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New 52 Clark aside (and in hell), Clark doesn’t have Peter’s problems because for all DC’s faults, they didn’t have Clark sell his life/beloved and legacy to save an old person. He was indirectly responsible for his old man’s death and he took it like a man.
Want to know something crazy? One More Day was almost a Superman story.

Back in the late 90s there was going to be a new run of Superman stories written by Mark Waid, Grant Morrison, and Mark Millar. The opening arc would be similar to OMD because the three of them hated that Lois knew Clark was Superman and had married him, they wanted to go back to the old status quo where she tolerates Clark but loves Supes. Lois would be dying and so Clark makes a deal with Mr Mxyzptlk to undo her injury at the cost of their marriage and her knowledge that Clark Kent is Superman. Also, he wouldn't be able to reveal to her that he's Superman or else she could die.

DC Editorial rejected it for being retarded and the whole thing was cancelled. The three eventually included their ideas in some stories they did later on like Birthright and All Star Superman. Eventually, Quesada decided to give it a go almost a decade later and it led to one of the most reviled stories of all time. And then he decided to double down with One Moment in Time.
 
Want to know something crazy? One More Day was almost a Superman story.

Back in the late 90s there was going to be a new run of Superman stories written by Mark Waid, Grant Morrison, and Mark Millar. The opening arc would be similar to OMD because the three of them hated that Lois knew Clark was Superman and had married him, they wanted to go back to the old status quo where she tolerates Clark but loves Supes. Lois would be dying and so Clark makes a deal with Mr Mxyzptlk to undo her injury at the cost of their marriage and her knowledge that Clark Kent is Superman. Also, he wouldn't be able to reveal to her that he's Superman or else she could die.

DC Editorial rejected it for being retarded and the whole thing was cancelled. The three eventually included their ideas in some stories they did later on like Birthright and All Star Superman. Eventually, Quesada decided to give it a go almost a decade later and it led to one of the most reviled stories of all time. And then he decided to double down with One Moment in Time.
In a better timeline, there's a meta-verse crossover where Spider-Man sees this happening to Superman and makes a separate deal to take on the burden and away from his own hero, Superman. That's gonna be my explanation how Superman avoided such a terrible fate.
 
Want to know something crazy? One More Day was almost a Superman story.

Back in the late 90s there was going to be a new run of Superman stories written by Mark Waid, Grant Morrison, and Mark Millar. The opening arc would be similar to OMD because the three of them hated that Lois knew Clark was Superman and had married him, they wanted to go back to the old status quo where she tolerates Clark but loves Supes. Lois would be dying and so Clark makes a deal with Mr Mxyzptlk to undo her injury at the cost of their marriage and her knowledge that Clark Kent is Superman. Also, he wouldn't be able to reveal to her that he's Superman or else she could die.

DC Editorial rejected it for being retarded and the whole thing was cancelled. The three eventually included their ideas in some stories they did later on like Birthright and All Star Superman. Eventually, Quesada decided to give it a go almost a decade later and it led to one of the most reviled stories of all time. And then he decided to double down with One Moment in Time.
Superman 2000, earliest showing of N52 Supes as well.

Really is proof Kingdom Come truly had no Mark Waid involvement beyond a corporate bootlicker. I don’t think any Clark would take that deal, ironically enough, the least likely would be Post-Crisis Supes (whom those three hated), because he’s the most human, stubborn, macho and manly iteration of the character.
In a better timeline, there's a meta-verse crossover where Spider-Man sees this happening to Superman and makes a separate deal to take on the burden and away from his own hero, Superman. That's gonna be my explanation how Superman avoided such a terrible fate.
(Insert Fast and Furious Paul and Vin “See You Again” scene.)
 
its influenced by manga.
Manga has been eating western comic's lunch for a decade, and it's only now they're finally starting to maybe get a clue. I expect them to take the wrong lessons of course, and resort to the same variant covers and crossovers that did them in before social justice came along.

Odds on all these DC/Marvel crossovers to end with a "Crisis in Secret Infinite Wars" or some shit?
Batman 52

I would definitely say Mark Waid has or at least had WAY more influence over the industry than Ennis ever did.
I'm completely ignorant about comics. I did enjoy some culture war shit back in the 2010s. (The fact GamerGate still haunts these people is almost still funny to me.)

I say this because I've heard of Mark Waid (harrassed indie comics creators and iirc ended up getting sued over it. Supposedly would break down crying in his office occationally), Gail Simone (invented the term women in refrigerators and removed all the hot chicks from comic books), Alan Moore (hippy boomer), and the milkshake club (a bunch of female writers who inserted politics into comics and posted a photo of themselves drinking milkshakes?)

What role they played and how much, if any, I have no idea.
 
