Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[D.Va]

Are we really witnessing the birth of a speedrun rat king where the ultimate prize is screen time on a downhill biannual charity show?

 

[Ravelord]

Are we really witnessing the birth of a speedrun rat king where the ultimate prize is screen time on a downhill biannual charity show?

Nah, if GDQ goes full troon, the runners will probably stop going or submitting their runs. And I don't think there are enough troon runners to cover a 3-5 day marathon.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah, that's a dude or whatever. Protomagicalgirl was originally pinned for just one run this year (Tetris: The Grandmaster) but I had no idea she was part of the event staff this year. Her "interview" with Johncarls after Azure Striker Gunvolt was absolutely atrocious. She has a terrible camera presence. During the pre-game show she was outclassed by Spikevegeta, Feasel, and Golden -- Golden being the person with the best hosting persona. Twitch chat hates her, and it's probably 50/50 between just being transphobic assholes and Protomagicalgirl genuinely being bad on camera.

Really not looking forward to a fucking week of her.

Meet an arsehole and you've met an arsehole. Meet arseholes all day and it's probably you.

He could make up for looking like a hideous freak if he had a great personality, but, no, he's probably autistic as well.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

For added laughs, the guy who fucked his best friend's wife at a past GDQ is going to run Banjo-Kazooie in a few hours. It'll be a constant battle between autists on /v/ and reddit trying to sneak in some cuckholding jokes and the comment screeners trying to filter them out.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

That emote ban has blown up on r/livestreamfail, 2800 comments and going

https://www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...bans_dansgamings_dansexy_emote_for_promoting/

From the comments, Proto was trying to get danTriggered banned too
danTriggered:

BCWarrior:

Proto's twitter is now protected

And Trump salt

 

[Super Collie]

She wants to ban "danTriggered" solely because its shortcut is "Triggered" and nothing more. There's nothing to get offended about over a cartoon fish making a goofy face. I hope this blows up in her face and GDQ realizes it's not worth staffing troons -- because of her behavior I'm not donating this year, and I've donated twice a year since 2013.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I used to like GDQ cause they raised money for cancer and other good charities and sparked my interest in speedrunning and all that.

To see them now and how they act and behave and treat there own runners with such loath and strictness makes me fucking mad.
This used to be a fun event for raising money, now its just a shit show where no one can be themselves and the people running can ban you out of any notion under the sun

I hope less and less people speedrun next year, maybe they will get the message, maybe not.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

The artist who drew the emote doesn't like that people want it censored

Destiny is offended because this ban discriminates against bearded ladies

 

[Super Collie]

By the way, the "BCWarrior" emote that Proto is also trying to get banned is "Breast Cancer Warrior", a global Twitch emote that was created for cancer awareness. But no, to her it's just some guy in a pink wig and that's twansphobic.

edit: At this rate I think ProtoMagicalGirl could use a thread of her own.

 

[Picaninnyfreeze]

Reminder both gdq charities are shit.

Pcf - simply a money making scheme. Gets away with it by printing awareness fliers. And that's all they do. Gdq is their main source of income. They are interchangeable.

Msf/dwb - biggest expense is shipping migrants into Europe

 

[MysticMisty]

Nah, if GDQ goes full troon, the runners will probably stop going or submitting their runs. And I don't think there are enough troon runners to cover a 3-5 day marathon.

Probably more would come out of the woodwork to do mediocre runs of the Mother trilogy and Undertale. And still take in plenty of views from Tumblr.

 

[D.Va]

https://twitter.com/srlmilk had their badge "hole punched", whatever that means. Final warning? 1 year ban? Who knows.

He was the one talking nonstop during the JSRF run and apparently he said something racist.

 

[P.A]

Reminder both gdq charities are shit.

Pcf - simply a money making scheme. Gets away with it by printing awareness fliers. And that's all they do. Gdq is their main source of income. They are interchangeable.

Msf/dwb - biggest expense is shipping migrants into Europe

What about NAMI, seeing how they've sponsored RPG Limit Break for a while now?

 

[LucasSomething]

Twitch chat always used Trihard face to be racist but you don't see black people (or Proto) whining about it do you? This troon really needs to get of his high horse.

 

[RJ MacReady]

She wants to ban "danTriggered" solely because its shortcut is "Triggered" and nothing more. There's nothing to get offended about over a cartoon fish making a goofy face. I hope this blows up in her face and GDQ realizes it's not worth staffing troons -- because of her behavior I'm not donating this year, and I've donated twice a year since 2013.

I haven't seen him on camera or the mic since this started to boil over and I'm sure that's not a coincidence. They might be encouraging him to stay off since he's such an incontinent wreck.

Twitch chat always used Trihard face to be racist but you don't see black people (or Proto) whining about it do you? This troon really needs to get of his high horse.

Trihex actually intervened to stop Twitch from removing it once upon a time.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

https://twitter.com/srlmilk had their badge "hole punched", whatever that means. Final warning? 1 year ban? Who knows.

He was the one talking nonstop during the JSRF run and apparently he said something racist.

Rumor is he was kicked cause he didn't talk about the game enough, so they are using the racism flag to kick him. He tweeted out the "racist" thing they claim he said.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I love how they insisted on making a scene of that "hole punching" instead of taking it somewhere else. Definitely not power tripping.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

I can't tell what is real anymore, these people are who the GDQ leaders pander too and its killing their event.

 

[Mimic]

Why is it always the non-binary antifa crew that cries about everything? I saw this earlier as well.

 

[Dane]

tbh I give it 2-3 years before GDQ becomes so bloated and overrun with trannies that it starts tearing itself apart with troondrama