SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 05/22/19

[Hamberlard Raid]

SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!!

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Ah fuck, not this shit again...
You know the drill by now!

• shows off her lovely cat scratches (still have not healed btw, our gorl loves to pick)
• love your body no matter what you guissssssse, cat scratches are good and they make you unique
• recognizes the cycle people have designed and rolls her eyes at the idea
• "This is me, this is Amberlynn" so here is another fucking Torrid haul THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
• 1. earreens with pink beads and plain gold hoops, part of a three pack: the third one looking like earrings covered in crushed up fruit loops: $17

• 2. ones with gold flowers, $13

• 3. one with cream feathers $13

• she loves dangly earrings
• has been getting rid of her stud earreens
• 4. black dress with a really cyuuuuuuute tie in the front that goes through "these little silver situations": size 5 $59?

• 5. other dress: ugly rustic pattern filled with dots and lines and shit, "you would never think to put these designs together" $59

• 6. another dress: black dress with yellow, purple, and white flowers $55

• "the top is black but the bottom is also black"
• 7. her fav thing you guissssse: size 4 "trapeze" red spaghetti strap dress, the sides are in a "divit situation", perfect for spring $59

• 8. other fav thing: size 5: black dress with small watermelon patterns on it, $59

• 9. next dress: red dress with blue and white flowers, the colour is not showing up on camera for some reason, a size 5 $65

• "it is spring and summery"
• the bathroom floor workers are here and she does not want to change in front of them, instead of doing try-on hauls in the bathroom or in the bedroom like a normal person, she does them on the kitchen table?
• wants to do "spring look book videos"
• "you can be this size and still wear cyuuuuuute clothing"
• thanks gorls! <3
• APPROXIMATE GRAND TOTAL = $400

 

[Mr Foster]

Alright, which one of you ladies called it on a Torrid Haul being next?

 

[beautiful person]

Dislikes already at 5 times the likes:

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Wow. Revolutionary. I'm so glad our gorl is finally doing something she's never done before.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

She did it. The madwoman went and fucking did it. A mookbong, a pointless vlog, and now a Torrid Haul. This was predicted but truly I didn't believe she had the gall to do this. The fucking audacity of it She must have ovaries of steel, or more likely a severe lack of brain cells due to her brain not getting enough oxygen at night.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She didn’t even try anything on. Waste of time honestly.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I am SO happy she is taking risks with her content and is willing to try new styles of videos. This shows how versatile our gorl really is!!!!1!!

 

[Blathersnake]

So is a video of her fake crying about failing for the billionth and one time going to be next? She's getting too fat to look like the troll under the bridge she is.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

On another note, anyone else sick of Amber and like-minded fatties labelling everything they buy as a "haul"?

Then again I guess it makes sense since hauling is the only thing they are good at in life. Hauling troughs of slop into their gobs, hauling their ten-tonne flesh suits around, etc.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I am SO happy she is taking risks with her content and is willing to try new styles of videos. This shows how versatile our gorl really is!!!!1!!

She could really throw us for a loop and announce a new diet.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Cat scratches are not common Big AL. Your cats hate you and don't want to be picked up by you.

 

[Skin Fold Odor]

AL; 'love your body no matter what'

YAAS gorl, love all your types of diabetes, high bloodpressure/cholesterol,your incoming bloodcloths/cancer/coronary heart disease/stroke! Just put a floral tent on it and love it all!

 

[Mauve Olive]

What's the point of a clothes haul if you're not going to show what they look like on? It's unbelievable that she's so bad at her 'job' that she won't even wait until the bathroom fitters have gone to film. She literally has no schedule and can film whenever the fuck she likes. I feel like it's just an excuse because either the clothes don't fit or she physically can't dress herself and Becky didn't want to help.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Nobody saw this coming said nobody, ever. One would think that being so "swollen" that she needs to unswole to be able to fit into the beetus mobile, that she would hold off on buying Torrid shit. Gorl is trolling hard because she has virtually nothing to offer.

 

[Captain Ahab]

You can tell she doesn’t give a fuck anymore and is only making videos for the pay check. She’s too immobile to do anything. Next video: cook with me. Sitting cook with me vlogs and torrid hauls are the only two things she’s still capable of doing. I give this channel one more year at most until too many people stop watching and clicking on her recommended videos and the almighty algorithm this-is-Sparta her into oblivion.

 

[A Owl]

Why the fuck are your cats scratching you this much, you nasty cow? Are you trying to eat them??

 

[pecansandies]

YO HOW THE FUCK HAS THAT ONE SCRATCH NOT HEALED. It's been almost 7 months now if not more

and no weigh in. shocking.

 

[Captain Ahab]

YO HOW THE FUCK HAS THAT ONE SCRATCH NOT HEALED. It's been almost 7 months now if not more

and no weigh in. shocking.

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[Cheese Trap]

love your body no matter what you guissssssse

I wouldn't call 'loving' ruining your body with all the excess weight and fat. Love it despite imperfections, I agree, but not the way you've significantly destroyed it.

 

[chicken wings]

On another note, anyone else sick of Amber and like-minded fatties labelling everything they buy as a "haul"?

Then again I guess it makes sense since hauling is the only thing they are good at in life. Hauling troughs of slop into their gobs, hauling their ten-tonne flesh suits around, etc.

Because its a literal haul. Not a dainty pick and go.