SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 05/22/19

[Yellow Yam Scam]

lmao at Torrid even selling plus sized earrings

 

[ChubbyChaser]

She's not even pretending to try to be on a weight loss journey at all anymore. It's "love your body, love yourself", etc. Hopefully there will be another mass unsubscribe after this haul and people stay unsubbed. She's too boring to watch anymore, too lazy to even go into her bedroom and try on clothes while workers are there. Please don't tell me she does tryons with Eric and Ricky home, and she's changing in the dining room, that's not something anyone would want to walk in on.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I mean it's in the name, of course horrid- I mean Torrid have hideous, cheap, ugly tarps for their manatee-shirt wearing customers. Do they get worse as the sizes go up though? These are some real trashy and hideous patterns and nobody, absolutely nobody is focusing on the terribly unflattering cuts on these hamplanets, so you'd think they'd at least use cute prints and designs for 'em?

It's happening, isn't it? I'm going all 'fashion at every size', aren't I?
I just think it's odd that a supermega plus-sized retailer makes the clothes uglier for their most dedicated seambusters.

I mean why not just call it a day an sew some nice curtains or quilt covers together at that point? ayyy.

Minor PL here, but in my professional fat fuck experience, all feminine big and tall stores (Lane Bryant, Torrid) have some decent offerings in the lower sizes. The closer you get to the top size range, the lower quality the clothes become. From a business stand point, people Amber's size are not their main customer base. Women that are XXXL and smaller are more numerous, and buy not only more clothing, but also buy more accessories, which is where a company can really make a good profit.

Big bitches like Amber are in fact not their main market demographic. Not only do they spend more to make individual clothing items at her size (more fabric, more time and labor, more to ship it, etc.), but they have to keep the price at a comparable level to normal plus sizes. Best way to do that is to buy the cheapest fabric designs, and sew them with simplest pattern.

 

[Ellana]

Amber is getting rid of all her stud earrings because they can't fit on her fat fucking earlobes any more.


Edit: That watermelon pattern is so close to the strawberry patterned shirt she wore last video that I had to double check

Glad to read your post before posting. I was about to post that that was the same outfit. Now looking at these side by side it's clear that it isn't. Strawberries and watermelons.

However, she could have purchased it at the same time and chose not to show it in order to avoid the mistake she made with the earrings during her Optavia days Torrid haul.

(100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN | DAY 1-4)

(SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!!)

 

[497]

I like the torrid hauls when she models. I guess she can't do that anymore.. if she can't fit in the car then no way can she fit in those tents. She's really looking rough in this video. The cat scratches... those scratches look like she tried to pick up a feral cat, not a well loved house cat.

 

[thejackal]

I’d love my body too if it gave me 10k a month. But would the 10k be worth it if I looked like a bag of melting lard left in the front seat of a broken down car in the summer?

you think someone making 10K a month would still be living in that house and driving that car? Come on. It's obvious she's making about half that. Enough to to be hood rich. Not enough to be actually wealthy. If she was cashing a 10K check from yewtube every month there's no fucking way she wouldn't be flashing serious purchases. Not $150 wahmart hauls every other week and a macbook pro, which she barely managed to load a pre paid debit card to purchase -- but serious purchases like a brand new Trisha Paytas style SUV, new apt for her and becky, and so on.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I mean it's in the name, of course horrid- I mean Torrid have hideous, cheap, ugly tarps for their manatee-shirt wearing customers. Do they get worse as the sizes go up though? These are some real trashy and hideous patterns and nobody, absolutely nobody is focusing on the terribly unflattering cuts on these hamplanets, so you'd think they'd at least use cute prints and designs for 'em?

It's happening, isn't it? I'm going all 'fashion at every size', aren't I?
I just think it's odd that a supermega plus-sized retailer makes the clothes uglier for their most dedicated seambusters.

I mean why not just call it a day an sew some nice curtains or quilt covers together at that point? ayyy.

I've been in Torrid before and browsed their tops/jewelry (fine time to point out that at the location in my mall, all their jewelry was essentially dumped into bins to get tangled up in each other and the racks were cramped and cluttered, very much like Hamber's bedroom). Believe me, their designs are just as hideous at average size as they are at jumbo.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is getting rid of all her stud earrings because they can't fit on her fat fucking earlobes any more.

