Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Sigh, about five years ago I thought that speedrunners were the cows of the future, but now they're just boring.
Probably because most people that aren't actually runners themselves or genuinely invested into these games ended up losing interest. GDQ, and speedrunning as a whole, basically ended up becoming a social clique where it no longer mattered how good you were at your game but rather which people you knew, which is a pretty big departure from how it used to be considering most speedrunners were autistic nerds (endearing) back in high school and used the hobby as a way to have fun and socialize with people like themselves without having to worry about all the nonsense that normally comes along with social groups. Pretty much everyone is in agreeance that Protomagicalgirl (who seemingly went into DFE mode) was basically the one who killed speedrunning for good. I met (or rather, saw and desperately attempted to avoid) him at a Nando's at a GDQ many years ago. Seemed like nobody actually likes him but stuck around for social status.

Everyone I know personally (myself included) has just stopped attending. I still speedrun myself and keep up with the communities for a couple games but the hobby as a whole isn't what it used to be. ESA could have changed things for the better but constantly being swamped in controversies (especially when half of the community is trans now) is not a great look, and it's a very American hobby anyways, making it largely inaccessible to the biggest audience.
 
Not many speedrunners do things worthy of their own thread, it’s all kind of the same shit. There’s still a few oldhead autists around but the attention is generally on far-left political activists and content creator zoomers. At some point the overall community took a turn and I’m not sure when it happened.
 
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Anyone rememeber and creator on youtube that made videos about speedruners being salty all the time? I could've sworn it was something like Salt Mines or Salt Streams or something?

Edit: He would focus on more obscure speedrunners. One of them was a CS player that nuked his streaming career by yelling Nigger into his mic like 100 times before breaking his keyboard.

Edit edit: I goofed again. He did one video regarding speedrunners that would rage. Every other video would be about mostly obscure streamers with massive anger issues when losing. One guy he covered would constantly be breaking his keyboard and it looked like he was living in his parent's basement.

Another person he covered was a guy that looked like he lived in a basement and would constantly spit on his face cam. Anyway, I'm off to the vidya forum. Pretty sure he got nuked, because the person first mentioned lost his shit and nuked his twitch stream by screaming nigger over and over. Can't even find that person through Google searches.
Was it gladJonas? He had a series called Salt in Speedrunning, but I think he deleted the videos. You can try and find re-uploads like here.
 
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Following from my post in Things Troons Have Ruined
(Sorry for quoting a months old post)
In a fit of soon crushed nostalgia, I thought I'd have a look at what the latest GDQ runs were like, only to be met with this shit:

It's honest to goodness at least three-quarters troon.
I'm currently looking through the runners list to tally up the actual ratio of women to men in this lady speedrunning event, but I'm going to need another couple vodka tonics before I can get through it. Just debating whether I should post it here or the GDQ thread.​
Of the 57 runners (with links) on their summer 2024 schedule, at least 23 are troons.
Frames Fatales.jpg
I'll err on the side of "just an ugly broad" if I don't know for sure
Runner​
True & Honest Woman?​
Avatar (for troons only)​
Real Life (for troons only)​
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
threepup.png
N/A​
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
iconocats avi.jpg
iconocats real.PNG
✔​
-​
-​
✔​
-​
-​
✔​
-​
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✔​
-​
-​
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
EtK avi.jpg
EtK real.png
✖​
ggg.png
N/A​
✖​
bagelcat avi.png
N/A​

(or just the most unfortunate looking anorexic woman alive)​
AAWG avi.jpg
AAWG real.jpg
✖​
CC avi.png
N/A​
Might actually be female,
but the AGP smirk throws me​
CO avi.jpg
CO real.jpg
✖​
SM avi.jpg
SM real.jpg
✖​
CCdg avi.jpg
ccdg real.png
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
AtHG avi.png
AtHG real.png
✔​
-​
-​
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
N/A​
LE.jpg
✔​
-​
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✔​
-​
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✔​
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actually not a fucking clue with this one​
jeri avi.PNG
jeri real.png
✖​
N/A​
owo real.png
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
S avi.jpg
S real.jpg
✖​
N/A​
N/A​
✔​
-​
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✔​
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yet another ???
could just be a fat jewess​
dk avi.jpg
dk real.jpg
✔​
-​
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✔​
-​
-​
✖​
a8b avi.png
a8b real.PNG
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
N/A​
N/A​
I think this one is a chipmunk who was granted a wish to become human​
corvi avi.jpg
corvi real.PNG
✔​
-​
-​
✖​
beam avi.jpg
N/A​
✖​
Nao avi.png
nao real.png
✖​
VA.png
N/A​
✖​
N/A​
N/A​
✔​
-​
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✔​
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-​
✖​
CJ avi.png
cj real.png
✖​
N/A​
QP.PNG
✔​
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✔​
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✔​
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✔​
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✔​
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✔​
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✖​
N/A​
N/A​
One last "unsure"​
cloud avi.jpg
cloud real.jpg
✔​
-​
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(My trans-dar is out of whack, so if I've got any of the runners wrong, please let me know)
 
Of the 57 runners (with links) on their summer 2024 schedule, at least 23 are troons.
Frames Fatales.jpg
I'm betting they had a mask rule put in so that people wouldn't ridicule them for being trannies and hid it behind "COVID-19 awareness", so they killed 2 birds with one stone....not like they didn't say anything about not looking like a pretenious whore though. You can tell a troon just from what they're wearing.
 
(My trans-dar is out of whack, so if I've got any of the runners wrong, please let me know)
Some ammendments I wish I could make after (literally) more sober viewing:
  • AliceAtWonderlandGames - Switching to True & Honest Woman
  • Jerikandra - Locking in tranny
  • ClockworkOphelia - True & Honest Woman (despite the tranime avatar)
  • Some general cringery I missed
    • 1.PNG
    • 2.PNG
  • Lastly the overwhelming dislike ratio on the obvious tranny videos
    • 3.PNG4.PNG5.PNG6.PNG7.PNG8.PNG9.PNG
 
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