What role they played and how much, if any, I have no idea.
Gail Simone's biggest influence is showing other women how to get their foot in the door. Essentially, fabricating an issue with current comics, then posing themselves as the best solution. We've seen in a hundred times since Gail's women in fridges.

"Marvel doesn't have enough Asian writers for its Asian characters! Asian people need representation! Oh, and it just so happens that I'm an asian (read: californian with slanty eyes) webcomic creator. What a coincidence!"
*is immediately hired by Marvel*
 
Among recent comics I read, via Amazon it's "Super-Gorillas vs The All-American Victory Legion", a project that had been commissioned from Alan Kupperberg, a 40-page comic that plays like a Silver Age-style Golden Age title revival, presented as if it were just an issue in a series, published through Charlton Neo who put out some Charlton Comics revival anthologies. A team of heroes based on the Centaur Publications characters go up against a superpowered gorilla created by the Nazis and must take on mind-controlled super primates, while in a follow up story the heroes must release themselves from an illusion where they've forgotten their real identities - a bit tongue in cheek but mostly straightforward, an amusing one-off.

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Started reading "Criminal" by Brubaker and am loving it. The artwork is fantastic, great colouring and character designs. The writing is top notch as well, doesn't try to be cool to the point that it would come across as trying too hard nor is it too noir that it feels goofy, if that makes sense. I only wanted to check out the first issue and then go to bed, instead i read both the Leopold and Tracy arc already (picked up a fan-made compendium so i don't know the correct titles of these arcs) and am starting on The Dead and the Dying now. Exceptional book, i should've picked this up much, much sooner.

Also read "The Cape" or, as it is marketed, "Joe Hill's The Cape" even though it is just based on a short story of his and, from what i can tell, hasn't any actual involvement from Hill beyond that. I picked it up because i read some books by Hill which i liked a lot, this comic was meh. I was entertained by it and it's a very quick read but it's absolutely nothing special. Liked the artwork despite the screentone used looking like shit (i am not even sure if it's screentone implemented by hand like in manga or some cheap, digital shit that mimics analog screentone, either way it does not look good) but overall the comic is completely forgettable.

Edit: I managed to put down "Criminal" after being 500 pages in in the ~1200 pages fan-made omnibus i downloaded, the quality of this book is stellar. I didn't know before reading it that it's an anthology and i love how the book jumps from interesting character to interesting character with each arc and how Brubaker weaves it all together. Every arc is consistent in its (very high) quality so far, for me it even rivals DMZ, my overall most favorite US comic, in that. I am very much impressed by this comic, best thing i've read in many, many years. Gonna finish reading it today.
 
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I think Spider-Man has sufficiently replaced Superman as being the superhero. Yeah, Superman can fly and shoot heat beams and hold a freight train over his head, and sure he takes the weight of the world on his shoulders often, but has he ever been broke? A loser? Have a shitty love life with either too many or not enough good women in his life? Has he ever known a truly human struggle besides "Gee, I sure hope I fit in"? Superman is some Jew's knockoff Jesus OC, while there is a Spider-Man in all of us, a working man who takes responsibility and does what's right, even if it costs him everything.
I also prefer one of the many Superman knockoffs made by a different set of kikes. "Do the right thing because it's right and you have the power to do so" means a lot more coming from red & blue super powered Character B than from red & blue super powered Character A.
 
On a whim I bought a TPB of Goon
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Hadn't heard of it before and I really liked the art at a glance. What I didn't do was bother to read any of it before I bought it. I made it through two stories while slowly picking up why I hate this so much. All of the jokes are millennial, non sequitur, random humor. If you told me Gail Simone wrote all the jokes I would believe you, it's that bad.
You ever buy an album, book, or any other collectible that makes you actively angry that it's stinking up the rest of your collection? This is how I feel about this book. I feel burning or destroying it would cast a curse on me and I need to pass it on to some other miserable soul to save myself.
 
I want to like The Goon, both because the art is beautiful and he's got a compelling backstory. But every time I've looked at it I've been turned off by the general unpleasantness of things like a diaper-wearing retard who plays with his poop.

And Powell once put out an issue titled "Satan's Sodomy Baby"--my sensibilities do run pretty much the opposite of that.
 
Started reading "Criminal" by Brubaker and am loving it. The artwork is fantastic, great colouring and character designs. The writing is top notch as well, doesn't try to be cool to the point that it would come across as trying too hard nor is it too noir that it feels goofy, if that makes sense. I only wanted to check out the first issue and then go to bed, instead i read both the Leopold and Tracy arc already (picked up a fan-made compendium so i don't know the correct titles of these arcs) and am starting on The Dead and the Dying now. Exceptional book, i should've picked this up much, much sooner.
Criminal is good crime fiction because it never revels in misery the way some guys who try to be edgy do so. Which is funny because Ed's Daredevil run did exactly that, but Criminal he lets the story work as need be. I really need to reread that and get some of the new stories Brubaker and Phillips put out with Image.

