Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

[Toilet seats vendor]

As for John, he gave up on his speedrunning ambitions immediately after his other time was beat, not even attempting to put up a better time. I think he still bragged occasionally about being the best Peach speedrunner in the world for a while, despite the stupidity of such a statement, but I don't think he brings it up anymore.

You forgot to mention that he ran the game at Frost Fatales 2023, the winter edition of GDQ's "all-women-and-femmes" (funny how they make the separation) speedrunning event.

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In fact, I'm pretty he went through of all of this just so that he could submit a run there.

I do like RPG Limit Break. *snip* I dunno, maybe RPG speedrunners are just less likely to be narcissists.

I don't know if narcissistic is the best term to describe them but it's certainly weird to host an hour long trauma dump session during your event's finale

(Yes they wore face masks in the summer of 2023)

As for specific RPG speedrunners, Keizaron was one of if not the biggest smug asshole involved with GDQ who mostly ran RPG games. Funnily enough he also had a run of Pokémon Emerald that went overestimate, except that time it was in the middle event so runs had to be canceled so as to not ruin the schedule entirely. Now that I think about it, the only reason why they agreed to showcase Pokémon Emerald this year was because it was the finale, so even if things would (predictably) go sideways, it wouldn't be such a disaster for the remainder of the event. I mean, there's a reason why this screenshot exists:

He also had the audacity to tweet this after Lovare released her acussations against the ESA staff...
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...while he had a court case due to allegations of domestic abuse (he got cleared but that's not the point)

So yeah, there isn't really such a thing as a well-adjusted speedrunner; some are just more delusional and think they can be a respectable public figure/a voice of reason when their relevancy revolves around playing a GBA game for so long that they've memorized every stage.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

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Notice at 1:45 when another troon appears out of nowhere and starts digging out her ass though her pants.

It's the cherry on top of this shitcake.

GDQ is a fractal offshoot of the macro nerd space. The truly socially awkward and autistic got screwed over so hard by trannyism.

In my mind, GDQ was supposed to be cis-male social rejects (AKA nerds) getting together, enjoying classic video games with beer and cheetos, and just shooting the shit in an informal setting. Then troons and the few cis-women that exists invaded it, sanitized it, politicized it, and corporatized it. It has never been the same since.

remove the indian element and replace it with a fed and this is literally how the tranny ending of that guilty gear game that came out a while back played out that retconned a character into a tranny. GDQ troons fully supported it by the way.

My point is jeet and reddit/twitter troon overlap in mentality needs to be studied.

Bridget has always been male and if anyone disagrees, they have bad media literacy. Even if they're the game developers (arcsys).

I don't know if narcissistic is the best term to describe them but it's certainly weird to host an hour long trauma dump session during your event's finale

AGDQ?

More like All Trauma Dumps Done By Multiple Kennys From South Park

Seriously, if you want me to listen to your struggles, the least you can do is take off your mask so I can fuckin hear you.

 

[GameratePTSD]

In my mind, GDQ was supposed to be cis-male social rejects (AKA nerds) getting together, enjoying classic video games with beer and cheetos, and just shooting the shit in an informal setting. Then troons and the few cis-women that exists invaded it, sanitized it, politicized it, and corporatized it. It has never been the same since.

I wish Rwhitegoose doubled down and just set up a normal speedrunning project like this. Social rejects need a place to call home.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I wish Rwhitegoose doubled down and just set up a normal speedrunning project like this. Social rejects need a place to call home.

And the same thing would happen again without the corporate sponsorship. The type of men who want to replay the same game every day for hours and think they can become women are almost identical.

 

[jdflag]

My favorite part about GDQ will always be how they created an entirely separate event about women in speedrunning (Frame Fatales) and it immediately got infested and taken over by trannies.

Out of curiosity I checked out their site and youtube playlist, and I am a bit confused why this negro with a beard is being featured in a woman only event???

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I wish Rwhitegoose doubled down and just set up a normal speedrunning project like this. Social rejects need a place to call home.

And then after it gets a little bit popular, only a matter of time til a few females enter the space, politely ask for inclusion "I promise I'll stay in my corner and mind my own business" and then once they're in and established, they'll gatekeep and kick out the problematic OGs.

Then the troon cycle begins.

Out of curiosity I checked out their site and youtube playlist, and I am a bit confused why this negro with a beard is being featured in a woman only event???

"she/they"

you even tryin bro?

 

[Karl Lobst]

Out of curiosity I checked out their site and youtube playlist, and I am a bit confused why this negro with a beard is being featured in a woman only event???

The bearded woman is a classic freak show attraction.

