Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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>when you want to use a charity event to get more followers but end up losing half your followers instead

If this is not some weird bug it's pretty hilarious.

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D.Va said:
That's Twitch, not Twitter.
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My bad.
 
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GDQ has gotten worse and worse each year. Normally donate but haven't done so for the past two years because the guys hosting are the most joyless twats ever. I think during fallout or skyrim or whatever when that one dude talked about his ugly sad man-girlfriend transitioning for virtue signaling was the final nail in the coffin.
 
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MysticMisty said:
That's pretty ironic given that the early days of the show feature the male antagonist crossdressing all the time. Oh wait, I forgot. When it's shit they like it's just proof that x is really trans.
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That banned episode with James in the inflatable boob-suit gave me the most complicated need to speed run Mario 64.
 
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Lou Wrong said:
Because they cannot function as normal adults.
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Yep. If it weren't for the make-up, dress, and wig this guy would be just another sperge--deprived of all positive attention (or any attention at all, probably). It's no wonder there's so many of these degenerates in the speedrunning community, given that being skilled in it almost REQUIRES you to be a weapons-grade autist. Trans-ing out instantly gives you access to an obsessively supportive community, free money, and the power to force others to bend to your will in order to avoid accusations of bigotry--which the media will be more than happy to signal boost so that THEY can avoid accusations of bigotry.
 
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Got around to read the rules of GDQ

https://gamesdonequick.com/rules

Harassment Policy
Games Done Quick events have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy in regards to harassment of all kinds, including but not limited to:
  • Unwanted physical attention.
  • Inappropriate physical touching.
  • Physical assault.
  • Battery.
  • Stalking.
  • Intimidation or Bullying.
  • Bathroom Policing. Which I guess is telling who can use what bathroom, rule just for the troons
  • Harassing photography or recording.
  • General disruption of the event.
Any of these acts in relation to, but not limited to qualify as harassment:
  • Race
  • National origin or descent.
  • Gender
  • Gender Identity
  • Gender presentation. More rules just for the troons
  • Sexual orientation.
  • Age
  • Body size or type
  • Disability
  • Religious affiliation.
  • Citizenship
  • Pregnancy.
Accepted behavior and appearance while on camera in the audience.
  • Anyone in attendance is not allowed to have full masks and or body suits. Your identity must be easily discerned and your face visible. Self advertisement such as holding up social media information, business cards, or other self serving objects is not allowed on camera. Signs and or artwork as long as they are marathon appropriate are acceptable, however blocking the camera with these objects, or yourself, is not. In general, the audience camera is not a "YOU" camera, treat it as such.
They were seen telling a disable man to put away a picture of a dog on stream this year in between runs.

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Just a quick heads up, the video of the disabled guy getting wheeled away was from AGDQ 2017 earlier this year, not the current marathon going on now. On his tablet he has a photo of "FrankerZ", an emote from Twitch chat. Before anyone asks, no, FrankerZ is not associated with anything racist or sexist or whatever. It's usage is similar to Kappa, for things silly and sarcastic. I guess they kicked him out on principle, but they sure as shit picked a hell of a bad target to make an example out of.

Also neat of them to say "you can bring signs as long as they don't block anything", which is pretty much what'll happen the minute you wave it around. I've seen a couple of people hold up signs live, one of them was "Happy Anniversary", the other was "Hi Dad". Not sure if the people who appeared on camera were kicked out or had their badge hole-punched though. They walked right up to the audience camera to hold them up, which is probably a no-no.

(I'm not at SGDQ by the way, just a fan of speedrunning and watching in my free time.)
 
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