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So...Chris watched Spring Breakers and thinks that it relates to MLP. He REALLY doesn't understand the movie...discuss.
Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Understand
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
And once again, he shoehorns and bitches about his shitty life, how how things'll be soo better if he never came back to Ruckersville.
And once again, he shoehorns and bitches about his shitty life, how how things'll be soo better if he never came back to Ruckersville.
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
Oooookay.
Lessee, we start off with a commercial for McDonald's latest "eat healthy" scam. Then something about MLP and "Spring Breakers" WTF? Then the usual rant about how God hates him and he has no friends and blah blah blah.
Yeah, if he can't even keep track of his life-defining grudge, he's definitely losing what little sense of time he had.
Oooookay.
Lessee, we start off with a commercial for McDonald's latest "eat healthy" scam. Then something about MLP and "Spring Breakers" WTF? Then the usual rant about how God hates him and he has no friends and blah blah blah.
Yeah, if he can't even keep track of his life-defining grudge, he's definitely losing what little sense of time he had.
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
I thought he didn't want anything to do with the Game Place, yet he keeps bringing it up.
Goddammit, Chris, you fucking idiot.
I thought he didn't want anything to do with the Game Place, yet he keeps bringing it up.
Goddammit, Chris, you fucking idiot.
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
Pretty much.
derpi said:What's up with that mcdonald's nonsense?
Chris is like the perfect consumer or some shit...
Pretty much.
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
To be fair, I'm guessing that the wraps MIGHT be healthier than say their sandwiches, but the operative word here is healthier, not healthy. I mean, they come with a shitload of dressing, and I think two of the three wraps comes with bacon. So maybe it's slightly healthier than say a chicken sandwich, it's not as healthy as say, a grilled chicken breast you cook at home. Chris is trying to address concerns he's fat by trying to eat healthier, but some of the stuff they market as "healthy" at McDonald's is sometimes just as bad if not worse than the regular stuff.
I've seen commercials for the Spring Breakers movie, as it comes up when I watch stuff on YouTube, I should check it out to see what the fuss is about. Though I'm skeptical that it's in any way similar to MLP.
To be fair, I'm guessing that the wraps MIGHT be healthier than say their sandwiches, but the operative word here is healthier, not healthy. I mean, they come with a shitload of dressing, and I think two of the three wraps comes with bacon. So maybe it's slightly healthier than say a chicken sandwich, it's not as healthy as say, a grilled chicken breast you cook at home. Chris is trying to address concerns he's fat by trying to eat healthier, but some of the stuff they market as "healthy" at McDonald's is sometimes just as bad if not worse than the regular stuff.
I've seen commercials for the Spring Breakers movie, as it comes up when I watch stuff on YouTube, I should check it out to see what the fuss is about. Though I'm skeptical that it's in any way similar to MLP.
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I've seen Gummo, and that's more than enough reason for me to never see another second of ANYTHING written or directed or related in any way to that Harmony Korine guy. That was absolutely one of the worst, overrated, most pretentious piece of shit movies it's ever been my displeasure to suffer through. I can see young broads in bikinis without having to give money or attention to THAT asshole.
I just really, really hate that guy.
I've seen Gummo, and that's more than enough reason for me to never see another second of ANYTHING written or directed or related in any way to that Harmony Korine guy. That was absolutely one of the worst, overrated, most pretentious piece of shit movies it's ever been my displeasure to suffer through. I can see young broads in bikinis without having to give money or attention to THAT asshole.
I just really, really hate that guy.
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Something tells me that this won't be the last of Chris's McD's posts. I bet you anything that the stupid Monopoly thing will drag him back more and more until it's over.
Something tells me that this won't be the last of Chris's McD's posts. I bet you anything that the stupid Monopoly thing will drag him back more and more until it's over.
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"Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea."
I rarely go to McDonalds and sometimes, I go without them for years. Lets stop right there. Premium McWraps and tea? I don't want to know what's in those McWraps but from what I heard about tea according to Kacey, the tea has a shitload of sugar in them. Not to sound a-loggy but aren't those "chicken meat" in McDonald's pumped full of hormones? Because if they are still pumped full of hormones, isn't McDonald's contributing to the growth of Chris's mantits?
"Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea."
I rarely go to McDonalds and sometimes, I go without them for years. Lets stop right there. Premium McWraps and tea? I don't want to know what's in those McWraps but from what I heard about tea according to Kacey, the tea has a shitload of sugar in them. Not to sound a-loggy but aren't those "chicken meat" in McDonald's pumped full of hormones? Because if they are still pumped full of hormones, isn't McDonald's contributing to the growth of Chris's mantits?
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To be fair most pre-processed food containing chicken is probably industrially raisedFuzzy Wuzzy said:
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Re: Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Unders
It still baffles me how he expects people (besides Jerkops) to just stop in their tracks and come approach the loitering, stinky weirdo who clearly doesn't care about detaching his face from his electronic shit to atleast try to make some eye-contact with somebody.
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It still baffles me how he expects people (besides Jerkops) to just stop in their tracks and come approach the loitering, stinky weirdo who clearly doesn't care about detaching his face from his electronic shit to atleast try to make some eye-contact with somebody.
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