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To be fair to her, xenophobia was an ingrained part of Daxamite culture. Their weakness to lead was genetically created to punish then for leaving Krypton, leading then to stay on the planet lest they get exposed and die from such a common element. This eventually led to them becoming distrustful of other species and becoming extremely hateful of aliens.

I can't seem to quote reply @King Koalemos recent post, so i'll just do a quick run through on the Infinity Inc crew:

The evil Harlequin was the niece of the Dan Richards Manhunter. She died after Solomon Grundy killed her in a rage for tricking him into killing Skyman by pretending to be Jade, who he was obsessed with at the time (but in a puppy dog way, not a rapey way)
Dan Richards kinda just got fucking axed iirc. I do remember that his dog turned out to be a robot.

Man Skyman getting murked was just kinda nonsensical to me. Like, couldn't they have made a bullshit resurrection just for him? It would have been interesting seeing him in the reconstruction era as a chair of the JSA or something.
Hazard was the granddaughter of the Gambler, using dice as a focus for her bad luck powers. She felt guilty about helping Injustice Unlimited murder Skyman, and used her bad luck powers to allow Stripesy and his son to escape before the team could murder them too.
Yeah, it's a shame they just didn't do much with her after that.

Always felt like Roulette kinda took a lot of Hazard's elements but we never quite got a full revelation on Roulette's origins beyond "possibly related to the original Mr. Terrific".

then n52 happened and we just never seemed to see Roulette again. Weird. She always seemed to be one of the 2000s era supervillains that genuinely could have had a ton of potential, given that she even popped up in the JLU show a bunch.
Jade did date Kyle Rayner for a while, after her inborn powers were burned out. He made a duplicate ring for her, and after he was boosted by the Ion entity that used to live in the Main Power Battery on Oa, he reignited her natural born powers again.
Yeah I'll never understand why Jade decided to cheat on Kyle in his own apartment and then avoid the topic.

She got murked in Infinite Crisis, which was kinda weird.

Hector was a douche, but he got fucked over hard. Due to a family curse, he was born without a soul, allowing the Silver Scarab demon to slowly take over him from within and be used as an agent to awake an ancient weapon. He literally SHED off Hector's skin, leaving an empty husk. Unfortunately for him, Lyta was pregnant with his baby, making him "impure" and thus unable to control the weapon, leading to his death. A few months later, he ended up in the Dream Dimension ruled by the Sandman that Kirby created in the 70s, and visited Lyta in her sleep. They reunited and got married, and then a bunch of stuff involving the 90s Sandman resulted in Hector dying again and Lyta's baby Daniel becoming the new Sandman of the Endless. Then Hector was reborn in a new body and took over as the new Dr. Fate. Eventually he and Lyta were welcomed into the afterlife together by their son Daniel, leading one of Kent Nelson's descendants to take over the role.
explaining anything even tangentially related to the Hawkman mythos requires a drinking game that goes "when the story gets fucking weirder, take a shot".

the descendent that wound up with the Helm of fate was some grand-nephew that uh. . .

I recall him getting an ankh burned in his face.

late 2000s JSA was kind of a guilty pleasure for me because we had some interesting potential with the likes of another Amazing Man, a "Red Beetle", Anna Fortune, a King Standish legacy (weird huh), and the entire Monument Point setup.

Then Alan Scott may or may not have officially died, then N52 happened. Shame. We were on track to fun stuff.

Norda stayed in limbo after II ended, until the 2000s JSA series. His tribe further evolved into hawk-headed people with no ability to speak, and were given asylum in Black Adam's country after their colony in Greenland collapsed in exchange for becoming Adam's personal Air Force.
sucks Norda got shafted so hard because he could have been a fun guest star hero of sorts.

or, well, who knows. shame Khandaq kept getting screwed though.
Rick (Hourman II) gained the ability to see an hour into the future, as well as visit his father who was trapped outside of time. He eventually rescued his dad, and married Jesse Quick, who then took on her mother's mantle of Liberty Belle.
Oh yeah the Android Hourman sacrificed himself to let Rex Tyler be free. That was a genuinely good twist and I do kinda wish the android one would get acknowledged more.

