Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[Super Collie]

There were a couple, its just that only one was allowed to actually play a game.

Skybilz was the only runner at AGDQ I think.

fftopic: She's a great streamer by the way. Earlier this afternoon she won a Super Mario Bros 3 race in the ongoing tournament and advanced to the quarterfinals.

 

[GraniteRode]

There were a couple, its just that only one was allowed to actually play a game.

Can confirm that there were multiple girls at the event as I'm friends with a few that went. GDQ put the trannies up front though.

Edited to clarify that there were some actual females on staff helping with the practice room, as well.

Also, does anyone have any information on a rumor I've heard floating about? There was supposedly some controversy over one game where a tranny was accepted for a game over the WR holder despite the accepted person being like 8th or 10th on the leaderboard? I mean, it's GDQ so I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

 

[GraniteRode]

Proto found another marathon to shit up.



He isn't the only tranny, Hex is also one as well. Meanwhile, pidge is, as far as I'm aware, an actual girl. Chat will be rich.

 

[FP 208]

Also, does anyone have any information on a rumor I've heard floating about? There was supposedly some controversy over one game where a tranny was accepted for a game over the WR holder despite the accepted person being like 8th or 10th on the leaderboard? I mean, it's GDQ so I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

Orcastraw, a MTF speedrunner submitted at "the last moment" a Zelda:BOTW speedrun and AGDQ accepted it even though the rest of the community refused to submit an entry saying "the speedrun wasn't mature enough yet to be the best it can be shown off" and people think Orcastraw got accepted despite being way down on the leaderboard because of tranny hijinx

there are some reddit shortlived discussions of this like https://www.reddit.com/r/AGDQ/comments/6ncau6/legend_of_zelda_breath_of_the_wild_speedrun_why/

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Actual women at AGDQ? Like women with vaginas and stuff

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Proto found another marathon to shit up.

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He isn't the only tranny, Hex is also one as well. Meanwhile, pidge is, as far as I'm aware, an actual girl. Chat will be rich.

Pidge is a girl who swears like a sailor and knows how to do actual funny commentary. She’s basically the polar opposite of a GDQ runner so the chat’s reactions going from her to proto are going to be amazing.

 

[Boss Bass]

Pidge is a girl who swears like a sailor and knows how to do actual funny commentary. She’s basically the polar opposite of a GDQ runner so the chat’s reactions going from her to proto are going to be amazing.

Strong recommendation for Pidge's youtube channel, her Mario RPG runs are great, as well as her random one off runs. Really funny during races and one-off categories as well.

PMG just commentated a Megaman relay and did a pretty good job. Very knowledgable, but unfortunately wouldn't let any other commentator get a word in edgewise. If that were their floor instead of their ceiling, I'd be pretty honestly.

 

[GraniteRode]

Thanks for the info with pidge. The only things I know of her are in passing from other people, much appreciated. Will have to look into her stuff.

Orcastraw, a MTF speedrunner submitted at "the last moment" a Zelda:BOTW speedrun and AGDQ accepted it even though the rest of the community refused to submit an entry saying "the speedrun wasn't mature enough yet to be the best it can be shown off" and people think Orcastraw got accepted despite being way down on the leaderboard because of tranny hijinx

there are some reddit shortlived discussions of this like https://www.reddit.com/r/AGDQ/comments/6ncau6/legend_of_zelda_breath_of_the_wild_speedrun_why/

I knew about the incident with Orcastraw, that was quite the entertaining shit show. I was more referring to that I had heard about, specifically, AGDQ2018 having this issue of a trans runner being picked over a WR holder with there being like a 5 - 10 minute difference in time? Didn't know if anyone else knew anything about it or not or if it was simply fruitless gossip. Hoping that this happened to show blatant "trandering" (tranny pandering). Not that it hasn't been obvious enough as it is.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

Skybilz was the only runner at AGDQ I think.

fftopic: She's a great streamer by the way. Earlier this afternoon she won a Super Mario Bros 3 race in the ongoing tournament and advanced to the quarterfinals.

The girl who did Dark Souls III is a natal female as well. https://www.twitch.tv/sayvitv

 

[0 0]

Apparently during AGDQ this year, it became a sort of meme to reference "dilating" all the time whenever a transsexual player as on stream (which there was an excessive of amount of), referring to it as "DIAL 8." So much that standard users were very confused and asked what it meant.

Unfortunately the posts on the Reddit for AGDQ got taken down. Supposedly transsexual users started by posting in the threads outright lying through saying that you don't have to dilate after sexual reassignment surgery, and then they reneged to "we don't dilate all day," just...most of the time. Sadly all the remains is a /v/ thread commenting on it.

 

[Super Collie]

Apparently during AGDQ this year, it became a sort of meme to reference "dilating" all the time whenever a transsexual player as on stream (which there was an excessive of amount of), referring to it as "DIAL 8." So much that standard users were very confused and asked what it meant.

Unfortunately the posts on the Reddit for AGDQ got taken down. Supposedly transsexual users started by posting in the threads outright lying through saying that you don't have to dilate after sexual reassignment surgery, and then they reneged to "we don't dilate all day," just...most of the time. Sadly all the remains is a /v/ thread commenting on it.

Someone got the donation reader to say "dial 8" during the Burnout run if I remember correctly.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

Yeah IIRC there's a couple webms of dial8 donations around. Hilarious.

 

[GraniteRode]

GDQ:

>family friendly
>constant dilation jokes

Pick one, you cuntflaps. Last I checked, I didn't think dilation jokes were family friendly.

Edited to just point out that we all know none of the trannies and troons at the GDQs are having bottom surgery so the only thing they are gonna dilate is their ass. Fun thought.

 

[GraniteRode]

https://www.twitch.tv/gamesfinished

This is going on right now, they are helping SideKicks Foundation.

Schedule is here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wEM3byodDFQ0q3WD3sefTD7B5bpVARD5ZlYChSwszac/edit#gid=0

Proto's there in the flesh, literally about to start running Mega Man 8 and Mega Man 5. I wish I had found this sooner, honestly. Seems like a good event except for, well, Proto.

 

[Truant]

Behold, Miles.

Spoiler: large

Edit: Oh, I'm late? Shucks.

 

[whatever I feel like]

You're as late as his period.

 

[Super Collie]

Didn't he used to run Super Monkey Ball? There's a testicles joke in there somewhere but it's too goddamned early in the morning for my brain to be working 100%.

 

[PLB]

I guess he lost the Balls required to play!

It's ok I'll see myself out.

 

[whatever I feel like]

He replaced the monkey balls with horse steroids.

 

[Shark]

A known Battle for Bikini Bottom speedrunner named SHiFT, underwent doxing that occurred on himself and his mod(s). The outcome of this led to a sub-only chat that lasted for quite a while. To this day, he is still trying to get Twitch to do something.

SHiFT’s constant reactions are what keeps most people coming back. He loves to get the winning remark/comeback on those dang dirty trolls. But the one thing that truly sets him off, “kids game, spongebob game.” It’s quite interesting.

*He’s also dating one of his twitch mods*