my second monitor this time around. Low energy, cringy participants/speedrunners and not the good kind. And donations was a parade of virtue signaling. I lasted an hour, it was absolutely miserable.
 
BussyBusta said:
Fuck GDQ and trannies but I can't understand the mindset or angle of being against Doctors Without Borders. It's one of the very few noble causes still left in this world. Whatever you may think of the recipients of the endeavour's efforts, the doctors involved in such a program are shining representations of the human spirit. Very nigger-brained to shit on that tbh.
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Search and rescue in the Mediterranean
[...]"Since 2015, Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) search-and-rescue teams have rescued and assisted more than 80,000 vulnerable people along the deadly stretch of water between Libya and Italy—one of the few remaining routes to Europe as governments across the continent have closed their borders."

They aid in the invasion of Europe. Fuck them.
 
The good news is that most of these people are non-reproductives so they'll all be gone in 40-60 years or fuck it up by fucking/grooming kids somehow. This always happens with these freaks. They destroy everything around them including themselves.

I'll buy/pirate a game made by a tranny if it's good, not too pozzed, and super cheap, but that's where the relationship ends.

Ask any of the normal AGDQ people indirectly if they hang out with troons outside of anything professional and you'll be met with 300 million excuses from some of them.

Even liberal women will never fuck them, but will never say it directly to their face.

I'll tolerate the tranny at work because I have no choice, but I can make up billions of excuses as to why we can't hang out after work without offending him until he gives up and stops talking to me.

Money can't buy you friends.
 
Dainty's Inferno said:
Search and rescue in the Mediterranean
[...]"Since 2015, Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) search-and-rescue teams have rescued and assisted more than 80,000 vulnerable people along the deadly stretch of water between Libya and Italy—one of the few remaining routes to Europe as governments across the continent have closed their borders."

They aid in the invasion of Europe. Fuck them.
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Eh. The ideology behind the institution is literally to medically save lives no matter the context. It is a pure and noble goal within the context of medicine as vocation. That the world is shit and doing good, from a human perspective, can be a bad thing ideologically, is not the fault of the individual doctor. I don't begrudge priests going into prisons to try and save the souls of the most abominable humans either.
 
MOD EDIT: This is a hoax, he was present at AGDQ 2026 and isn't trans.

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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Time for the yearly rewatch of Bonesaw's Jak and Daxter run from back when you could still get some entertainment out of this trash fire. As much as it's a warning of things to come given the way the staff reacted to what's ultimately a completely inoffensive run it was still the best run of 2016 and remains funny to this day.
 
This AGDQ goes down as the worst in my opinion, way more tranny donation messages than usual on top of awful runs and inability to stay on schedule. Every year it feels more and more cultish, really this whole event is just one big degenerate party for the incredibly cliquey organizers.

At least we still have ESA.
 
BussyBusta said:
Eh. The ideology behind the institution is literally to medically save lives no matter the context. It is a pure and noble goal within the context of medicine as vocation. That the world is shit and doing good, from a human perspective, can be a bad thing ideologically, is not the fault of the individual doctor. I don't begrudge priests going into prisons to try and save the souls of the most abominable humans either.
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Had they treated them and then sent them back to Africa I wouldn't have a problem with them. But they don't. So fuck MSF.
 
Racist Game & Watch said:
I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.
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Wow wtf I didn't know about this at all. How do you go from looking like a biker dude or someone who likes to tool around in his Dukes of Hazzard muscle car to a fucking loony troon? Sissy Hypno in autist communities is worse than crack cocaine in black neighbourhoods
 
AGDQ and SGDQ have always been a hotbed for troon activity, gone are the days of Werster saying nigger during his fire red run which was kino as fuck by the way.
 
I sure do love events full of dudes wearing woman face and getting endless ass pats and claps for their fetishes and mental illnesses.
I didn't watch GDQs for the funny and educative commentary on the games that were played and the skill in which they were played. I watched because I enjoyed hearing every other donation come in with "trans rights" attached and seeing the whole room clap like seals and fellate themselves each time the host says it out loud. I watched because they encouraged people to donate not because it was helping a good cause, but so that they can hear "trans rights" being said for the upteenth time during a run and so that viewers can watch some ugly trainwreck retard with thinning dyed hair give some vomit inducing speech about being your truest self before they start their run.

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I don't watch GDQs anymore. Not since they started banning some of my favorite runners and I started to see the signs of the woke hive mind virus creeping in. It just also got super boring with them running the same identical set of games each fucking year. I get tired of seeing some flavor of Dark Souls every fucking time as well as seeing the same faces. I switched to ESA but now they've started just copying GDQ and becoming an EU branch of that shithole. While they aren't as bad as GDQ, it's only a matter of time.
Now I mostly just watch RPG Limit Break and lament how far GDQ has fallen. Even if you're doing something for charity, I'm less inclined to donate if I know you're just wearing the skin of a charity so that you can have a week long echo chamber festival and conveniently shield yourself from criticism by saying what you're doing is for charity.

I'll just donate directly to charity instead of going through GDQ, thanks. I get to donate to a good cause and I don't have to hear some 3 chinned faggot creep with lipstick on say trans rights every time I do pitch in money.
 
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