Early drafts of Inf Inc showed that Todd was planned to be a male Harlequin AND openly gay, but they opted for shadow-based powers to contrast with Jade's light-based ones. He eventually embraced his love for cock. And yes, his adopted father was an abusive alcoholic, but when Todd was full-blown evil due to the influence of Ian Karkull, he dragged Mr. Rice to the Shadow Dimension and tortured him to death. *plays tiny violin*

Ian Karkull was a villain with potential and I kinda wish we had at least one event that did a nice focus on the whole "Shadowlands" stuff that a shitload of characters seem to get their powers from.

I sort of vaguely remember late 2000s JLA with James Robinson writing it to be kinda fun in that weird comic book way. Dude brought back the '70s era gay blue Starman Mikal that he'd used in his Starman run.

then turned Mikal and Congorilla into a genuinely silly but fun duo. He also threw Dick Grayson Batman and Donna Troy and Supergirl onto that JLA team alongside Jesse Chambers.

Fucking hell if DC didn't fuck up with N52, I think Mikal Tomas actually could have been the "fresh" LGBT icon they were looking for.

I mean, the "Starman" name is marketable in that cheesy way and I can certainly see them at least turning it into a prominent B list franchise at one time.
 
I would love to hear an explanation to this that doesn’t end up insulting literally everyone.
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Finished Superman and the Authority. Best I can say is I liked the art. Midnighter and Apollo were barely used, Superman is wearing an interesting variant... Brainiac needs to save the environment? I get it, but that doesn't make it good. Fuck sakes. At least someone got their head kicked off.
 
I would love to hear an explanation to this that doesn’t end up insulting literally everyone.
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Actually came to post about this. I haven't read WW/anything Amazon related in awhile, so just going off of what I picked up in a brief explanation comment. The in universe reason is the Amazons recruited a bunch of outsiders to the island, including this new totally fleshed out character that isn't at all a token attempt to score diversity bingo. The actual reason? Asspats. Like Taylor, the writer wasn't even beating around the bush, and made a point of identifying themselves as a black member of the queer community. They also insisted the character won't just be set dressing in the background, which makes me want to bet good money they end up being exactly that before they're ultimately forgotten in, let's be generous and say 6 issues.

Even good Amazon characters/plotlines involving the Amazons tend to get brushed aside. I like that in the article I read, they barely even named the character (I think it's Bia?) and more or less exclusively referred to them as the black trans Amazon, which somehow feels more degrading than any of the actual insults people would have for this, lets be extremely generous and call them a "character"
 
I would love to hear an explanation to this that doesn’t end up insulting literally everyone.
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there's no good explanation, run.

hell even Nubia was little more than a footnote from back in the 70s or something.
Actually came to post about this. I haven't read WW/anything Amazon related in awhile, so just going off of what I picked up in a brief explanation comment. The in universe reason is the Amazons recruited a bunch of outsiders to the island, including this new totally fleshed out character that isn't at all a token attempt to score diversity bingo. The actual reason? Asspats. Like Taylor, the writer wasn't even beating around the bush, and made a point of identifying themselves as a black member of the queer community. They also insisted the character won't just be set dressing in the background, which makes me want to bet good money they end up being exactly that before they're ultimately forgotten in, let's be generous and say 6 issues.

Even good Amazon characters/plotlines involving the Amazons tend to get brushed aside. I like that in the article I read, they barely even named the character (I think it's Bia?) and more or less exclusively referred to them as the black trans Amazon, which somehow feels more degrading than any of the actual insults people would have for this, lets be extremely generous and call them a "character"
with everything going on, I"m mildly curious as to why they keep ignoring the potential for actually good LGBT characters.

