Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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If AGDQ actually wanted to promote women in speedrunning, they'd get some chads to speedrun. Promote Chads in speedrunning, and the women will come.

Witness the female thirst of Henry Caville doing something mundane like building a pc. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCs-N1Eh2Z5/

Instead we get trannies. Imagine you're a female gamer. Would you feel encouraged to join AGDQ knowing that there's a bunch of men wearing dresses waiting for you?
Wirtual and zoast show up all the time.
 
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You forgot the link gaynigger. I was going to tell you to kill yourself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/tphsl9/how_do_you_deal_with_losing_a_record_if_you_know/

Speedrunning isn't this guy's only problem.

He's also a sexflag-fag who doesn't identify as either gender.

Metroid Dread almost caused him to kill himself because it was so hard.

And he was unhappy because he lost internet points because he had the wrong fire emblem opinion.

The only question is will he kill himself first or troon out first (and then 41% himself)
 
If AGDQ actually wanted to promote women in speedrunning, they'd get some chads to speedrun. Promote Chads in speedrunning, and the women will come.

Witness the female thirst of Henry Caville doing something mundane like building a pc. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCs-N1Eh2Z5/

Instead we get trannies. Imagine you're a female gamer. Would you feel encouraged to join AGDQ knowing that there's a bunch of men wearing dresses waiting for you?
Meanwhile, despite all the pandering that GDQ does for "women," some people still think they aren't doing enough.
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https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/1520616227168677888 / https://archive.ph/RVIQO
 
Meanwhile, despite all the pandering that GDQ does for "women," some people still think they aren't doing enough.
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https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/1520616227168677888 / https://archive.ph/RVIQO
Without checking I'm willing to bet that the actual number is at most 5.

So I looked at some list of "women" speedrunners that got posted to Twitter. Many instead listed "non-men" and counted everyone who doesn't have pronouns in his bio, I'm gonna disregard those.

Your first "woman" is:
DemonChildElise
a vtuber tranny with an obvious male voice
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The second "woman" is:
Vynn / Vynnada
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I'm leaning towards actual woman on this one, but the dataset is small and the voice does sound a bit masculine.

The third "woman" is:
SaberaMesia

The fourth "woman" is:
Lizstar
who identifies as a female goblin
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The fifth "woman" is:
RUBIEHART
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The sixth "woman" is:
starsmiley
I recall this name as being a tranny and the voice sounds masculine, but I'm not finding any proof right now.


The seventh "woman" is:
Nukkuler
t6.jpg

A real biologically female Instagram thot it seems.

The eigth "woman" is:
shovda
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The ninth "woman" is
Shoujo
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The tenth "woman" is
FlannelKat
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ليمن الله برحمته علينا
 
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So I looked at some list of "women" speedrunners that got posted to Twitter. Many instead listed "non-men" and counted everyone who doesn't have pronouns in his bio, I'm gonna disregard those.

Your first "woman" is:
DemonChildElise
a vtuber tranny with an obvious male voice
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The second "woman" is:
Vynn / Vynnada
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I'm leaning towards actual woman on this one, but the dataset is small and the voice does sound a bit masculine.

The third "woman" is:
SaberaMesia

The fourth "woman" is:
Lizstar
who identifies as a female goblin
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The fifth "woman" is:
RUBIEHART
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The sixth "woman" is:
starsmiley
I recall this name as being a tranny and the voice sounds masculine, but I'm not finding any proof right now.


The seventh "woman" is:
Nukkuler
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A real biologically female Instagram thot it seems.

The eigth "woman" is:
shovda
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The ninth "woman" is
Shoujo
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The tenth "woman" is
FlannelKat
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ليمن الله برحمته علينا
>not enough "womxn" after this fucking post
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 
So I looked at some list of "women" speedrunners that got posted to Twitter. Many instead listed "non-men" and counted everyone who doesn't have pronouns in his bio, I'm gonna disregard those.