They might still fit, but they're too small to be noticed compared to the rest of her. No one would think any stud earrings were soooo kyuute.

I like the torrid hauls when she models. I guess she can't do that anymore.

She bought all this crap in a dainty size 5, so she probably can't even fit into any of it. I don't know why she doesn't just buy everything in both a size 5 and a size 6, then just flash the size 5 tag at the camera before putting on the size 6 garment. It's not like it even matters, it's all just tarps at that size.

new apt for her and becky

A new apartment would mean moving. That's effort. Amber isn't really interested in doing anything requiring effort. Her fat ass is just fine where it is. If anything, she might be more inclined to pay security deposit/other fees for Ricky and Eric to move out of her house (of course she considers it hers by now).

 

[thejackal]

They might still fit, but they're too small to be noticed compared to the rest of her. No one would think any stud earrings were soooo kyuute.


She bought all this crap in a dainty size 5, so she probably can't even fit into any of it. I don't know why she doesn't just buy everything in both a size 5 and a size 6, then just flash the size 5 tag at the camera before putting on the size 6 garment. It's not like it even matters, it's all just tarps at that size.


A new apartment would mean moving. That's effort. Amber isn't really interested in doing anything requiring effort. Her fat ass is just fine where it is. If anything, she might be more inclined to pay security deposit/other fees for Ricky and Eric to move out of her house (of course she considers it hers by now).

I honestly think she hates living with the fags and if she was really making 120K a year on yewtube moving would involve paying people and a short car ride. The reality for AL is that she's making about 40-50K pre-tax (probably hasn't filed so can't get any lines of credit and relies on Becky) and can't afford to live the lifestyle she thinks she deserves, which is why she is still living in BFE Kentucky with the fags in that shitty 2 bedroom.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

A bariatric trapeze is the only kind of trapeze Big Al is going to be using, and it will probably be sooner rather than later.

 

[Gorl68]

It's about time, I have been requesting a torrid haul for a hot minute now.

 

[raritycunt]

Let's see, since she's been back shes:

1. Admitted her last diet failed
2. Blathered on about her new goals
3. Mookbong
4. Promised doctors visit
5. Now a Torrid haul

Yep, definitely another cycle

ETA: She's on 241 likes VS 1.4k dislikes on this video

 

[ADHD]

In case anyone is wondering what these tarps should look like, here's how they look on Torrid's website:

 

[MissyMissy]

Now she's gonna bore us by buying all of the spring stock like she did in winter... more bedsheets and tablecloths ahead

 

[Captain Ahab]

Welp. I imagine we won’t be seeing much of Our Dainty Lady of Kentucky in the coming days. Gotta eat them feelings with some quality bingeen.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She's not even pretending to try to be on a weight loss journey at all anymore. It's "love your body, love yourself", etc. Hopefully there will be another mass unsubscribe after this haul and people stay unsubbed. She's too boring to watch anymore, too lazy to even go into her bedroom and try on clothes while workers are there. Please don't tell me she does tryons with Eric and Ricky home, and she's changing in the dining room, that's not something anyone would want to walk in on.

Eric and Rickie? The only time Becky even sees Amber naked is once a week when Becky, holding her breath, aims a high-pressure jet of water at Amber's most intimate of crevices, dislodging some of the fungi and bacteria, which immediately begin re-colonizing her moist, nutrient-rich folds of skin.

 

[clusterfuckk]

In case anyone is wondering what these tarps should look like, here's how they look on Torrid's website:
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None of those dainty dresses are going to fit her. Not to mention they are "skater" style dresses which usually means they have shorter skirts. Good luck covering up that shelf ass with one of those.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I really really really hope there is a livestream soon. They are AL at her best worst, especially since her hiatus and recent cycle completion. The audience of the next livestream, like all of others, will be a blend of new, bright-eyed, hopeful subscribers and jaded, experienced, farmers. Mark my words, the next livestream will be legendary.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I'd guess this video was probably filmed two weeks ago, maybe longer. Enjoy your stale Torrid Haul, gorls!

 

[Guardsman42]

I'm personally convinced torrid has such horrid fabric because they bulk buy what ever the hell sofa producers aren't using any longer to make deathfat clothing as cheap as possible. Since it takes enough to furnish a house to make one Hamber dress.