Like, you'd think that we'd have gotten another exploration of an alien culture as an allegory for trans love or w/e like Colossal Boy and Svaughn Erin from the old LOSH stuff but nah let's keep going in this direction.
 
@King Koalemos: then turned Mikal and Congorilla into a genuinely silly but fun duo. He also threw Dick Grayson Batman and Donna Troy and Supergirl onto that JLA team alongside Jesse Chambers.

Agreed. those two were such fun. Seeing Congo try to set Mikhail up with Tasmanian Devil was a hoot.

(had to quote you this way because the system isn't letting me do it the usual way)
 
Like, you'd think that we'd have gotten another exploration of an alien culture as an allegory for trans love or w/e like Colossal Boy and Svaughn Erin from the old LOSH stuff but nah let's keep going in this direction.

Media wouldn't care about some allegory. They want clicks and attention to sell few extra copies. It worked to some extent with Tim and Jon so they hope for the same here.
 
Anyone have a favorite character? Villain if we are talking capeshit. I like Ultron, both design wise and his actual character being a vengeful son (well when that gets addressed, but him being Misanthrope is entertaining too). Doom is fun, but they overplay him too much, I like when Doom and Namor interact, but he's better as someone with his own goals who has no moral issues with killing someone to get that goal. His pompous nature combined with the fact that he does get knocked down a peg every once in a while. I liked Marvel villains because they have better designs, DC really just doesn't have anything that really gets me going.

A lot of Capeshit kinda pushes the idea that only insane people kill, rather than people will kill if they can morally justify it or think they are in the right. It's why I get sick of Nazi villains, it's just the writers shirking any actual duty to explain why the villain is bad. The current writers and editors have that weird Racism=Power+Privilege thing so odds are they are terrible people who justify all their actions by claiming to be a minority group to say they don't have privilege and thus can't be bigots. Usually Villains have a flaw that makes them assholes or makes their noble intentions darker. You know humanizing elements, it's why people sympathize with villains a bit too much.
 
It's hard to pick just one, Taskmaster is fun. In terms of sheer terror generated, Carnage should be up there. Able to leap a 100' up from a standing start, punch through concrete, see in 360° and form super strong, razor sharp tendrils. Kills just to see things turn inanimate. Your best hope as a marvel civilian in that situation is luck and maybe staying unmoving under bodies. For DC, maybe Black Adam or Mxyzptlk? The titular Ubers from Avatar Press are WWII soldiers classed as tank men, cruisers and battleships in terms of personal destructive potential. The regular people of that fiction died in larger numbers and in more terrifying circumstances.
 
Media wouldn't care about some allegory. They want clicks and attention to sell few extra copies. It worked to some extent with Tim and Jon so they hope for the same here.
yeah it's extremely low end benefits that just won't be worth it at all lmao.

Anyone have a favorite character? Villain if we are talking capeshit. I like Ultron, both design wise and his actual character being a vengeful son (well when that gets addressed, but him being Misanthrope is entertaining too). Doom is fun, but they overplay him too much, I like when Doom and Namor interact, but he's better as someone with his own goals who has no moral issues with killing someone to get that goal. His pompous nature combined with the fact that he does get knocked down a peg every once in a while. I liked Marvel villains because they have better designs, DC really just doesn't have anything that really gets me going.

A lot of Capeshit kinda pushes the idea that only insane people kill, rather than people will kill if they can morally justify it or think they are in the right. It's why I get sick of Nazi villains, it's just the writers shirking any actual duty to explain why the villain is bad. The current writers and editors have that weird Racism=Power+Privilege thing so odds are they are terrible people who justify all their actions by claiming to be a minority group to say they don't have privilege and thus can't be bigots. Usually Villains have a flaw that makes them assholes or makes their noble intentions darker. You know humanizing elements, it's why people sympathize with villains a bit too much.
Ultron is fascinating to me because he kinda doesn't get enough credit for being one of the earlier A,I./Robot villains to really pull the stuff he does.

