Sports Spergs - people who get unreasonably mad about sports

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Lipitor

Lipitor

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Sports is basically the socially acceptable form of autism. People will walk up to you and just start conversations about (local sports team) and expect that you watched and have an opinion, and also want to demonstrate they know more than you. Others will call into sports AM radio as if they were on the team and everyone else on the field let them down personally. Even the DJ's get unreasonably upset when they feel like the team didn't consider their personal direction. They engage in long diatribes over what exactly when wrong, and throw blame all over the place, when the reality is the opposing team was just way better than their team. The meltdowns are epic. We all know what I'm talking about. So post your fav sports fan blarming below.

shout out to @nyess for this
 




English hooligans are the best in terms of spergery. They're going to get fucking slaughtered by the Russians, who don't do it because it's fun, but do it to gank someone.
 

English soccer fags are beyond exceptional. Notice in the first vid how they grunt and chant like autistic apes
 
Red Star Belgrade ultras had their own paramilitary unit in the 90's Yugoslav wars lol.
 
The only time where getting angry in a sport is justified is in Golf.
And when you get angry in golf, you play shittier.
 
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The only good kind of Sports Autist is a Gambling Focused Sports Autist. Not to humble brag but I was foretold the outcomes of the last three Superbowls thanks to Sportsbook nerds.

Being able to just look at the variables yourself and dismiss your own biases is hard though. I personally don't bet on teams I have strong bias towards.
 
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