Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[ducktales4gameboy]

(Not mine)

this explains why there's a dog ending shirt this year on yetee

 

[BlueSpark]

Content from the Sam and Tolki subreddit:

Transgendered person wants AGDQ to be run mostly by trans women by 2020:

The Sam and Tolki thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/7pcl53/awesome_games_pozzed_quick/

Comments from that thread:

Spoiler: Thread comments

Proto Magical Girl spergs out about people on reddit and their "conspiracy theories":

The Sam and Tolki thread for this only has a couple of comments, so not worth linking.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

There was also this earlier. I didn't post it because as far as I know that guy is a nobody and not connected to GDQ, but it seems relevant now (and it's pretty funny).

I mean, every demography has its tards but people like this seem to get very rarely called out by their peers so it reflects negatively on everyone.

 

[X68000]

The types of trannys that would speedrun are not the types of trannys that would tell these retards that they're fucking everything up and everyone hates them.

 

[BlueSpark]

PMG conducts the most awkward interview in human history:

 

[Xerxes IX]

Transgendered person wants AGDQ to be run mostly by trans women by 2020:

They'll also be changing GDQ from Games Done Quick to Girl Dick Queers.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

PMG conducts the most awkward interview in human history:

I feel bad for the dude, he answered to the best of his ability with these stupid fucking questions.

 

[Koochiching]

I enjoy watching speedruns but the community can be garbage. Autogynephile Games Done Quick (aka Autists, Girls w/ Dicks, and Queers) starting off rocky with the whole subscription chat thing does not portend well. Hearing about toxic personalities like ProtoMagicalMan helps matters little.

View count is down, runner lineup is underwhelming, still no TASBot, even the couch commentators look bored out of their goddamn minds. What a shitshow.

People are blindly praising the inclusion of loads of mediocre troon runners as an advance for representation. I say it's a setback. What would be a greater slight on the trans community than forcing them to be associated with inept runners? If I were trans, I sure as hell wouldn't look up to Cosmo's later "career," Proto's petty drama-whoring, and Orcastraw's self-centred machinations. Including these useless wet rags in such a major event, at the exclusion of much better runners, just because they dilate their front-holes, in the name of fostering trans representation is incredibly myopic.

Fuck, man. Why can't people just have fun without having to deal with dilator bullshit?

 

[Henry Wyatt]

I feel bad for both the trannies and the community

the trannies need to deal with chat sperging

and the community needs to deal with the tranny drama

Dialation speedrun when?

 

[ZehnBoat]

People are blindly praising the inclusion of loads of mediocre troon runners as an advance for representation.

lemme guess, the same people praising the diversity are the ones that don't donate or watch?

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

lemme guess, the same people praising the diversity are the ones that don't donate or watch?

To be fair, donating to this "be my bestie, feel my testies" shit tier charity is criminal anyways.

 

[Junx]

PMG conducts the most awkward interview in human history:

I have an inkling of a feeling that the speedrunner wasn't amused being introduced as PMC's friend.

 

[Flareon]

"You been practicing? Nice that's a good thing to do before your speedruns"
Lmao... what?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Minor cow crossover: The Spoony One, an ex-TGWTG guy who did a video series on Ultima, was pissed that someone sniped the bid war to name the protagonist after him in the Ultima VI speedrun:

 

[whatever I feel like]

Sorry you didn't get your free advertising, buddy.

 

[Pop-Tart]

Honestly at this point the best thing to do is to not even acknowledge the drama and the shit show. Because that is all this is and all the trannies want. They want to stir shit/make pity, and the people that sub to GDQ to just shitpost some nothing statement ("GRRRRR GDQ A DUMB AND PROTOMAGICAL """GRLL""" A DUMB!") and get nuked are enabling in so many ways. I have no doubt PMG or one of his friends regularly checks his thread to see the shit being stirred.

TLDR

Edit:
Go watch NASA or ESA or any of the other starting groups. They may not be as large or have the production value but they at least try to have fun.

When NASA was doing their recent Halloween stream the streamer was shit posting with chat about candy corn saying it was "Cum flavored wax" and saying anyone who liked it had shit taste in a fun shitposty manor. You will never see anything that genuine or fun at GDQ anymore.

 

[Manah]

PMG conducts the most awkward interview in human history:

The whole 'random bow in hair because girls do that, right?' with zero understanding of style is possibly one of the most offensive things I've seen in this thread.

 

[Stephen Micek]

The whole 'random bow in hair because girls do that, right?' with zero understanding of style is possibly one of the most offensive things I've seen in this thread.

Gay autistic trannies have weaboo fashion sense? Didn't see that one coming

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Minor cow crossover: The Spoony One, an ex-TGWTG guy who did a video series on Ultima, was pissed that someone sniped the bid war to name the protagonist after him in the Ultima VI speedrun:

This was super funny because it wasn't just a snipe. Spoony was ahead by ~800$ and someone donated 800+ dollars just to bring the second place contestant to even with him.

If anyone wants some genuine entertainment out of this marathon check out the Athena and Deadly Towers runs from the bad games block last night. No troon bullshit, just pure :autism: when you realize they actually play those godawful, unplayably bad games so often that they can rattle off every significant number at a moment's notice. The DT run in particular is deeply in Poe's law territory and if SNL were to ever satirize speedrunning in general I'd expect it to look very similar.

 

[0 0]

Please tell me this is a joke.

Yes, I know it's not a joke, I just want to want somebody to tell me this isn't real.

Zero effort falsetto, garbage narration, playing a game that requires no technical skill, and spends a segment of their commentary talking about pronouns. Why is this not a joke?