Doom works because he can be absolutely fucking threatening in a serious manner, but then be kinda comedically melodramatic like at the end of the last Doom series.

if we're talking Marvel, I do enjoy the majority of their A list villains outside of Norman Osborne.

Kingpin? Consistently great. Threatening, but stays in his lane.
Doc Ock? Usually good but I think he's been fully explored at this point.
Kang? Always a fun one. Needs good writers bc of his complicated shit.
Apocalypse is always a treat. I just think he's been explored to death at this point, so I'm fine with him being sort of sidelined right now. Same with Magneto to a lesser extent, and Mystique.
Maximus the Mad never had proper writing in the 2010s but I think that's just because he was the only Inhuman character that was a villain in lore. Maybe it'd have been interesting if they explored his relation with Boltagon in the hands of a good writer.
Loki's been kinda beaten to death. He's been historically fun though.
Red Skull is and always will be the ultimate Comic Book Nazi villain and I kinda love how campy he is, even if they tried to turn him into evil Jordan Peterson in a recent book.

Feels like a lot of the big name "classic" Marvel villains have been rather extensively explored. I think the one that comes to mind as a bit of a favorite has to be Kraven the Hunter. Spidey's got one of the most iconic rogues galleries of all superheroes and Kraven seems to consistently be someone that just doesn't pop up in discussions outside of that one famous story.
(Wish they'd let Sandman be a redeemed hero again ffs.)

If I had to pick a Marvel villain that I like, who isn't someone that's like an outright A-lister, it's harder to list because they keep the notable classics around forever. My vote's on the Ultimate Reed Richards, aka The Maker. Dude needs more recognition and proper use. I wish they used him against Doom when the dude was trying to be some kinda "Iron Man".

I think the most memorable "new" villain in my memory is probably Evil Rogers from the Secret Empires stuff. There's also Knull the King in Black and Gorr the God-Butcher, right?

honestly, I'm sort of disappointed that we've never had Modok or The Leader be the big mastermind behind a major modern event.




It's hard to pick just one, Taskmaster is fun. In terms of sheer terror generated, Carnage should be up there. Able to leap a 100' up from a standing start, punch through concrete, see in 360° and form super strong, razor sharp tendrils. Kills just to see things turn inanimate. Your best hope as a marvel civilian in that situation is luck and maybe staying unmoving under bodies. For DC, maybe Black Adam or Mxyzptlk? The titular Ubers from Avatar Press are WWII soldiers classed as tank men, cruisers and battleships in terms of personal destructive potential. The regular people of that fiction died in larger numbers and in more terrifying circumstances.

Carnage is up there solely because it's just pure murderous insanity. I don't think any other Marvel villain produces the sheer "shit your pants" levels of primal threat better than Carnage.


DC villains kinda got shafted in the 2010s and we kinda burned out on the big names. I'm so tired of Darkseid, Luthor, Joker, Sinestro, Reverse-Flash, and etc.

Yes they're cool and memorable, but we kinda got stuck with them for a long time and part of me thinks it's because they removed the JSA/Titans/LOSH which included stuff like Trigon or Vandal Savage or The Time Trapper. All major iconic villains.

DC's got plenty of good villains, but if you remove Batman/Flash/Superman Rogues Galleries, that's like over half of the really memorable ones.

Black Adam's a fun anti-hero. He's kind of DC's Namor, but tends to be on the darker side more often.

as for other stuff, I've always thought that Eclipso has always had potential since they buffed him in the '90s to be a literal fallen divine power. It's just that every time we've seen him get used since the '90s, it's never been that interesting.

Anyone remember Synnar or Synmar the Demiruge from DC? Starlin used him a bunch in the 2000s and late 90s with stuff like Hardline Station (I think that's where he started?)


In terms of absolutely fun DC villains, I love Vandal Savage. The DCAU used him well.

The JSA's always had villains that seemed just a step away from being capable of A-list in terms of stories if used right. Remember Robinson's Starman series? Both of The Mists from there were memorable. Ian Karkull and Psycho-Pirate too.