 

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I used to have AGDQ vids play on a second screen for a few years, but now it's borderline unwatchable. It's all a gamble on what combination of things makes it insufferable to sit through:

• God awful in-jokes they keep spouting
• The audience constantly yelling something obnoxious
• The runner having the worst commentary known to man
• The donation reader blabbering non-stop
• The donations themselves being repetitive or saying something stupid every ten seconds
• Anyone with a mic trying to be quirky like doing a baby voice or singing

One of the best AGDQ speedruns I remember was for Hotline Miami 1. The runner asked for the audio to be boosted saying it was too quiet, then walked into a room that makes a massive, speaker destroying explosion before saying "You can turn the volume back down, now."

Now we just have runs that can either be unaffected or improved in quality of it was just the game audio with no commentary. Not even chat is fun anymore since they restrict it to subscribers-only. On top of that, it's over-moderated to the point you can't post a sleeping emote during a boring segment without getting timed out.

These days, there are runs that are above and beyond others that match previous years in quality, but there are so few of them now and the ones that aren't that quality are really, really bad now. There's none that are "mediocre but watchable." It's either one of the six runs where the runner has the most immaculate commentary in existence or else it's one of the other 200 runs that would violate the Geneva convention if you played it to torture somebody.

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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I know this is late but that's a troll. He was actually on the stream this year. He has a beard and is a bit fatter now, but he's not trans.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Fuck GDQ and trannies but I can't understand the mindset or angle of being against Doctors Without Borders. It's one of the very few noble causes still left in this world. Whatever you may think of the recipients of the endeavour's efforts, the doctors involved in such a program are shining representations of the human spirit. Very nigger-brained to shit on that tbh.

I had family members who used to work for MSF, but today I'd recommend you rob anyone you see collecting money for them and donating what they've collected to the nearest homeless shelter.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I think the people that run the events are secret chuds that keep pushing the tranny rights every 15 seconds to cause fatigue in the masses.

You're underestimating peoples ability to just be stupid and annoying on their own.

Even Redditors have tranny fatigue now
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"We get it 99.999 of female gamers are trans"

No they aren't, and this erasure makes me mati.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I had family members who used to work for MSF, but today I'd recommend you rob anyone you see collecting money for them and donating what they've collected to the nearest homeless shelter.

any particular reason, or are they just shitty? i've always seen them as shitty illegal immigrant smuglers for like a decade but it'd be interesting to find out of it that's still the case or if it's worse!

 

[Hannibalistique]

any particular reason, or are they just shitty? i've always seen them as shitty illegal immigrant smuglers for like a decade but it'd be interesting to find out of it that's still the case or if it's worse!

I'm not going to powerlevel, but they certainly haven't gotten better (and seem to be completely ideologically captured).

 

[Echo_Ender]

It's to the point that even normies I know who watch it started saying stuff like "Everyone constantly goes on about trans stuff instead of actually talking about the game" and "The chat and the audience keep spamming and yelling weird stuff that isn't funny"

I had one friend actually say "If they've got so much "Trans Pride", then why do they let people who look so bad represent them at these events? I mean... look at them!"

 

[General Zoider]

I think we just need to rename the show to TDGQ which is Troons Doing Games Quick. Because the original function of cool people doing games quick is no longer the focus of the show, and it's all identity driven.

 

[Fats McGee]

t's to the point that even normies I know who watch it started saying stuff like "Everyone constantly goes on about trans stuff instead of actually talking about the game"

There was a let's play on youtube that got popular a while back, a guy who genuinely knew nothing about minecraft and he was trying to beat the game entirely without a guide. I had it on for background noise a couple nights in a row, really enjoying it, and then he gets a TTS donation that says "Can you say trans rights?" completely out of the blue. He then proceeded to say it like 5 times, sounding like he had a gun to his head. I'm not afraid to powerlevel and say I just turned off the video and never went back to any other episodes. I'm so sick of the faggots I have 0 tranny tolerance, to the point where I know I'm being irrational. It was a 3 second clip out of a 60 hour lets play, but my fatigue is so high it doesn't matter.

I also did that with a Tom Hanks movie about him being a grumpy, suicidal old man. Half way through the movie a troon suddenly appears and tells Tom how his wife was his teacher and accepted his transition, making Tom proud enough of his dead wife presumably not to kill himself. I don't know, because I didn't finish the movie.

 

[Charcoal234]

There was a let's play on youtube that got popular a while back, a guy who genuinely knew nothing about minecraft and he was trying to beat the game entirely without a guide. I had it on for background noise a couple nights in a row, really enjoying it, and then he gets a TTS donation that says "Can you say trans rights?" completely out of the blue. He then proceeded to say it like 5 times, sounding like he had a gun to his head. I'm not afraid to powerlevel and say I just turned off the video and never went back to any other episodes. I'm so sick of the faggots I have 0 tranny tolerance, to the point where I know I'm being irrational. It was a 3 second clip out of a 60 hour lets play, but my fatigue is so high it doesn't matter.

