Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[Least Concern]

That like to dislike ratio is abysmal.

Comments are open, but there are zero visible. I'm guessing they deleted all of the ones that weren't PC, and that's what they were left with.

 

[Tanner Glass]

That like to dislike ratio is abysmal.

There's someone on that guestlist who uses "xe/xem" as pronouns, presumably unironically. When has anyone ever used "xe/xem" pronouns and had anything (intentionally) funny or insightful to say? Not ever once.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

That like to dislike ratio is abysmal.

Ugh. I'm glad I missed it. To cleanse the palette, here's my favorite speedrun VOD from the past year:

 

[katy lied]

There's someone on that guestlist who uses "xe/xem" as pronouns, presumably unironically. When has anyone ever used "xe/xem" pronouns and had anything (intentionally) funny or insightful to say? Not ever once.

I know. I legit had a "ugh xe xem???" reaction out loud. How unhinged and entitled do you hafta be to use that bullshit for real?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Ugh. I'm glad I missed it. To cleanse the palette, here's my favorite speedrun VOD from the past year:

Its funny because its true.

 

[byuu]

Speedrunner reaches new levels of autism previously thought to be impossible

 

[The Fatriarchy]

How sad do you have to be to create a speedrun category like this? Especially because of the modified installer and other shit that would be illegal in a real speedrun of any kind.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

GDQ again went out of its way to please feminists by creating a whole event for women.

http://archive.is/4BCqQ

Of course this is GDQ, so you have to imagine massive fucking airquotes whenever the word women comes up. It might become a bit of a clusterfuck, with the usual suspects on twitter accusing GDQ of being misogynists (for not instead enforcing the main event to be at least 50% female) and the reddit thread had to be locked for wrongthink. GDQ lolcow Protomagicalgirl also used this as an excuse to make his exit from speedrunning to focus on podcasting, though I'm sure he'll return when he starts craving attention.

 

[Xerxes IX]

GDQ again went out of its way to please feminists by creating a whole event for women.
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http://archive.li/4BCqQ

Of course this is GDQ, so you have to imagine massive fucking airquotes whenever the word women comes up. It might become a bit of a clusterfuck, with the usual suspects on twitter accusing GDQ of being misogynists (for not instead enforcing the main event to be at least 50% female) and the reddit thread had to be locked for wrongthink. GDQ lolcow Protomagicalgirl also used this as an excuse to make his exit from speedrunning to focus on podcasting, though I'm sure he'll return when he starts craving attention.

More than likely this is another jerk off troons event, validating them by putting them in a women only event.

 

[Doctor Doom]

Watch this be like other women-only video game events, where the troons outperform all the real women.

 

[SJ 485]

Watch this be like other women-only video game events, where the troons outperform all the real women.

Being that it's GDQ-affiliated, there likely won't be any real women.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

Being that it's GDQ-affiliated, there likely won't be any real women.

It's a well known fact that women don't play video games or go on the internet.

 

[rabo]

The mascot is a furry too.
Just sayin'

 

[A shitty ass clover]

we're gonna have proto on this?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

we're gonna have proto on this?

Nope.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/protom...ummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/post-4583785

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Nope.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/protom...ummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/post-4583785

thank god.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Nope.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/protom...ummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/post-4583785

It will still be 100% trannies, though.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

It will still be 100% trannies, though.

Oh, obviously.

 

[moocow]

where the troons outperform all the real women

They'll certainly outnumber them.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I believe that a fifty fifty split would be for the best. This new event and a winter equivalent for female identifiers, A/SGDQ for male identifiers.