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Hate to double post, but what's everyone's thought on Mockingbird #8? I won't spoil it though!

(I previously posted this in the Social Justice Warriors thread)

Ok - so I read that last issue of Mockingbird (thank you internet scanlations pages for saving me from wasting money on that garbage), and it's even worse than I heard.

1) Phantom Rider confronts Bobbi on a ship with a crowd of her friends cosplaying as Marvel heroes. They try to stop him by acting like they have the actual powers of the characters they are dressed as. I almost went blind from cringing so hard.

2) It was one of those "nerd cruises", so geek troubadours "Paul & Storm" were there. Jesus, the writer is trying so hard to prove her geek cred. No one cares, Cain.

3) Phantom Rider calls up dead pirates to help him, and they refuse because they're feminists. Seriously. Pirates were so well-known for their work toward feminist causes, right?

4) Bobbi claims she wasn't raped by Rider, and that it was Hawkeye merely gaslighting himself to avoid admitting that Bobbi cheated. DA FUQ? Which means that she was letting Clint believe in this delusion, and contributing to the gaslighting. Plus, having read the whole WCA series, there was no way that the whole West Coast Avengers team got gaslighted into believing it too. This also means that she let Phantom Rider fall to his death for no justifiable reason. This is one of THE STUPIDEST retcons in the history of comics, ever. Feminists have such an irrational aversion to rape, that they will try to pretend that it doesn't happen, and any form of media that dares to address it is akin to rape itself. So any excuse to erase it, no matter how moronic, is justified in their minds.

Speaking as someone who was raped himself, I prefer not to stick my fingers in my ears and go LALALALALA! every time the subject is brought up. I could understand if Bobbi's rape was done for shock value, was done in a disrespectful way, or handled idiotically. But this wasn't the case. Her rape was only alluded to -not shown- and Bobbi was given full agency and respect throughout. This was just someone saying "RAPE IS BAD! I FIX NOW!"

5) Bobbi is thrown overboard by Rider, and she gets saved by a group of mer-corgis. Yes, you read that right- half corgi, half fish. This book deserved to get canned months ago, and Chelsea Cain should never be allowed within 20 feet of a comic book again.
 
Can't wait for all those Comic Readers are Over articles in the coming days.

Perhaps video games can survive without the 'gamer' identity.

Comics do not have the benefit of being able to alienate the core audience, just look at Marvel. There's plenty of comic book shops tweets lamenting how they can't give Marvel books away at the moment, yet they've see an increase in DC sales by a huge margin.
 
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http://badnovelist.com/the-curious-case-of-chelsea-cain/
http://badnovelist.com/the-curious-case-of-chelsea-cain-part-2-narrative-trumps-facts/

Chelsea Cain said:
Let me be clear: I did not leave Twitter because I was trolled; I was trolled because I said I was going to leave Twitter.

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Edit: Your welcome for who all picked up the Flintstones on my recommendation.

My copy of issue #4 came in the mail today and I was laughing through the whole thing.

Anyway, Appabend does a good job on the subject of Marvel's SJW pandering this year, their annoying SJW workers, the Comic Alliance's crap and SJW whining and demands.
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My copy of issue #4 came in the mail today and I was laughing through the whole thing.

Anyway, Appabend does a good job on the subject of Marvel's SJW pandering this year, their annoying SJW workers, the Comic Alliance's crap and SJW whining and demands.

I've heard good things about The Flintstones. It takes it's cues from Mad Men instead of The Honeymooners like the cartoon did, and tackles issues like class differences and gay marriage pretty well. Plus Fred Flintstone is my new hot daddy.

As for Appabend, I subscribed after his great video calling out Louise Mensch for her re/tarded attempt to call an anime about college girls "child porn". Last time I checked, people 18 and over aren't "children". Since there's no sex or nudity, it's not quite "porn" either.
 
My copy of issue #4 came in the mail today and I was laughing through the whole thing.