I also did that with a Tom Hanks movie about him being a grumpy, suicidal old man. Half way through the movie a troon suddenly appears and tells Tom how his wife was his teacher and accepted his transition, making Tom proud enough of his dead wife presumably not to kill himself. I don't know, because I didn't finish the movie.

You don't understand! If xhey don't haphazardly insert xhemseslves into everything xhey will LITERALLY develop intense suicidal ideation and then kill xhemselves.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

You don't understand! If xhey don't haphazardly insert xhemseslves into everything xhey will LITERALLY develop intense suicidal ideation and then kill xhemselves.

Good.
I'm tired of these disgusting, fat troons infecting everything I love like super AIDS and destroying everything they touch. I'm tired of their unfunny jokes. I'm tired of them displaying and wearing their mental illnesses like it's supposed to be a matter of pride because they just have to let everyone know how quirky and not like the others they are. I'm tired of them demanding that everyone and everything capitulate to them or they'll throw tantrums that would put a toddler to shame. I'm tired of them wearing my sex like a fucking costume so that they can get a free pass to do literally anything including preying on actual women. Makes me fucking MATI.

 

[BiggestKai]

The runner asked for the audio to be boosted saying it was too quiet, then walked into a room that makes a massive, speaker destroying explosion before saying "You can turn the volume back down, now."

 

[dick brain]

I used to have AGDQ vids play on a second screen for a few years, but now it's borderline unwatchable. It's all a gamble on what combination of things makes it insufferable to sit through:

• God awful in-jokes they keep spouting
• The audience constantly yelling something obnoxious
• The runner having the worst commentary known to man
• The donation reader blabbering non-stop
• The donations themselves being repetitive or saying something stupid every ten seconds
• Anyone with a mic trying to be quirky like doing a baby voice or singing

One of the best AGDQ speedruns I remember was for Hotline Miami 1. The runner asked for the audio to be boosted saying it was too quiet, then walked into a room that makes a massive, speaker destroying explosion before saying "You can turn the volume back down, now."

Now we just have runs that can either be unaffected or improved in quality of it was just the game audio with no commentary. Not even chat is fun anymore since they restrict it to subscribers-only. On top of that, it's over-moderated to the point you can't post a sleeping emote during a boring segment without getting timed out.

These days, there are runs that are above and beyond others that match previous years in quality, but there are so few of them now and the ones that aren't that quality are really, really bad now. There's none that are "mediocre but watchable." It's either one of the six runs where the runner has the most immaculate commentary in existence or else it's one of the other 200 runs that would violate the Geneva convention if you played it to torture somebody.


I know this is late but that's a troll. He was actually on the stream this year. He has a beard and is a bit fatter now, but he's not trans.

I have fond memories of just leaving it on a monitor basically 24/7 in the early years. The Frosion dance, Naegleria popoffs, Trihex chinputs, Cosmo telling Mirrored to shut the fuck up, Werster being an edgelord, Carcinogen being an edgelord. Blueglass. That guy who wanted to speedrun some niche game and they didn't approve it so he submitted a Sim City speedrun and then went AFK and booted up another console did the other speedrun anyway. Cody Miller shitting the bed and then goatrope and Mr Monopoly redemptions. Even as recent as the Elder Scrolls franchise marathon where they spent five minutes trolling the audience by going back to the same dungeon and acting like it was a different place each time. Watching Skyrim and OOT get progressively more broken every year. And probably a million little things I've forgotten now. I don't know when exactly it became unwatchable but it's bittersweet.

I think people forget that until pretty recently it was not normal to play videogames past childhood, and in the early years AGDQ sort of had this vibe of like, "Yeah we know we're all losers and failures but maybe even people like us can do something good for society." It didn't pretend to be anything grand or glamorous, it was basically just losers from /v/ trying to do something useful for once, and a lot of the humor and good vibes were self-aware in that regard. Now a decade plus later, being a manchild has been normalized, e-celebrity is coveted, and it's all posturing and pageantry. It attracts people who want to be in the spotlight rather than people doing it for the love of the game, to the point that the speedrunning is practically an afterthought. Everybody thinks that playing a videogame on a stage in front of a webcam makes them the next Shroud or Ninja or XQC or whatever, they forget that being talented and/or entertaining is what got those retards on stages in the first place. Men pretending to be women, pretending to be gamers pretending to be athletes. Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I think people forget that until pretty recently it was not normal to play videogames past childhood,

People also forget that girls and women used to make fun of and socially ostracize boys/young men who play video games.

Oh but now that video games are popular now and a bigger industry than Hollywood, females want to feel included in video game spaces?

Fuck off cunts, apologize for the sins of your past sisters first.