The two paired up on a couple other series that weren't too bad, but to me Criminal is their best. Here's Sean Phillip's Image page, it has the comic collections of the stuff they've worked on.
 
The two paired up on a couple other series that weren't too bad, but to me Criminal is their best. Here's Sean Phillip's Image page, it has the comic collections of the stuff they've worked on.
I finished reading it and loved every page, already firm on checking out Brubaker's other stuff. Found out that Criminal is made into a show, i am not hyped or anything for it (casting choices already sound so-so to me) but i will check that one out once it releases. The source material does definitely lend itself to a show adaption but we've all seen how most US comic (manga too) adaptions turned out.
 
I also prefer one of the many Superman knockoffs made by a different set of kikes. "Do the right thing because it's right and you have the power to do so" means a lot more coming from red & blue super powered Character B than from red & blue super powered Character A.
>complaining about kikes
>in a thread dedicated to an industry pioneered by kikes
 
I just finished reading Rick Veitch's still incomplete-in-TPB Aquaman: The Waterbearer saga. In both it's printings the TPB available is Vol. 1 and the second part of the run remains uncollected sadly. It's pretty good, a solid reshuffling of Aquaman's status quo and making it more mysticism-based before Kurt Busiek's sword-and-sorcery based run. later. It's quite sad that Aquaman's stories are never fully collected but they're actually proto-Rebirth stories with unfortunate editorial meddling.

I bought Venom by Rick Remender Ultimate Collections Vol. 1 and 2 but have yet to read it. Franken-Castle is my next big grail in TPB format.

I've noticed here in Southeast Asia that Gen Z reading habits follow how Chuck Dixon saw Batman approaching Riddler's puzzle in the "so I cheated" origin by Dixon and Kieron Dwyer. (Amazing work) When Batman says "The puzzle still works. But not the way we thought-" I feel it's a lot like how reading and understanding fiction in this 21st century sanitized woke hellscape for the Gen Z are. "People still read. But not the way we thought." It's the minority that use social media for either academic or literary pursuits that they expand their reading repertoire while the majority buy into the typical asian/chinese groupthink of "job, surface-level-interest that everyone is into for the season and what's expected of you."
It's why Manga, Anime and lately the Korean webtoons are everywhere and have a huge pull, but it's all flavor-of-the-month or seasonal. Remember Squid Games during covid 2021? Who gives a flying fuck about it now? Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man have huge traction but after the exposure of the first three months, everyone is back on Genshin or Honkai Star Rail. Western comic books are returning to the place of countercultural circle slowly again, and that's a good thing here. There's still woke mindvirus in western comics but we have to pick and choose our poisons rather than completely selling out here.

In other news, I'm considering selling my Green Lantern key hardcovers from Rebirth to The End just to survive for now.
 
Now, for something different, I would like to talk about Beneath the Trees comics! Long story short, they're these comics with anthro animal characters, but the animal bit is a cosmetic choice, as they all act like humans, regular animals are around, and then you notice it's all to make the violence more shocking once it happens.
Anyway, in the first storyline, Samantha is introduced. She's a remorseless serial killer with no redeeming traits who randomly lures people out of a city and cuts them to pieces, having killed like 20 people in 10 years IIRC. Then a copycat shows up and threatens to blow up her cover. She kills him and his mother for good measure after pinning her crimes on him.
The second comic saga, set in the mid-90s, reveals that Sammy's psychopathy is all hers as she has no much sad childhood excuse (she actually killed her parents, after they accidentally threatened to stop her murders by moving out of the town).

The sister of one of his victims discovers her crimes and calls the police, so Sam sets up an elaborate escape plan to get away from the town ASAP. She kills the sheriff and his deputies with an elaborate trap, which is fair, and then sets half of the town on fire by activating hidden explosive traps, which I felt a bit forced. She kills the sister and some more people for good measure, escapes, and decides to live in the middle of nowhere until the heat quiets down, setting up things for the third entry of the saga.
I didn't like how the ending is "Sammy kills everyone that inconvenienced her and gets away with it, again". I knew she wouldn't be inconvenienced too much due to being a guest star in that inane DC KO crossover (which IMO means she wouldn't be killed in her own books), but I didn't expect the writer to repeat the same fucking ending of the first storyline.

Moreover, her inner thoughts state that once she was discovered, she was surprised by how many fans and imitators she had, which is inane. This line sounds more like the writer conveying his thoughts than anything else:
Despite being set in the 90s, the setting seems to be more cheery and optimistic than RL, with many characters being outright good people. It lacks the nihilistic, cynical and biter point of view of current year works, so it felt weird.