There was also that kid from the late 2000s JSA. I forget his name, but it was some moniker like "The All-American Boy" that he used to infiltrate the JSA and fucking nearly murked Mr. Terrific.

You know what sucks about DC? They just don't have a good Nazi or Commie villain for some reason.


As for other comics, Omniman from Invincible was a decent initial villain. I think Robot prooved to be a good one in later parts and kind of a good pastiche of taking Civil War era Tony Stark to a logical extreme.
 
@King Koalemos: then turned Mikal and Congorilla into a genuinely silly but fun duo. He also threw Dick Grayson Batman and Donna Troy and Supergirl onto that JLA team alongside Jesse Chambers.

Agreed. those two were such fun. Seeing Congo try to set Mikhail up with Tasmanian Devil was a hoot.

(had to quote you this way because the system isn't letting me do it the usual way)

Fucker and his weird tentacle lady in Starman. :lol:
 
@King Koalemos

honestly, I'm sort of disappointed that we've never had Modok or The Leader be the big mastermind behind a major modern event.

World War Hulks/Fall Of The Hulks? Or was that a minor event and we all repressed the memory anyway?

I think Two-Face is interesting as a villain, though that's mostly based on the DCAU version and his part in DKR.

Barracuda. I thought he was very entertaining, anyway.
 
@King Koalemos



World War Hulks/Fall Of The Hulks? Or was that a minor event and we all repressed the memory anyway?

I think Two-Face is interesting as a villain, though that's mostly based on the DCAU version and his part in DKR.

Barracuda. I thought he was very entertaining, anyway.
i'm pretty sure that was a minor event.

you know what'd be a pretty interesting setup for a major event would be MODOK using the same process that makes modoks but on other geniuses in Marvel. imagine how interestingly fucked up it'd be to it used on like, Reed Richards, and have him be all modok'd and psychopathic for an event.
 
i'm pretty sure that was a minor event.

you know what'd be a pretty interesting setup for a major event would be MODOK using the same process that makes modoks but on other geniuses in Marvel. imagine how interestingly fucked up it'd be to it used on like, Reed Richards, and have him be all modok'd and psychopathic for an event.

i can't reply to your other post, so i'm replying to this one instead.

fucking hated how Robot was handled. had no issue with him becoming a villain, but suffered from an extreme case of "i am so smart no one can beat me. oh the story is ending? i will forget everything i know then and let you beat me"

the fuck happened to that "hitting my armor makes sound that fucks you up" plan? man just stopped using it. also found it beyond stupid that a genius like him, instead of being in some bunker controlling shit from afar, was out fighting in the army and got spotted and lost instantly.

was upsettin'
 
i can't reply to your other post, so i'm replying to this one instead.

fucking hated how Robot was handled. had no issue with him becoming a villain, but suffered from an extreme case of "i am so smart no one can beat me. oh the story is ending? i will forget everything i know then and let you beat me"

the fuck happened to that "hitting my armor makes sound that fucks you up" plan? man just stopped using it. also found it beyond stupid that a genius like him, instead of being in some bunker controlling shit from afar, was out fighting in the army and got spotted and lost instantly.

was upsettin'
i wish they went more into how the human mind isn't meant to be able to stand living for millions of years in another dimension as an eternal God-King

good villain, kinda meh motivation because it was just civil war era stark all over again.





you know what would have been fun would have been Robot being so unhinged that he tries to transplant his brain into an Invincible!'s body and then trying to make off with Eve. Go all in.
 
i wish they went more into how the human mind isn't meant to be able to stand living for millions of years in another dimension as an eternal God-King

good villain, kinda meh motivation because it was just civil war era stark all over again.





you know what would have been fun would have been Robot being so unhinged that he tries to transplant his brain into an Invincible!'s body and then trying to make off with Eve. Go all in.

was a pretty good idea with a neat character that kinda didn't go anywhere. which is the entirety of Invincible, honestly.
 
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