Anyway, Appabend does a good job on the subject of Marvel's SJW pandering this year, their annoying SJW workers, the Comic Alliance's crap and SJW whining and demands.
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That video mentions the ten in the top fifty that Marvel got. And the funny thing is, I think 8 of the Top 50 marvel titles from September are Star Wars related.[/video]
 
I may drop Jem until this new artist leaves because her art work is just horrible. The anatomy is so bad and the art in general is very lazy. Also the new character introduced in this issue already annoys me. It's sad since I was really looking forward to seeing Raya and The Stingers appear in the comics for a long time.
 
Honestly, I thought that issue was a mis-step. It all seemed to be one joke, and ended with the dubious revelation that there's no need for a symbol of love and commitment so long as people love and are committed to each other.
There the subplot about most of the animal tools wanting to revolt and a brief look into why some of them agreed to be tools and pets. I also enjoyed the retreat host's attempts to calm things down between the couples, the mob and then his own hypocrisy. I'm interested in issue six and how they will handle Gazoo.

I may drop Jem until this new artist leaves because her art work is just horrible. The anatomy is so bad and the art in general is very lazy. Also the new character introduced in this issue already annoys me. It's sad since I was really looking forward to seeing Raya and The Stingers appear in the comics for a long time.
Rob Liefeld is a better than this woman. I honestly had to rush over and email the comic, telling them to please get rid of the artist. Hopefully, the Misfits spin-off series will have a different artist. The plot of The Misfits agreeing to getting a reality show sounds like a fun idea.
 
I've heard good things about The Flintstones. It takes it's cues from Mad Men instead of The Honeymooners like the cartoon did, and tackles issues like class differences and gay marriage pretty well. Plus Fred Flintstone is my new hot daddy.

As for Appabend, I subscribed after his great video calling out Louise Mensch for her re/tarded attempt to call an anime about college girls "child porn". Last time I checked, people 18 and over aren't "children". Since there's no sex or nudity, it's not quite "porn" either.

Was that over the butt anime?
 
Was that over the butt anime?

It's one where girls go to college to learn how to "fight" using only their tits and asses instead of fists and kicks. It got a lot of attention recently when Kotaku put their usual articles about "how [x] anime is sexist and offensive blah blah blah". If it was an anime about cute boys sword fighting with their dicks, Kotaku would be tripping over themselves to praise it to death.
 
It's one where girls go to college to learn how to "fight" using only their tits and asses instead of fists and kicks. It got a lot of attention recently when Kotaku put their usual articles about "how [x] anime is sexist and offensive blah blah blah". If it was an anime about cute boys sword fighting with their dicks, Kotaku would be tripping over themselves to praise it to death.
Did Kotaku like Free? I think they did...
 
She already has some white knights.

The pussy magnet in question:
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LOL. I read his re/tarded screed, and it's just a regurgitation of the usual The Mary Sue talking points:

WAA WAA MANBABIES DON'T WANT GIRLS PLAYING WITH THEIR TOYS!

PEOPLE HATED GHOSTBUSTERS 2016 BECAUSE IT WAS FEMINIST AND AWESOME!

MAKING IRON MAN INTO A BLACK GIRL IS A FRESH AND ORIGINAL IDEA!

*ahem*

Playing with "our toys" and "making our GI Joes dress up like Barbie" are two different things, sweetness.

Ghostbusters 2016 was a lazy cash grab (like 99% of remakes) and no one would have gave a shit if SONY didn't pretend that >1% of anti-woman comments on a trailer equated to some sort of "anti-woman conspiracy"

1985 called. The post-Crisis Wildcat, Dr. Midnight, and Dr. Light say hi, and Monica Rambeau is giving Riri major shady side eye right now.
 
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This is an actual panel in the latest Jem issue. There's so much wrong with the anatomy I don't even know where to begin.
 
This is an actual panel in the latest Jem issue. There's so much wrong with the anatomy I don't even know where to begin.

Why do they all look like the aliens from Avatar?

The terribleness of that art stands out even more since the art from the first few issues were so, so good. It almost makes Squirrel Girl's art look somewhat passible.
 
Cyclops did nothing wrong.

Ever.

Black Bolt is literally Hitler.

I would take another 92 issues of Mockingbird then deal with Death of X.
 
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