In short, I expected better and got disappointed. I dunno what the 3rd series will do, because Sam's story is finished and all she lacks is to be stopped for good, or prolong her storyline indefinitely. Then again, it's an IDW comic, so maybe the editorial closes down before her saga can be finished.
 
Among other comics I've been catching up with was Punchline - no, not the DC title, this one's a creator-owned title via Antarctic Press, written by Bill Williams who I recognize as a writer /inker/editor from Lone Star Press, a Austin based small press that was operating in in the late 90s to early 00s, and on art duties for most issues is Matthew Weldon, whose work I had seen in small press titles - it's an episodic take on the superhero mentors a successor sort of story but with some interesting takes on it - the mentor is a former superpowered crimefighter who worked in the shadows, the protege is a teenager who wants to use her newfound powers to do right, but besides the age gap, these two ladies' relationship is at turns adversarial, as they have somewhat differing philosophies on how to handle crime.
Mel had lost her powers suddenly after years of refusing to pass them on to a successor, and at an inopportune time, a run in with an old enemy over an artifact she'd been searching for left her bleeding and staggering through a cemetery in her old hometown of Seaholm, a (fictional) RI city, where she runs into teenager Jessie McGrath, who had come out there for some quiet time to sketch and get away from "family drama". A suggestion is made, and Mel is saved after passing on her powers, and now is working to school her new student in the ways of superheroing, including magic costume and appearance changes. She has a lot of gadgets and weapons collected from supervillians and others to make up for the power gap (including a teleporter) but she's still getting used to matters like actually having to deal with aches, pains and hangovers she can't just magic away. The new hero, Jessie, who takes on the alter ego of "Versema" is sometimes exasperated by her mentor's methods, and things come close to being severed between them in issue 5, but after some bumps along the road, they manage to iron things out, mostly. Eventually, Mel reveals who her employers are and that Jessie is now part of a venerable tradition of female warriors, the Daughters of Hercules.

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The more recent issues, 16 and 17, had other people on art duties - 16 features art with that early 00s Amerimanga look to it that I wasn't sold on, but the story was still compelling enough - someone's put a 200 million dollar contract on Versema, and she refuses to take a week off if that means being unable to help out with crime or disasters, though that kind of money brings out the superpowered professionals who keep under the radar, as Mel tries to hit up her contacts in the supervillain underground for clues - 17 features artwork that's on more solid ground for me, a simple story of Versema and another local super, Atomic Butterfly, having gone undercover as crew at a metal concert, where quickly another roadie reveals his plans to summon something unpleasant....
 
Agreed it’s my favorite of the Krakoa X-Men comics. The fact it gets you to care about terrible people like Empath and Scalphunter just shows how good the writing was in it. I don’t usually like it when the writers turn Havok into an insecure mess, but I actually didn’t hate it during this series. Too bad it didn’t last as long as some of the other popular titles.
They completely regressed Empath in Hellions which was kind of bullshit IMHO. Manuel is an interesting character in that he has flashes of humanity with Magma, plus has a drug addiction problem and into being a BDSM sub. Regressing him into being beyond salvation and making him a literal spoiled brat removed a lot of shades of gray.
 
I was at a bookstore today and bought a physical copy of Nemesis: Reloaded, simply because I was shocked to find it at a retail normal bookstore.

I like Millar stuff, it’s the same reason “Smokin Aces” usually comes on if I get home drunk but there’s still night left and I got a buzz. Dude is the Michael Bay of comics, knows his base, delivers what you want and it makes midwits upset.
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Love Nemesis, best Bullseye solo minis ever. The “Wanted” reveal is pretty good too. I kinda dig that the Millarverse is low-key just Earth 3.

Until his planned public domain Superman mini he’s totally not already penned and had drawn.
 
I liked Big Game more than I expected

Millar can write well, he just really likes to be a bit more cynical than I usually enjoy. Starlight was fun, Huck was fun, Chrononauts was fun, Ambassadors had some fun moments and art, Wanted is still one of the best looking books I've ever read and I do wish the movie'd been more accurate. The Order... kinda annoys me, it constantly does that "OH YEAH BUT ALSO THE CHARACTERS I PUT IN PERIL A MOMENT AGO ALREADY CAST A SPELL TO COMPLETELY NEGATE THE LAST ISSUES' CLIFFHANGER HAHA" thing, but I do kinda enjoy parts of it. The supergenius and his supergenius brother irritate me, but I only read those to flesh out this world he's built.

Didn't bother with the luchador vampires book, any idea if it's any good?
 
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