Your first "woman" is:
DemonChildElise
a vtuber tranny with an obvious male voice
View attachment 3237044

The second "woman" is:
Vynn / Vynnada
View attachment 3237068
I'm leaning towards actual woman on this one, but the dataset is small and the voice does sound a bit masculine.

The third "woman" is:
SaberaMesia

The fourth "woman" is:
Lizstar
who identifies as a female goblin
View attachment 3237129View attachment 3237134

The fifth "woman" is:
RUBIEHART
View attachment 3237148

The sixth "woman" is:
starsmiley
I recall this name as being a tranny and the voice sounds masculine, but I'm not finding any proof right now.


The seventh "woman" is:
Nukkuler
View attachment 3237155

A real biologically female Instagram thot it seems.

The eigth "woman" is:
shovda
View attachment 3237159

The ninth "woman" is
Shoujo
View attachment 3237170
View attachment 3237171

The tenth "woman" is
FlannelKat
View attachment 3237174


ليمن الله برحمته علينا
Scroll back far enough and I did a "woman analysis" of a GDQ two or three years ago. It included like two real women and maybe eight trannies.
 
If MTFs don't count towards diversity targets, then surely non-binary smol beans like Amber Cyprian do count as women?
 
Why do all these diversity promoters keep forgetting that equal representation isn't gonna work when only 1% of your community is female? And when you add to that that the people you want at GDQ have to be actually some of the better ones (the women just don't really end up at the top of the boards, sadly), and be able to travel to the location (excluding basically anyone outside of the US), and be somewhat entertaining (a stretch for a majority of those that haven't been banned for being too funny), I'm honestly surprised they managed to get even 10 women on (by birth or otherwise).

I'd be all for more women at the event, but it's just not a hobby many pick up, so instead of yelling "mUh RePrEsEnAtIon" on Twitter, these idiots should get women they know into the scene (after they get to know women, of course).
 
Being entertaining isn't strictly necessary, that is the couch's job. Another factor is the ~community~ aspect where the in-group for a game basically gets to choose among themselves what category will be run and who will be running it. Also, have they announced whether AGDQ will be in person this year?
 
Why do all these diversity promoters keep forgetting that equal representation isn't gonna work when only 1% of your community is female? And when you add to that that the people you want at GDQ have to be actually some of the better ones (the women just don't really end up at the top of the boards, sadly), and be able to travel to the location (excluding basically anyone outside of the US), and be somewhat entertaining (a stretch for a majority of those that haven't been banned for being too funny), I'm honestly surprised they managed to get even 10 women on (by birth or otherwise).

I'd be all for more women at the event, but it's just not a hobby many pick up, so instead of yelling "mUh RePrEsEnAtIon" on Twitter, these idiots should get women they know into the scene (after they get to know women, of course).
There is a 0% chance that more women get into speedrunning, primarily because non-speedrunning livestreaming is thousands of times easier and more lucrative.

Speedrunning is a very small community and very few people make "decent" livings by doing it, with very few historical exemptions. An actual female has a myriad of better options by doing virtually anything else.
 
There is a 0% chance that more women get into speedrunning, primarily because non-speedrunning livestreaming is thousands of times easier and more lucrative.
To be fair, I don't think male speedrunners get into it for the money either. It's just a hobby which requires a certain degree of autism to do well, and that sort of autism is just far more prevalent in men than in women. It's also why you see fewer women in model railroad clubs or doing high-level electrical engineering. There's no reason why women can't do just as well as men in these sorts of things, but they tend not to have the chemical imbalances in their brains that would cause them to find it interesting enough to invest a lot of time into in the first place.
 
There's no reason why women can't do just as well as men in these sorts of things, but they tend not to have the chemical imbalances in their brains that would cause them to find it interesting enough to invest a lot of time into in the first place.
I love to try and get the fastest time I can get in Mario Kart but I'm not going to study each and every aspect of the courses to compete on a high level.
 
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